Fast, Quick Bloat

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CrossAlteci
Fast, Quick Bloat

So against all odds I've managed to snag a long distance relationship with another girl who loves inflation as well. I want to bloat for her on cam Friday, but I can't get to the store no matter what.

The question is, what can I use to get a massive bloat that uses things more than likely in a house?

If possible, I'd want it to be a huge bloat that lasts for a while.

Thanks.

CrossAlteci

In retrospect I probably should've put a question mark in the title.

I hate to be impatient, but I bloat for her tonight. Is there anyone who can point me in the right direction of a bloat that uses normal household stuff?

Margeret Moonlught
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Well, What do you have on hand? Because if all else fails, water is always there for you.

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CrossAlteci

Off the top of my head, I know we have a bunch of Greek yogurt, a few Arnold Palmers and Root Beers, some ramen, some canned soups, and probably a lot more. I'm at work right now, so I can't really check.

Margeret Moonlught
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The root beers sound like a good idea. Soda is the best thing for a quick bloat.

If you can pick some mentos up soon, That'll help a lot.

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CrossAlteci

Can't get mentos I'm afraid... may have to go to other measures. It's a good thought though, assuming I don't burp it all out.

Lopni

is stuffing clothes an option?

This thread has awesome graphics of how it might look

CrossAlteci

Like... blowing up a beach ball under my clothes?

Believe it or not I did that for her back in the summer. It's definitely an option, but we both prefer real bloating. It's nice to have a fallback though; thank you.