Options 1-3 would all exist inside Option 5 simultaneously!
what if inflation came into prostitution acts, what would it be?
A act is always better with a pop
oh wow, what a question! after savouring variants i'd pick them all one by one ^_^
You feel like a kid in a candy-store
Lopni I like your idea
all thanks to Firnov!
since they opened an underground club named "pops 4 cash" you used to frequent their site, watching webcam with live inflation, and made requests. One day you called them and asked for a stripper bursting off clothes adding you'd like to pump an inflatee for 20 minutes. Operator made a comment on the limits of elasticity and gave other ideas, you only laughed
When you entered there was a dancer on a flashy stage, you threw her money, she winked and got bigger. You asked the waitress if it's your stripper, she said everything is arranged. You started climbing the spiral staircase when everything went black
The last thing you remember is some kinky person inflates you
Woooww.... you really know to question better than me. I love the way you put all the options together
Well seeing as how the webcam stuff actually already exists, that's the answer. Hell, back when I inflated I legit considered doing it.
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