Serious Help Needed

Long read, please only read if serious about helping, I don't want to waste anyone's time. 

Hello all, I'm Zulu, quite new to the whole inflation scene and more curious and scientific about it that seeking pleasure from it. 

I didn't take time to read the rules for posting or anything because of the circumstances I am in. Last night I attempted to infuse water into my scrotum and Penis, and things went, well upside-down backwards and sideways. 

I made several injections into various spots of my penis mainly, using a 19 gauge needle and 60ml (2oz.) Syringe. I made sure to research the anatomy well and watch several videos of how to and instruction before attempting. 

Now then, for the main point. To avoid risks of Scrotal Cellulitis and other infections, I made sure to clean everything twice as I'm very picky about cleanliness in my experiments. The several injections into the penis hurt extremely bad at first, hitting a 9 on my pain scale, causing me to get light headed and nearly pass out, however, in time endorphins helped with that and I continued, slowly pushing the water into my penis. Because the going was so slow I didn't notice that I was injecting water into the wrong places, and now, there are two bulbous masses that are of major concern. One on the side of my penis, and the other below it between the penis and scrotum. 

Wherever or whatever the water is contained in, will it be absorbed in time or should I seek medical attention? At the moment it's not painful, it is a little bruised because of such a large needle, but overall pretty numb, and doesn't get in the way of sexual stimulation, however, my concern is that since the water I injected was sterile bottled water and not saline, will this take longer to be absorbed, if at all, or does this also increase the risk of infections? I am currently taking a full round of antibiotics to be safe. 


As I said, I attempted the infusions last night and it's just somewhat swollen and bruised today. Idk what the rules are for pictures but if those would help I can give some with no issue since I really need advice/help. And I apologize if my post was hard to read, I can be quite scatterbrained at times. Thanks in advance for all who read and to all who can help. Please, y'all have a good one.

AirPump
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Well, I feel for you, trust me. However, there aren't that many users here who practice scrotal injection, so don't expect a lot of advice on the subject. I for one am also lacking in the necessary experience, so you may want to stop reading now as I probably won't be much help.

From what I know about human anatomy, the water you injected can take anywhere from minutes to days for your body to absorb it. Perhaps give it some more time. As for infections, it's possible with your method, but you've taken some steps to reduce the risk. If there's pain, swelling, and/or discoloration seek medical attention immediately.

My knowledge is just basic health knowledge as it applies to the human body in general, so necessary specific attention may be needed for your situation. I hope some bit of this helps. Sorry for your problems, and best wishes for a successful return to normalcy.

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Margeret Moonlught
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Well first, Welcome to the site. Please enjoy your stay, A Complimentary gift basket will be sent to you within two to eight business days.

Second, I don't have a dick. I won't ever have a dick. But I can safely say that injecting things into your dick is a FUCKING BAD IDEA HOLY SHIT. Now, I'm not a scientist, nor do I know biology very well, But it really sounds to me like injecting water or saline into the schlong could result in horrible pain, intense discomfort, And potential injury. I mean- You even said it got to a fucking NINE on the pain scale. Granted I don't know if your pain scale is one to ten, or one to one hundred, but nobody uses the one to one hundred scale anymore.

I genuinely like the scientific attitude about all this, I really do. But the human body really isn't a great dummy to experiment on. Especially if your experiment is injecting water into your schalldämpher in an effort to expand the cock. Now this next part might just be my instinctual fear of sharp things, But at what point did you think this would be a good idea? It sounds like something Pinhead would do. I really dislike kinkshaming, Especially given my wide array of kinks, but This is NOT a good idea, And any further 'testing' would be a terrible idea. Keep the dong strong, Don't inject fluids into it.

 

 

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Margeret Moonlught
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TL:DR, Bad idea, don't do any more, please go see a doctor.

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kidquetzal

Zulu. Go see a doctor, failing that call a nurse service for further advice. 

AirPump
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Indeed, when it all comes down to it, this is a medical situation, and we are not medical doctors. Go see someone. If you're embarrassed, that's gonna have to be part of the process. You won't be judged, and no one is gonna find out. Just your doctor, and he/she knows how to help you. Don't ask strangers on the internet. I imagine that might be part of what got you into this situation to begin with.

If you're lookig for a more permanent male enhancement process, I'm sure your doctor could help with that as well.

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doubleintegral
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WTF?  Go to the damn doctor.

Penner

We cannot help you. You are neglecting your personal health by asking us for help. Seek medical attention.

Blue_Eyes
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I feel like this is another one of these rare Darwin moments we get here.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

Pressure2011

I don't mean to sound nasty, but as someone who has been circumcised and understands pain down there, if you're readily willing to inject your penis, you should be equally as ready to see a doctor.

Margeret Moonlught
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this thread made me realize just how goddamn weird the concept of dick inflation is. I mean, I knew people did it, But I never knew it involved jabbed a needle into your Johnson and making the term 'Inflatable Poon Jabber' a horrible reality. Like that's straight up fucked. 

 

 

 

Dicks.

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nineteenthly

See a doctor ASAP.  I have medical training but I can't help you from here.

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kidquetzal

Sometimes one of these stories comes along with no follow up and I fear the worst.