Coming clean

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Sat, 04/01/2017 - 08:51

Margeret Moonlught

Coming clean

Good morning, guys. I've got some news.

In short, I feel as though my time here is coming to an end. It's been fun, With all the shitposting, roleplaying, All the fun people I've met here, the works. But I need to move on with my life, And I also need to focus on my life as a writer. Looking to get a book published by the end of the year, fingers crossed!

But, there's another thing that I need to get off my chest. Something big.

I'm actually a guy. I'm thirty-two, I work for Arby's, And I've effectively been catfishing you all this entire time. My name is actually Jeff, Not margeret.

So before I go, There's one last thing I need to get out there.

april fools motherfuckers

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Sat, 04/01/2017 - 09:46

AirPump

While we're confessing...

I'm actually a 26 yo female. I pretend to be male to get less attention while I fish around for inflation tips and techniques.

Fill 'er up!

Sat, 04/01/2017 - 10:52

(Reply to #2) #3

Margeret Moonlught

WHAT A TWIST

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Sat, 04/01/2017 - 14:54

(Reply to #3) #4

AirPump

;)

Fill 'er up!

Sat, 04/01/2017 - 17:24

KorgFal

Well, since we are all be honest and shit. I might as well let you all know that waaaay back in the mid-90s when I first discovered LV original site (which was really just a list of directories back then) I was originally using the name FelxDaCat, which in and of itself is no big secret. But what you all didn't know is that I am actually a cat. There, I said it. I feel so much better now! :D

Sun, 04/02/2017 - 21:46

SirFrancisThe3rd

The arbys story and age seems veeery specific

Well, it's been fun

Sun, 04/02/2017 - 23:05

(Reply to #6) #7

Margeret Moonlught

Sorry sir, It is no longer april first. Please come back next year.

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Mon, 04/03/2017 - 00:21

(Reply to #7) #8

Lopni

Margaret, I swear you got me!

I've been reading this, thinking wow this guy sounds like a few writers and artists we all know when they've been through some personal crisis, some even ended up posting "suicide is painful" and had us all rush to spam their page with encouragements. Hope this revelation is the only damage he inflicts on himself before calming down... And then I find the last line! Had a good laugh on myself

You're good!!!! ^_^

Mon, 04/03/2017 - 10:13

(Reply to #6) #9

carnatic

I wouldn't really call giving someone's age to the nearest year very specific, when people ask me how only I am I usually give the answer in years.

Sun, 04/02/2017 - 23:07

#10

Berry-DukeAlt

I guess I will join the truth circle. the trailers for George of the Jungle scared the crap out of me as a kid. Brendan Fraser never needed to be so close to me!

Mon, 04/03/2017 - 12:03

#11

doubleintegral

I am a 400-pound man with zits all over my body.

(A real-life friend once posted that in a forum we both frequented. I almost gagged on my spit laughing.)

Stories I have written

Tue, 04/04/2017 - 00:37

(Reply to #11) #12

Margeret Moonlught

Christ almighty that's good, Fucking dying over here.

(very definitely using that later)

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Mon, 04/03/2017 - 16:40

#13

inflationpurveyor

I'm not actually who I've been claiming to be either. The truth is, I'm a thirty-six-year-old Mormon mother of fourteen.

I know it's not April Fool's Day anymore. That's the truth.

Mon, 04/03/2017 - 16:42

#14

R03Master

I've been secretly posing as a guy to hide the fact that I'm a packet of McDonalds Mulan Szechuan Sauce hiding from a mad scientist.

Tue, 04/04/2017 - 00:38

(Reply to #13) #15

Margeret Moonlught

And there it is. This thread has peaked, guys.

Go home.

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Tue, 04/04/2017 - 12:14

#16

Fleetingsanity

See ya had me going until I seen Arby's no one would admit to working at Arby's.

Falcon Pawnch!

Tue, 04/04/2017 - 21:55

(Reply to #16) #17

Margeret Moonlught

That was the entire point of using Arby's. Arby's is so gross that nobody with half a brain would ever admit to working at that greasehole.

Plz don't sue me Arby's

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