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Basic Bitches

im drunk. Fuck. Woo. 

you know what. Basic bitches!!!!!!!

lets play a game. Take your favorite inflation scene. And explain why. We should strive to recreate it in a piecemeal non crappy way. Wooo!!!

wait that or. What’s the best way to move forward as a community as far as making our dreams a passing reality. No rl inflation. Yeah we have suits and stuffing. But are there any other tangible ways for us to recreate inflation besides the congenital? Also fuck Trump. Woo!

BttrfliesNHurricanes (not verified)

Fuckkkkk I didn’t like mean congenital that’s badddd

i meant like concetiknal. Conceptual. No. Fuck. Conventional. Like ovens woo

blueberryjuicer
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First off, wild ride, starts off as favorite scene, changes to advocacy for community betterness, forgets grammar and fucks it, disses trump, corrects grammar, this is awesome.

Second, favorite scene is the second violet inflation, and recreation wouldnt be hard, just sorta unecessarily complex. We could potentially learn prosthetics, CGI, and the like, which is how it was made so well.

Best way to move forward? Grow it, foster it, sort of make sizecon a bigger thing, design suits and prosthetics that make it an easier to access fetish, pay content creators to make more inflation content, encourage major porn studios to dabble in it, etc. It's really easy, just not many are willing to... yet.

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

kidquetzal

Other tangible ways to recreate? Have a partner "blow you up". As they kiss you, gently inhale. Of course you don't want them to blow too hard or breathe only from them for more than a very short time. They can comment on how big you are getting, or how you are going to pop for them. This can be done during sex. It can be a very intimate and fulfilling experience.

 

In a way though it is a form of breathplay. Be exceptionally careful or just don't do it.

Margeret Moonlught
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I personally can't wait for you to sober up and rediscover this thread in the morning. Also, Full honestly, Drunk you is a fucking one man buzzfeed news team and I love it. 

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MixMaster (not verified)

>buzzfeed

>news

Opinion disregarded

Margeret Moonlught
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Look, I don't like it any more than you, But they are, officially speaking, a news source.

A bad news source that also happens to be the fucking McDonalds of feminism, But a news source nonetheless.

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MixMaster (not verified)

It's often attributed to Twain but someone once said “If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed.”

I would rather dunk my head in a portacan on the last day of the state fair than to listen to any of the supposed "news" drivel they and their soyboys crank out.

airtankgirl5
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On behalf of the President, screw you too.

BttrfliesNHurricanes (not verified)

Man what a doozy lol

ill respond to this more thoroughly later. For now I’ll say these are fucking fine suggestions especially breathplay I’ve never heard of that before but it sounds fun as fuck

fuck my last paragraph didn’t go through and I don’t want to type it again :(

cliffs notes: yes juicer CGI is the dream and 05 Violet is so exaggerated (in a good way) that I doubt we’ll get an adaptation like that ever again unfortunately. Margaret you are my favorite person ever and your wordplay can move mountains and/or clickbait goodness (:

and finally sorry I don’t speak Russian lol