what age should you start inflating yourself

40+
0% (0 votes)
39–30
0% (0 votes)
29–20
43% (3 votes)
19–10
29% (2 votes)
–10
29% (2 votes)
Total votes: 7
silvergold357

Read the sticky boi 

NameTaken
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Negative 10 years old?

Margeret Moonlught
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None, Because it absolutely wreaks havoc on your insides due to you being enough of a retard to regularly shove a hose in your ass and fill your fucking intestines with something. 

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inflatingclothes
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This type of behaviour will get yourself  killed. 

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Cosinusitis
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M I N O R D E T E C T E D

My username is stupid.

Better known as Poqato on the art scene.

Blue_Eyes
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I refuse to answer because you tried to crowbar a dumb meme in there.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

carnatic

This site's stance on real life inflation aside, the very fact you asked if someone should inflate themselves for sexual pleasure before the age of ten should be enough to ensure this thread is deleted and never heard from again.

darkburster2
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I'm not supporting that or anything, I'm just saying that I've personally been masturbating by imagining inflation since I was 5. 

Believe it or not, your body can still "orgasm" before puberty, it feels the same, but there's no mess. 

 

not supporting any underage crap, I'm just saying back when I was a kid, I remember getting that feeling, and I remember the surprise when the day came that there was suddenly wet sticky stuff when there didn't use to be.

at the time I didn't know it was masturbating, it was just some really addicting feeling I got when I used to pretend my scenario. 

Again, I'm not supporting any underage stuff, it's just a bit of personal experience. Imagination is the best thing. If it helps, push your belly out after you've eaten/drink, and pretend. Close your eyes and imagine you're getting bigger, rather than attempting any dangerous or taboo irl inflation. 

Misery loves company.