Would any one mind doing a morph of me?

I'm a guy so if that's not your thing turn back. :P Would anyone like to make it look like a hose is inflating me up the butt? XD 

Link to pic: https//3003mann.deviantart.com/art/Just-for-him-518793255

If you think something else in my gallery will work better go ahead and use that. :)

Thanks ahead of time.

 PS. Still learning the site and I'm not sure if I put this in the right spot.