Berry, body, pop, (inflation fuck marry kill) overwatch waifus

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blueberryjuicer
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Berry, body, pop, (inflation fuck marry kill) overwatch waifus

ill start:

berry zarya

body widow

pop mercy

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

darkburster2
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Can I just pop all 3 of mine? Lol

(if I HAVE to follow the rules then in order of berry, body, pop:)

D.va (berry inflation except without turning blue- just coughs ups blue juice and leaks it. Loss of skin color is a big turn off for me)

Moira (inflated by her own weapons pumping thru her hands (hand over mouth, or up the pussy, or in her bellybutton)

tracer (barefoot)

Misery loves company.

blueberryjuicer
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i like it!

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

dewj
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Sombra

Widow (With the blue skin, it's as if she's a blueberry anyways)

Bastion (Not for pleasure but just to make him stop killing me constantly)

darkburster2
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Lol bastion... Ironically he actually does explode when he dies too...

 

not inflation related, but whose you're main? Maybe I can help with taking on bastions...

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dewj
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I main Mercy and Lucio. Don't think there's much helping besides "get behind the tanks and hope for the best"

darkburster2
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Yeah, mercy's shouldn't be fighting no matter what, and Lucio is situational... 

 

the best thing is to hope someone focuses the bastion and the tank does its job. Since you're playing a support role, there's not much choice. 

 

Thats why why I like Moira, she has the offensive ability to get in and do what a reaper does and then get out and back to healing

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blueberryjuicer
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(unironic agreement followed by ironic genji destroys bastion meme)

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

HeliumBubblegum
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Okey so this is a bit difficult to choose since have a few that i would love to inflate and some turning into blueberry. When it come with popping i already know who, anyway i was think for like a few minutes and now decided.

I would make D.va into a blueberry by giving her a gum, then watching her turn blue and swell up and also that her suit is still on but is wet by the juice leaking out.

If i have to choose one to inflate, hmm i don´t really know because you didn´t say anything of what part of the body and such.

but i´ll definitely would pop Mei because i don´t like her and sometimes annoying. how i would pop? well using her own gun, like i put the weapon in her mouth and then spray the snow into her until she is helpless and big. once that i just shoot those pointy ice piece and pop.

blueberryjuicer
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lol, dude same

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

HeliumBubblegum
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If it is okey, can i maybe choose 2 to inflate? If yes i would choose Tracer and Widow inflating both with helium as they get into the hourglass shape (or only butt xD) then just watching them float away together.

Margeret Moonlught
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Mercy for all three. 

Mercy is the best overwaifu.

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blueberryjuicer
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I respectfully disagree, but given my unconventional tastes in attraction being everything legally allowed, thats not saying much.

I DO however have an ongoing comic strip of blimpy overwaifus, that has blown up Zarya on a regular basis, widow less than regularly, and mercy once.

Featuring:

annoyed hoodie reaper, stunned tracer, and gremlin Moira.

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

Margeret Moonlught
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.. Would you like to share said comic with the class, Bj?

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blueberryjuicer
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part 1javascript:mctmp(0);

part 2javascript:mctmp(0);

Part 3javascript:mctmp(0);

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

HeliumBubblegum
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that was actually pretty good!

blueberryjuicer
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thank you!

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum

Margeret Moonlught
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the best part was that little reaper in the second part. he was actually adorable, plus, ive got more fodder for my reaction images folder

overall rating:

hey, thats pretty good.

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blueberryjuicer
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omg thank you!

Berries are always sweet, no matter how sour they act, they'll always make the best juice.

Equation for juice filling: Volume/Quantity=[(Diameter*Circum