I never told you to keep the drama private. I told you to keep your drama off of this site. I also told you to stop making accounts here.
I kept this matter private for your first dozen ban evasions. You didn't stop. I don't see how addressing you in private again will change that.
Any person who threatens and harasses me or the users of this site will never be welcome here. Additional threats and harassment will not change that.
I'm drawing issue that the thread seems to have derailed, completely. We're in the top 5 of most replied threads ever, passing every other How would I inflate you, but I don't know how many are stories and how many are just bickering anymore.
I've talked it over with a good friend of mine, and in order to rest my creative juices and make a more standardized request form so I don't have to fill in blanks, I'm no longer accepting requests on this thread and will be starting a new thread after a day or two off, so Monday/Tuesday.
Valentines has passed, anyway. And good news for all of you, (exept for me, and I KNOW I'm gonna regret this) the slate will be considered to be wiped clean when the new thread starts. That means that everyone who got a story already can ask for another.
I'm taking a break. The thread's going down in flames, my creativity is running a little low, and everyone's gone from enjoying some of my hastily written, mediocre stories to arguing over I dont know what and I probably don't want to know. I hate to do this, but... ABANDON SHIP!
Let's keep the next thread less crazy, folks. No blame to any of you.
-PuffyMan