How I Would Inflate You: It's a Bird, It's a plane, It's a blimp, It's YOU!

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PuffyMan
How I Would Inflate You: It's a Bird, It's a plane, It's a blimp, It's YOU!

Alright, so since the previous thread got a little crowded and I lost track of a few requests, and couldn't understand other, etc, etc, We're wiping the slate clean and starting over here, fresh.

Same rules as before, tell me about you and I'll inflate ya as soon as I can.  And please, I check the whole thread  regularly, so don't repost if you think I missed your request.

HOWEVER,  We now have a formal request format to make things easier!  Please list:

[gender]

[inflator or inflatee]

[gender of other role, or self if self-inflating]

[preferred substance (helium, berry, water, etc) ]

[preferred shape (boobs, full body, round, etc]

[accidental, forced or consensual]

[humiliation/teasing? Yes or no]

[Popping, yes or no, if yes please specify clean/gory and respawn yes/no]

[NSFW or SFW]

[Any other additional preferences]

If you do not have a preference, please state “np” and I will choose for you.  Potentially with a random number generator.

I can't wait to have more fun with all of you guys!  -Puffy

PuffyMan

So, for those who need a little extra explanation of the new form, I wrote a full story for a friend and posted it.  This is how her request looked:

Female, self, magical, every shape, accidental curiosity, teasing by one or more roommate, popping safe then respawn, nsfw

I'm a witch that discover a variant of a spell and decide to be naughty since my roommate(s) was away for the day so I try on myself~

PuffyMan

Huzzah *Celebration noises*

The longer story I wrote for said friend has been approved

The story "My Favorite Spell" Has been unlocked!

Let me know what you all think!

Overblown
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Male, inflatee, self, air (inhaling), full body/round, consensual (showing off), teasing by a single female crush, popping (clean), np.

I can inflate myself by taking deep breaths and puffing myself up like a balloon.  I'm showing off how big I can get in an effort to impress some female crush.  Of course, no matter how big I get, it's never big enough for her, and she taunts/goads me on.  Eventually, in my desperation to prove myself, I overinflate and burst.  Pride/ego and button popping are faves. 

PuffyMan

You know, this reminds me of the old Aesop's Fable, "The frog and the Ox".  Probably my first bursh with inflation, waaaaay before I could even get aroused.

Take a look, it's short and sweet and 100% SFW because let's be honset, if it's in a book for 7 year olds you better be damn sure it's PG.

https://fablesofaesop.com/the-frog-and-the-ox.html

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Deep breath in, little breath out.  That's the way you've always done it, inflating large and round both as a party trick and as a way to get your rocks off.  Not that anyone needs to know that second part, though.  But this girl Claire.  She's the perfect girl, and now that you've been on a few dates she let it slip that she loves the idea of a man blowing up like a balloon.  Of course, after calming her down from her freakout over accidentally saying her fetish out loud, you agreed to do some roleplay.  Little did Claire know that you coul actually fill up, which leads us to your current perdicament.

Ping!  the last of your buttons flies away like a gunshot, and your pants finally hall to the floor.  Claire is all over you, feeling every inch of your expanded flesh like she's dreaming.  You can barely move, already nearing what you've come to call the 'safe zone'.  Any further and it starts to hurt a little.

"Oh my GOD, you're really a balloon!  Sweetie, please!  MORE!~"  Claire begs you with her puppy dog eyes, "You've gotta get bigger for me!  Please!  I need to see you grow!"

"Claire," you reply.  "I'm not exactly comfortable getting much bigger than this.  It starts to hurt if I do."

"But I need it!  Here, tell you what.  You fill up for me, and maybe I'll give you something you want as a reward..."  SHe reaches behind her back, unhooking her bra but holding it in place.  "You wanna see my balloons, baby?  The you've gotta be a bigger one.  Or are you scared, blimpy?"

Deep breath in, little breath out.  Deep breath in, little breath out.  Bigger and bigger you grow, feeling the pressure strain and stretch your skin as you pass your comfort zone.  Clarie claps her hands in joy, letting her bra fall to the floor.  Totally worth overfilling.

"Claire, I can barely hold anymore.  This is as big as I can get.  Ready to play with me like the balloon I am?"

"Aw, all full, balloon boy?  What a shame.  I bet you could get bigger, you're just chicken."

"Chicken?  CHICKEN?!"  You cry.  "I'll show you, I'll be a blimp by the end of this!"

Deep breath in, little breath out.  Creak, groan.  Deep breath in, little breath out.  Gurgle, creak, groan, squeak.  Deep breath in- BANG!

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Why are there so many people asking me to blimp them?  I can only write so fast!  Everyone hold onto something.  Or don't if you wanna fly away.  I know I want to.

WE BE BACK, BOYS AND GIRLS! (And other nonbinary genders too!)

Overblown
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Hot DAMN that is so totally my jam!

Funny you should mention "The Frog and the Ox", since that's the very thing that kicked off my fetish - back when I was too young to know what a fetish or even sex was.

Guess it shouldn't surprise me that so many of my fantasies follow those same themes (ego, showing off, too proud to quit, etc.).  Heh.

Thanks for the awesome story and the awesome link, and for just being awesome! =D

georgeoutrun

This is immensely generous of you! 

Male, inflatee, female inflator, air (hand pump), full-body (including extremeties and face), forced, teasing, clean popping, NSFW 

My ultimate fantasty would include having a girl pump me up as long as I was hard. If I managed to calm down then she would stop pumping, only, she makes it extremely difficult and relishes in touching me against my will, wiggling her butt in my face (she's sat atop my inflated body), and maybe even inflating herself partly (butt bulging in my face?).

Hope this is interesting enough for you. Thanks again!

PuffyMan

Ya know, I actually have an audio porn file thats very similar.  Send me a message if you want a link to the page for it, but I'm not gonna just hand it over because it's paid content from a creator and I am not a sneaky sneak plus creators deserve respect and appreciation (For the record, I am not a creator.  My stories are bleh)

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Arms stretched wide.  A torso the size of a car, and a hot girl with her ass inches from your face.

This is not how you expected to spend your Saturday.

Amber turns on your bloated middle, the air compressor still running in her hands.  "You're still horny, balloon boy.  I hope you can get it under control soon, because otherwise you might just have an... explosive orgasm.  Grow for me, boy~"  She bounces on you, causing waves ofpleasure to shoot through you as she plays on you like a bouncy castle.  The pressure is so great, you realize with mounting horror, that all the air rushing into you is keeping your cock at full attention!  Amber tricked you, you'll never lose this erection unless she lets you go, but she won't let you go until you lose the erection!

"Mmm, I see my little toy has finally figured it out."  Amber kisses you gently on the head, then proceeds to grind her crotch into your swelling skin.  "You've only got so long left, so I think I ought to enjoy my blimp until he bursts into so many tiny fragments."  Amber kicks her teasing into full gear, rolling around and moaning on your body, just out of reach.  With your skin stretched so far even a breeze turns you on, and the pressure reaching a fever pitch, you scream in terror and pleasure as you orgasm, losing yourself as your skin reachi=es the breaking point-

BANG!  Amber falls a few feet to the floor as your rubbery fragments drift to the floor around her, laughing all the while.  "I always win, boy.  never try one of my challenges."

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I'm not generous, I'm friggin bored.  Not much work this semester at college.

Please respect paid content creators, they don't need to deal with pirates as well as trolls.

dewj
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Np, np, female or self, berry, round and full body, accidental, yes to teasing/humilation, no popping, np, please don't default to blueberry for the inflation. I'd love to see what other kinds of berry inflations you can come up with. 

Have fun!

PuffyMan

"I'd love to see what other kinds of berry inflations you can come up with."  Well, I already made one up, maybe a more... obscure option?  To the intenet!

...berries, berries... whoa, strawberries and raspberries aren't berries?  Weird.  let's try this link.  uh... True berry: a simple fruit stemming from a single flower, normally containing many seeds.  This group contains blueberries, but also things like tomatoes, watermelons, pomegranets, avocodos, and...  wait, THAT'S TECHNICHALLY A BERRY?!  WTF?!

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Ah, the tropics!  Nothing beats a nice vacation to the sunny beaches of Hawaii.  A great day to relax in the sun, lounge on the beach, and do abosolutely nothing productive.  This is what happens when you win the lottery.  A lifetime of nothing, but damn if it isn't good.  At least, that's what you think until you realize that your Long Island Iced Tea has run dry.  Now you need to go get another drink from the bar.

You feel like being cheesy.  "Barkeep, a dry vodka martini, shaken not stirred."  You chuckle.  While a resort bar themed after a mad scientist's lab where all the drinks are served in beakers may seem like a crazy idea, it works, surprisingly.  You notice a beaker of a translucent, sweet-smelling yellow drink left o the counter.  "Actually, is this anyone's?"

"Doesn't look like it, pal,"  The barkeep replies.  "You can have it if ya want.  Might as well not let it go to waste."  Lucky you!  You swipe the beaker up and chug the contents.  It's sweet, but filling, and you swear you've had it before somewhere.  Just as you finish it, a woman in a labcoat walks in, sees you drinking, and SCREAMS.  She rushes over and snatches the empty beaker, terrified.

"Do you even realize what you just did?  That was super extra concentrated berry DNA contained in a viral mutagen!  I didn't mean to leave it here, but YOU DRANK IT!  We have to get you outside, now, before the transformation starts!"  She drags you by the hand out of the bar and into the sunlight, and as you're about to ask what she means by 'transformation', you bump your head on the doorframe that you were most certainly shorter than on your way into the bar.  In fact, it feels like your body is being stretched vertically, making you taller, and your midsection is swelling to match.  It must be a trick of the light, but you swear your skin has turned yellow!

You fall backwards onto the sand as your torso continues to grow in length and become cylindrical, the ends curving up as you continue to swell with whtaever it is that's filling you.  You watch in horror as your arms and legs are pulled in by your massive, ten foot long rod of a body, finally feeling the infation stop ans your skin takes on a slightly rubbery texture to protect your soft insides.  "What happened?"  You demand.

"I'm so sorry, but I've been developing a virus that will eventually be used to allow people to change their gender by forcibly rewriting their genetic code.  I was testing it on some berries, and, uh well... you're kind of a berry now."

"Are you joking?!  Even if I was, what kind of berry is long and yellow?!"

Almost too hard to hear, she whispers her reply to herself:  "Well, by the definition of a berry, bananas DO count..."

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I learned a thing about fruit today.

Maybe you can be the 'peanut butter jelly time' banana to advertise the hotel or something.

dewj
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This was wonderful! Absolutely loved the use of banana as a berry in this. Also yes, there are a lot of fruits with the word "berry" in it that aren't actually berries while there are berries you would never think are berries. It's a really strange list if you take a look at it.

If I could write, I'd love to turn your made up berries and surprising berries into a series or at the very least a story. But oh well. 

Thanks for the story and hope you had a swell time with it. (pun intended... again)

protonstar

Male, inflator, female, cum, full body/round, consensual, teasing and humilation are ok, non gory but messy popping no respawn, NSFW.

PuffyMan

Um... So I can do that.  I actually havent done cum inflation, it's rare and underappreciated according to some, etc.  Plus I haven't done that yet.

But now I'm wondering:  Is it in any way possible to do a cum inflation while staying SFW?  I may have a ton of ideas, but I'm drawing a blank on that.

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Today is the day.  Today, you get to live out your wildest fantasy, further science, and make every horny teen in the world jealous.  Today, you are going to cum in a woman until she explodes.  Today is going to be a very sad day.

It was five years ago that you approached nanotek with a strange request, offering a small fortune for the privelege.  Five years since you recieved the special nanobots that allowed you to build up your cum endlesly, five years ago that you actually stopped masturbating.  Today you walk into the hospital, head held high, as you prepare to fulfill the last wish of a dying woman.

Alice lays seductively on the hospital bed, naked and staring at you despite her frail stature and recent surgery scars.  Despite surgery scars peppering her body and her face pale, your wife looks perfect to you still, especially not hooked up to all those machines.  The nanobots in her have shifted purpose from keeping her (thankfully non-contagious) sickness at bay, to supressing all her pain and granting her freedom of movement for tonight.  A small mercy, knowing that if the doctors were correct she would spend tomorrow and all of next week in unimaginable pain before finally embracing death.  "Hey, love.  I'ts been five long years since we did this.  I hope I'm not rusty," she says.

After it was discovered that Alice was infected with a rare disease that slowly turned all of the body to a rubbery substance, she was happy at first to finally get to be the balloon she always dreaed of being.  That changed, once the pain started, and she realized that she was incapable of feeling in her new, rubbery bits.  Slowly, starting at the tips of her toes and moving upwards, her skin has taken on a rubbery shine, even her face.  Come tomorrow, the disease will reach her internal organs, slowly killing her.  She wanted to go out like the balloon she always wanted to be, with a bang, so with a long legal struggle, you are here to offer your beloved one final noght of pleasure, and one final mercy.  You kiss her on the lips and hold her close, even though you know she can't feel it.  "I'm sure you'll be fine, love.  The doctor said the nanobots will only keep you moving for thirty more minutes, so we have to act fast."

"You know I can't feel anything in there anymore.  Just..." a tear fell from her eye. "Just use me like a toy, and then...  then you can finally, finally fill me up and burst me!"  More tears, this time of joy.  Quickly you tossed your clothes to the side, and in the dim light of the candlelit hopital room, you made love to your wife.

It took longer than expected, since she couldn't help, but finally you feel it.  The long-forgotten pressure as orgasm draws near.  "I'm almost there, Alice.  If I don't say anything because of the pleasure, know that I love you, now and forever."

Alice stares at you, then speaks.  "I love you too, darling.  Go on, fill me up.  I can't wait."  As you scream her name and hold her close as the flood begins, you feel something on your nek but ignore it as the dam breaks and five years of chastity flood out of you, quickly filling Alice and pushing you away from her as her stretchy skin swell lager and larger.  You can only watch as your union fills her breasts to the size of beanbags, and her torso to the size of a truck.  You can hear the groaning and creaking of your lover as she finally breaks the silence.  "Love... I... I feel it!  I feel you!  I forgot how it feels to be alive like this, to be loved and filled!"  The surgery scars strain against her body and small streams of your liquid love spray from her nipples.  "I love you, baby!  I love you so much, forever and ever!  I'm cumming!  I'm gonna-"

SPLOOSH

You regain tought a few moments later, waking in a sticky, white mess of a room as the early rays of the sun pour in through the window.  She's gone, but she went out a happy woman.  You remember the feeling on your neck, and upon ivestigation you find a small heart-shaped locket placed there.  Wiping away the slimy white goop, you open it to reaveal a picture of you and Alice from your wedding, the one you both liked the most.  And a small inscription: "I will always be with you, my love.  Death may do us part, but we will be together again one day.  -Alice".

As you walk out of the cum-covered room to clean up, a new liquid falls and mixes with the sticky mess: tears.

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WHERE DID ALL THESE FEELS COME FROM

I just wanted to try and take a purely NSFW part of the fetish and make it a little less 'and then they banged, the end', and now I have to pretend there's an onion on my desk.

You... You all better not hate on this one.  Any other one is fine, but this one deserves no negativity.  It has enough already.

dewj
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Well this hit me like a truck. I was more invested in the story of Alice and Protonstar than I was for a lot of sappy love stories. I would say this could be turned into a full length story but no. It's perfect how it is. Now will someone get these freaking onions away? 

protonstar

Damn, dude, way to play with my feels ;_;

 

This story kinds of reminds me of ThatGrumpyWriter's stories on DeviantArt

Murkstorm

Let me give this the insane try...

 

[gender] Male (dark hair, full-bearded)

[inflator or inflatee] Inflatee

[gender of other role, or self if self-inflating] np

[preferred substance (helium, berry, water, etc) ] Helium, air or other safe, non-toxic gas.

[preferred shape (boobs, full body, round, etc] Full body/egg or watermelon-like. No uninflated body parts sticking out in the final stages, and the head is lost well before arms or legs start to disappear.

[accidental, forced or consensual] Consensual - could appear to be accidental or forced.

[humiliation/teasing? Yes or no] Yes, family-safe

[Popping, yes or no, if yes please specify clean/gory and respawn yes/no] np - in this setting, popping by overinflation is clean, by a sharp object is gory, either way is treated as being fatal for social purposes but only the gory kind actually is. Bursting by overinflation is agonizing but the victim can be saved for about 36-48 hours afterwards before he really dies (and takes several months of recuperation and therapy to recover from).

[NSFW or SFW] SFW, with only the between-the-legs location of the air-valve in my costume suggesting indecency (catheterized for inflation but costuming is made to stay family-safe)

[Any other additional preferences] Dressed/made-up as a character clown of some kind for entertaining in public. This is my first time being blown up, following a year's worth of daily treatments to make me inflatable. Legally, having completed the treatments and being in-clown is saying that I consent to being inflated as long as no one else is endangered (i.e. no filling the man with gasoline or tear gas), and agree to the risk of being overblown and burst by anyone so that it is not murder, manslaughter, or even assault if done cleanly. Costume is designed so it doesn't break off as I blow up, becoming like an extra layer of paint on my elasticized skin as I fill up.

 

PuffyMan

Fuck it, I'm dragging the crazy clown from my other HIWIY thread in for the fun.

Also, great amount of detail!  Love the different popping = different type thing you got going.  But if we are doing this SFW, no gore, so there.

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"HeeeeeyHiHowdydo, Kiddos!  I'm Bibibibibi, but you can call me Bibi!  HehehehehEHEHEHEHE!"  You do a few cartwheels and bounce around.  After the old Bibi retired, you took up his name and occupation, as an inflatable, cartoonish clown.  As you do your planned routine, you slip on a bananna peel and fall flat on the ground, where a conveniently placed helium tank is, and latch the hose to your valve quickly so the kids can enjoy the show.  "Oh, no!  I've gotten this hose stuck in myself!  Whatever will I do, hahahaha!"

As if on cue, one of the young children watching you runs over and turns on the tank.  "I'm gonna blow you up, clown man!  You're gonna pop!"

"Pop!  Pop!  Pop!" the children chat, as the helium rushes into you, comically bloating out your arms and legs alongside your torso, quickly trying to swallow your head as you grow larger.  The children start to cheer and circle around you.  Several poke you, others bounce on you, and still others roll you around until you finally accumulate enough helium to float off the ground.

"No, kiddos!  You shouldn't pop Bibi, that would hurty-hurt me!  Just play with me!"  Your body swallows up the last of your head, arms and legs following suit as you are quickly left with a spherical body with hands and feet, and those too quickly join your head inside of you as you are stratched to your limit.  Anyone walking by wouldsee a giant, cartoon-colored spere the size of a hot air balloon floating above the park.

"Pop!  Pop!  Pop!"  Here it comes!  You think in anticipation.

As you explode with an ear-splitting BANG, and pure, unfiltered pain coures through your body, you thank your lucky stars that you aren't just an inflation fetishist.
You're a masochist too.

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Plot twist, you wanted to pop despit the pain.

Clowns are weird, with all their clowning around.

asdf123456789
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Ok so...

 

Female 

 

Inflatee

 

Self

 

Helium

 

Boobs, only the boobs

 

Accidental

 

No humiliation 

 

Clean popping with respawn

 

NSFW

 

I enjoy it when the inflation leads to floating away where the drop in air pressure results in additional inflation.

 

I think I got that down right. So here ya go boss, my application.

PuffyMan

Boobs only?  You're hired!  Boobs > Butts in my opinion.  They are closer to a woman's heart, and that means that it...uh... fuck it, I can't keep that up.  I am a total boob guy.  Tits are awesome!

I once saw a drawing of a woman with 12 boobs.  Sounds funny, dozen tit?  Comedy.

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"Attention: Your exosuit has been damaged.  Please repair.  Attention: Your exosuit-"

"I KNOW, ALRIGHT?!" you scream at your alert system.  Exploring new Earthlike planets was a great job, and even though protocol may have been very strict about survival, and interaction with the flora and fauna, but the thrill of finding out what's over the next hill is absolutely the best feeling in the world.

Unfortunately, as your alerts are reminding you, your exosuit has been damaged.  Torn on some strange thorns, and now you're roaming the wilds topless on the way back to your ship to get a new suit.  Annoying.  Unfortunately, because life just hates you today, a nest of some wasplike insect, and they stung your breasts several times.  Ouch.

"Attention:  Toxin detected in bloodstream."

"I know my suit is- wait, what?"  The wasps!  They must have had a poisonous sting!  You put your hands to your breasts as you hear a hissing noise, the flesh stretching and growing under your touch.  You hate to admit it, but it feels good.  "Ooooh~  That is really nice..."  You rub and cup your tits as they swell, passing normal size and growing larget than your head as they rise above you.  As they grow to a pair of exercise balls on your chest, you switch to fingering yourself as you moan and lose yourself, rising from the mounting pressure of helium that is swelling your breasts.

As you rise into the sky, gaining more and more pressure, you orgasm several times, each one growing your breasts even more. First the size of cars, then elephants, and finally you are left attatched to two massive hot air balloon boobs and orgasms that hit you like a truck striking every other second.  The pressure grows higher and higher, tighter and tighter, and

BANG!  You explode, feeling pleasure greater than you have ever known.  You regain consiousness in the cloning chamber, your new body ready to go on a new adventure.

"Attention: You have died."

"You don't say!"

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Tits or GTFO a positive comment, please.  Or neither, I'm sure you're smiling and that's enough for me.

Alternate last line: "Yeah, I know.  Mark down where it happened.  We're going back."

asdf123456789
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Tits detected, further stay permitted.

Excellent story, 8/8 IGN.

kairiinflator
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I am female, of average height, and a bit more on the plump side.

I prefer to be the inflatee

Self

No preference

Full body

Accidental

No

No

No Preferences

I suck at writing but decent at drawing!

PuffyMan

Oh, I have an idea here!  Let's see how you handle this one!  Hope you like swimming...

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Pool party!  Nothing beats the first few days that the public pool is open, and that means spending the day swimming and enjoying the warm rays of the sun as you lay on the pool floats.  You enjoy catching the eyes of several men as you walk by in your purple bikini, heading towards the snack stand for a quick sodamoothie before going back in the water.  It was delicious, but the snack stand owner told you to not go swimming for a half hour, but what does he know?  You dive back into the water, enjoyijng the cool rush as you rise back to the surface, floating peacefully on your back.

When you finally return from your trip to lala land, you realize that every member of the pool club is staring at you.  You look yourself over.  Nothing seems out of place, you feel a tad bloated but there's not too big a bulge under your purple one-piece bathing suit.

Wait, you came in a bikini.

The purple spreads from your torso down your arms as a loud gurgle emenates from your stomach, and you watch as it swellls out, feeling bloated as something sloshes around inside you.  Feeling heavy as you continue to grow, you swim over to the shallow eand of the pool.  Now completely purple-blue, you slow to a crawl in the water as your arms and legs bloat out and a taste of the blueberry soda from earlier fills your mouth.  Chliren swim over and poke your belly as thier parents pull them away, just as your arms and legs push themselves away from your body.

finaaly, you manage to get out of the water, waddling and sloshing with juice as you fall over, immobiized.  Your skin the same color as your biknini, you gurgle out a few bluebery tears in embarrasment unltil  the snack stand owner comes over, slowly rolling your arkwardly bloated boyd to his stand.  "I told you not to get in the water after that blueberry soda.  But, you are what you eat, and now you're a big berry girl.  I'll get you juiced, don't worry."  He stops before rolling you into a shed behind the snack stand.  "Looks like I'm gonna have a surplus of juice, so all blueberry products are half-off for the day!  Now come on kiddo, you're my new temporary buisness partner."  He closes the doors to the shed, and you two are left in the dim glow of the juicing machine's monitor.

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Show of hands, who was expecting me to pull the 'you get turned into a pool toy/floatie' schtik?  Too bad, I take the expectations and throw them out the window with the kitchen sink!

I wanna go swimming now.

kairiinflator
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I think I want to as well, nice work as always!

I suck at writing but decent at drawing!

Guardian95
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Male(inflatee,Fullbody floating) Fart/gas inflation. SFW no popping, accidental inflation with humiliation. Have fun!

Gene wilder > Johnny Depp

PuffyMan

Ok, that works, and I can't friggin sleep (5 am right now), so cracking down and finishing requests seems to be the best option.  So...

Also, Parent or Guardian(95) signature required.

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"Waaaah!"  Oh, geez.  When you agreed to babysit this bratty girl, you did not expect her to be so whiny about such a trivial thing!  Now you're both at the park, and she's screaing because the balloon cart just closed up shop before you could get there.

"I just wanted a balloon!  Why won't you get me a balloon, mister?!"

"He closed up shop, I can't get you one.  What do you want me to do, become a balloon myself?"  Carrie stops crying and looks at you, wide-eyed.  "You'd do that?  For me?"

Shit, what do you say to that?  "Well, I would gladly, but I can't just blow up like a balloon."  Carrie claps her hands and jumps up and down, excited.

"Don't worry, I can help you!  Sha-bam!  You are now a balloon!"  She makes some sort of childish hand gesture.  You chuckle to yourself, and move to puff out your chest to put on a bit of a show to keep her entertained...when your chest and belly actually puff out with a startling BWOOMP noise, nearly knocking you off-balance!  You put a hand to your new torso, and feel that it sems rubbery as you hear a hissing building elsewhere...

Another loud BWOOMP and your entire torso surges out, also puffing up your arms and legs, forcing you to spread them in the air.  You try to protest, but realize that your cheeks have ballooned out as well, and you are beginning to rise into the air!  "Hehe, see mister?  I ctold you I can help you be a balloon!  You behave, and I'll deflate you so you can take me home and my momma won't get mad, ok?"  Carrie jumps up and grabs your leg, tying a string around it.  She then proceeds to walk around the park with you in tow, bobbing along on your nw tether and praying she won't let go.

People stare at you and woder aloud what you are, even if you are human.  "It looks so real!"  "Maybe it is, but how did that happen?"  "I want one, daddy!"  "Wow, what a strange balloon."  "It kinda looks hot..."

"Hehehe!  Look at all the people, pointing and laughing at how funny you look, mister!  You look really silly as a balloon.  Maybe I need to fill you up more!"  Carrie snaps her fingers, and with another BWOOMP she's holding a big round ball on the end of a string.  You can hardly see past yourself now, as you bounce about while Carrie skips around the prk below you.

Finally, after two whole hours of flying around, Carrie pulls you down and deflates you back to normal.  "You're the best babysitter ever.  You're gonna watch me every week, right?"

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Instant inflation!  I haven't done that yet.  My bad for not getting it earlier, enjoy!

Guardian95
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It was great! Thanks

Gene wilder > Johnny Depp

Guardian95
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It was great! Thanks

Gene wilder > Johnny Depp

Sandy

Hmm. Now you get formal? Let's see...

I am female.

Prefer to be inflatee. 

Doesn't matter on my inflator's gender (I just know that it isn't me)

Would like to be inflated by helium or air

Into full body or round one

Unwillingly one is best inflation. Doesn'the matter whether it is accidental, forced, surprised or I just can't protest...

Teasing by inflator sounds cute.

No popping if it is possible.

I don'the care about NSFW or sfw 

Feel free to have anything on me. If you add deflation or me getting flat that is great, but optional. I believe I would love your stuff any way.

PuffyMan

Its been a long week, and I come back from 2 tests to 14 requests...  UGH you are all so lucky I just kinda float around this site when I'm bored.

That said, it's been a long week.  You know what the weekend means?  SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS!

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"Well, well, well!  If it isn't little miss hero, come to save the day!  Well, Nova Star, you're too late!  I, the great Dr. Fetish, have finally gathered enough power crystals for my reality cannon!  I will plunge Chastity City into a NEVER-ENDING ORGY!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"  The evil Dr. Fetish laughs maniacally as he describes his plan, as usual.  All you need to do is find the self-destruct switch, or the shutdown lever, or his comic collection (don't ask) and shut it down, you win!  Easy.

Well, it was going to be easy until you rounded the corner and found yourself staring down the barrel of the flat-o-tron, one Dr. Fetish's old inventions.  There's a bright flash of light as it fires, only instead of getting turned into a mural like last time and sneaking around the castle walls, you simply crumple up like a pile of old laundry!  As you fall, you see that there are some letters hastily painted on the side of the machine, making it the Deflate-o-tron.  Of course.  That makes perfect sense.

You awaken to a hissing sound, and fel your body filling out and then some with some sort of gas.  "Hahaha!  You fell for my trap, Nova Star!  I need to get high up to use the reality cannon, and what better way than to use a new fetish: inflation!  You are going to be my balloon, miss Nova Star, and help me in my conquest of chastity city!  MUAHAHAHHAHA!"  You feel your arms and legs swelling along side your torso, thankfully your breasts simply flatten out or else the doctor would have mocked you a lot more than he did.  As your form helplessly swells larger and larger, rising off the ground as it forms a prefct sphere, a net is cast over you and the reality cannon is strapped right below you, looking oddly phallic on your round body.  Dr. Fetish is such. a. perv.

As your body risies higher and higher, levelling off far above the city, you can only watch as the reality cannon takes aim and blasts the city in a beam of light.  When it fades, Chastity City is gone.  In its place are skyscrapers shaped like dicks and buildings shaped like breasts, and you hear erotic moans coming from the new city of Fetishopolis.  As you slowly descend into the orgy-filled streets below, you think that maybe Dr. Fetish wasn't as much of a villain as you thought...

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"That's the thing about villains.  The hero has to win every time.  The villain only has to win ONCE."  -Crow, form the game "Nefarious"

"You can only beat the averages so long before they beat you!"  -Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog Archie Comic Issue #200

inflatableboy123

Hi Puffy, I think I can speak for all of us here when I say we’re thrilled your (non-inflation) workload is so low this semester.

I’m male, inflatee and would love to be blown up by another guy using his own lung power, full body, forced, a bit of teasing, clean popping and NSFW (if that crops up).

PuffyMan

Yeah, my workload is low... and then BOOM two tests in one week.  Sorry I'm taking so long!  I'm trying!

That said, How would you like to play a game?

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You wake up, groggy, naked, and chained up to a wall.  No the worst way you've woken up after a night of drinking, but that's another story.  What's disconcerning is that you are wearing a gag, and there's a hose in your penis connected to a face mask on the face of another man, just as tied up.  He has a second hose in his bellybutton, and that is hooked up to an air compressor.  He wakes up, soon after, disoriented but panicked.  "Huh?!  Where am I?"  he cries out, but his breath travels down the hose and blows you up a tiny bit via your dick!  You scream against the gag in panic and ecstacy, and the man takes a few test breaths to realize that yes, his breathing is filling you up.  Then, a new voice crackles over an unseen intercom.

"Hello there, the both of you.  We are here to perform a little... experiment.  Jeremy, attatched to your belly is a hose, that will slowly fill you up with air until you burst."  As if on cue, the compressor starts, and his stomach slowly expands.  Jeremy begins freaking out, and his yelling begins to blow you up again!  You also notice he's not growing while you do.  "Across the room from you, Jeremy, is a man whose fate you will decide.  If you exhale out all the air you are taking in, he will blow up and pop instead of you.  If you choose to be virtuous, you can hold your breath and let him live, at the cost of your own life.  You have my word that only man will walk out of this room alive, Jeremy, and I am a man of my word.  The choice is yours.  Who is going to burst today?"

Jeremy is clearly distraught.  But as his stomach grows, and creaks and strains, he makes up his mind.  Through teary eyes, he shouts a very distorted "I'm so sorry" through his mask, and begins to blow, one neverending breath fueled by the air flowing into his stomach.

You cry against the gag, not sure wether to scream for more or for him to stop, as the feling of air rushing into you is erotic beyond compare.  Not like you have any say in the matter.  Your belly quickly eclipses your vision of your impromptu executioner, as it creaks and groans against the pressure, begging for somewhere to go.  Your arms and leges quickly answer the call, swelling up and making you look like a rather comically inflated parody of a human being.  Still Jeremy blows, and blows.  The air rushes into you, and you moan and scream, lost in a mixture of pleasure and pain as you swell ever larger, ever bigger.  Your skin screams in protest as it stretches and strains against the growing pressure inside you, creaking and groaning as more and more air flows into you!  You think you can't get any larger or tighter as your body seems to grow ever-

BANG!

Your tatters quickly drift to the floor, perverse confetti to celebrate your end.  Jeremy is saddened, but happy as he is the survivor.  That is, however, until a man in a dark cloak steps from the shadows.  "Congradulations, Jeremy,"  he states.  "You successfully ended another man's life.  Now you face your punishment."  With that, he ties a knot in the hose that ended you, then watches with shadowed eyes as his second vicitm expires by explosion.

Then, true to his word, one man leaves the room alive.

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I hope you SAW what I did there.  I'm not personally one for horror movies, but I saw the series on sale in Best Buy and thought this up.  Plus, you didn't specify on 'forced'.  I decided the inflator should be forced too, for once.

That said, did you really think I'd let you get away unpopped after the little D&D surprise I pulled last time?  You had this coming, friendo, and this is an entierly different sort of game.

inflatableboy123

Thanks Puffy ;)

darkburster2
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Guess il leave this here and see what happens...

 

female inflatee and inflator, (I'm the inflatee/inflator is a slimegirl)

sline inflation (color:green/yellow) mostly belly inflation and bare feet) breasts can get big too. Popping, gory. Teasing. Forced. If you need a name just call me "Nami". 

Misery loves company.

PuffyMan

I don't really do names in these.  I've found in past HIWIY threads that names prevent me from really feeling like the character, what with sentences along the lines of "And then darkburster enterd the room."  Long usernames detract from the story, and names in general make it harder for me.  (I LOVE stories where one of the characters bears my real name/my nickname though.)  In fact, most of my stories here have very little of 'your' character speaking or being described so that everyone can see themselves as him/her.

Also, gory slime inflation?  Didn't I do this in the last thread?  Hmm........

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Drip.  Drip.  Drip.

That's the sound you wake to, that's the annoying sound of the faucet dripping.  And you get of of bed to go fix it, but you stop dead in your tracks as a very attractive girl, made enitrely of some green slime, steps out of the sink and wakes to you.  "Oh hi!"  She says.  "I was just across the street killing a monster who ate one of my friends."

"Guh...huh?  Monster?  What are you?  What are you talking about?"  As you back up, you bump your head on the door, and a tiny trickle of bright red blood flows from behind your ear.  The slimegirl gasps in horror, her eyes burning with rage.

"How dare you!  The man across the street ate one, and you did too?!  I'll give youthe same fate I gave him, the monster!  Open wide!"  She shoves her hand into your mouth and down your throat, and you gag as she starts pumping herself into you.  You feel her slimy insides, rushing into your stomach and bloating you out, feeling like you've just eaten a four course meal.  And still she surges into you!

"I hope you've still got room for more!"  SHe screams at you, as her body shifts and rearranges to forcefeed you more and more slime.  You look nine months pregnant with triplets and still growing, pain and stretchmarks signalling your doom rapidly approaches down your throat.  With one final, dramatic push, the girl suges into you, leaving you gripping your now yoga ball-sized belly as it stuggles to contian the girl inside.  "Let's see if you survive this, you monster!"  She cries from within, then with a surge of pressure your stomach explodes, blood and entrails painting the bathroom.

The slimegirl emerges from your corpse, and looks at the blood pooling on the floor.  "Did I make it in time?  Are you ok, friend?  Did the mean monster get you?"  SHe shighs in defeat as the blood does not respond, and she absorbs every last drop, before climbing back into the sink.  "What is it with these wierd, fleshy monsters eating and killing red slimegirls?  And why can I never make it in time?"  She surges back up the pipe, and down the street another neighbor awakens to a noise.

Drip.  Drip.  Drip.

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Does this count as a sequel?

Also, for the extremely dense, the slimegirl thinks our red blood is a dead slimegirl that a human consumed, so she kills the human to get it out, then absorbs the blood because I say in this story slimegirls will absorb dead slimes and I needed a plot point for why she attacked.  Drip.

darkburster2
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Well... I wasn't sure what to expect, or what I could request... It was nice, thanks.

 

il have to envision it with our "human" girls bellybutton popping out and her feet filling up, as it just doesn't have the "darkburster" touch otherwise... 

 

But thanks for doing it anyway

Misery loves company.

PuffyMan

Oh THAT'S what you meant by bare feet!  I just thought like "Lol plz make sure I'm not wearing socks"

My bad, I'm sorry!

darkburster2
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Darn... I thought you just didn't want to do it... Now I would've loved to see how it'd play out with those 2 bits in there...

Misery loves company.

yeahshippo

Male,NP, Female, Air/helium/or Water, butt expansion, accidential, Yes to teasing, No to popping, SFW. Hmm I guess I like monster girls/Fantasy races a lot, Clothing Tearing, other than that go wild.

PuffyMan

Monstergirls, you say?  Roll initiative, then!

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The tavern is bustling with activity as you and the rest of your party walk in the door.  People of all shapes, sizes and colors sit around drinking and having fun.  However, your eyes quickly lock with Goldenleaf, an elf witch, and also your childhood rival.  An unspoken argument plays between the two of you as you go up to the counter and order a drink and food.  You think that she mumbled something, but you can't be sure.

Your meal arrives and the rest of your party digs in with you as you all share a good time, but you notice Golden as she makes a few gestures in the air, clearly casting something.  Then she takes a drink of her water-

-And your ass sloshes as something fills it!  You also notice she's holding her endless water flask.  Uh oh.  You move to get up and stop her, but she takes another huge drink and your rear swells out even more as she drinks.  The disorienting feeling slams you back down into the chair, and you can already feel your pants straining to hold your growing rear in.  Golden smiles.  Your party seems to notice.

"Hey, look!  He's got an ass now!"  "Hehe, wow!"  One smacks your butt, and it ripples and jiggles.  It feels wierd.  Goldne smiles again, and goes for another drink.

Riiiiiiip

And there go your pants, your bare ass now on display to the laughing tavern as it grows and grows, looking like you've stashed two dire rats under your buttcheeks more than anything else.  Some of the children in the tavern start bouncing on your growing rear, calling you 'Mr. Bigbutt' as they enjoy themselves, and your party laughs hysterically as Golden keeps on drinking!

After an hour, your backside has spilled out onto the tavern floor, the size of a waterbed while the owner yells and rants about the problems this is going to cause.  Children are sleeping on your butt, and Golden finally walks over to you.  "I can't wait to see your retaliation to this, prank buddy."  She takes one last swig of water to cement her victory, and walks out.

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Hopefully I rolled a 20 on storytelling.

yeahshippo

I enjoyed it! Thank you for this, it was very cute.

perchedontheloon

Be it generosity, boredom, or something else it is appreciated nonetheless. Here’s my hat being thrown in.

Male

Inflatee

Female inflator

Helium

Let’s make it interesting, boobs then full body then round like a balloon

Consensual

Mild teasing is ok

No popping

NSFW

Balloons as a conduit to inflation are always fun, a balloon loving inflator girl is a cherry on top. 

PuffyMan

I notice something wierd about this request, and I will be using it as a jumping off point because DAMN is tit a good idea!

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Balloons everywhere!  Well, at least on the ceiling.  Amber invited you over for a night of fun, but you certainly did not expect her to have all the balloons inflated already!  She struts up and gives you a kiss, blowing into you ever so slightly.  "Hey there, stud.  How was your week?"

"Pretty good," you reply.  "Why'd you fill up all the balloons before I got here?  That's half the fun!"  You gesture to the helium-filled latex balls above you.

"Hehe!  Well, I read about this new thing on the internet."  She pulls two of the balloons down.  "Come here, and don't freak out!"  You comply.  Amber holds the two balloons to your chest, as if they were breasts, then pops them with her nails.  To your absolute surprise, you hear a hissing noise as your chest balloons out, two bouncy breasts floating on your chest!  Amber squeezes hers into yours, and it feels great!  "I found out how to make us blow up like balloons, and by us I mean you!  Isn't this great?!"

You nod in agreement and awe as you feel your new assets, only for Amber to grab severla more balloons and pop them one by one agains your belly!  Hissing fills the room as your stomach expands to the point that it seems you swallowed an exercise ball.  Amber pushes you down on the floor, grabs the hose from the helium tank, and shoves it in your mouth as she begins to ride you, squeaking noises filling the room as your body bloats up, first your belly and breasts growing, but soon your arms and legs swelling to match!  Amber keeps bouncing up and down on your penis, the squeaking and hissing making an erotic sound as she cums, and you follow suit, just as your body snaps into one giant ball, floating up to the ceiling to join the remaining balloons in a peaceful, floaty state of bliss.  Or maybe that was the orgasm, you can't tell.

Amber looks up at you and giggles.  "When you come down from there in a few hors, we have GOT to do me next."

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You requested a male inflatee, but also breast inflation.  I didn't even need a crazy plot twist this time to make it interesting, you already asked for one!  Thanks for saving me some time!

perchedontheloon

Thank you, very good usage of the themes I requested. That was the breast that I could come up with, been thinking of developing my own story about this 

PuffyMan

Go right ahead, as long as I get a mention somewhere as to wher the idea came from.

Also, insert boob pun

bacf2011

I'm a dude, lol. I prefer to be the inflatee, preferably by a super seductive, sexy, and balloony curvy is woman. Big fan of Helium through and through. Don't mind either full body or round Inflation. Forced or consentual, maybe a mix of the two. She can tease me if she'd like. lol not really a popper, like to be blown up nice and tight until I'm floaty and bobbing:) 

PuffyMan

So, my ultimate fantasy, then.  Well, at least I don't need to spend time thinking this up, I've been doing it for years!  HAHA!

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"Hey there, handsome.  Care to buy a lady a drink?"  A tall, butsy blonde with a nice ass saunters over to you, deliberately swaing her hips in an erotic manner.  "I'm thirsty, and I feel like you're the nice kind of guy to hep a girl out.  Well?"

That was how it started, you bought her a few drinks and soon enough she invited you back to her hotel room.  Hell yes.  You walk in, and she gestures to the bed.  "Well, big guy?  I can't have fun if you're all clothed up like that... take 'em off, and I'll make you feel like you can fly~"  That's all the incentive you need as you practically rip your clothes off and jump into the bed, naked.  The woman, who introduced herself as Sammy, walks over, still fully clothed, and sits on the bed.  "Ohoho, you silly boy~  Were you expecting sex?  I told you, I'll make you feel like you can fly.  I didn't say HOW."  Before you can reply, she pulls a hose out from under the bed, connected to a helium tank you didn't notice, and shoves it in your mouth, turning the gas on full blast!

"MMPHMMPH?!"  You try to pull the hose out, but the gas is bloating your cheeks and has become wedged in your mouth for now!  Sammy laughs as your belly begins to slowly round out, running her had across it.

"Oh, you silly, silly, balloon of a man.  Don't you want to fly tonight?  Stay with me as my toy?  It's very enjoyable~"  You continue to struggle as she feels your skin growing tighter and more stretched, your body making balloon-like squeaks as she rubs back and forth.  Your arms and legs begin to swell as well, and it is becoming harder and harder to try and pull the hose out.  "Hehehe!  Looks like you're filling up quite nicely, Balloon Boy.  I bet you're going to look absolutely perfect when you're all round and floaty.  I may just have to keep you, instead of... popping you."

"MPHNG?"  You try to scream 'popping?!' but you can't with the hose stuck fast in your mouth.  As your body creaks and squeaks and your limbs slowly fuse with your ball-shaped tors, you realize with a shock that you're floating!  You gently rise up into the air, bumping your head on the ceiling with a soft thoomp noise.  Sammy laughs as she ties a string to your ankle and shuts off the gas.

"Hehe, I sure got a rise you of you!  Look at you, you're just a big boyloon now!"  She tugs your string, and your round body bounces on the end of it.  It's disorienting, but strangely pleasurable.  "Now, I'm going to take the hose out, and if my big boyloon begs just right, I won't pop my new toy with my nails."  She yanks the hose free, and while you wobble in place she says "Get begging, toy.  I don't have all night."

"Sammy, please!  I'll do anything you want.  Just don't pop me!  I don't want to explode!"

"Anything, huh?  Then tell me it feels good to be that full, that I can keep you forever, and that you'll be a good balloon for your new owner.  Any thing else, and pop goes the balloon boy!"

"I...I promise!  I'll be the best balloon you've ever had.  Forever!  I'll be good, I'll float here, you can play with me.  It-it feels good."  Pausing for a moment, you add, "...I don't think I wanna deflate, even."

"Hmmm... just what I  wanted to hear from my new balloon.  Alright, let's go!  Time's wasting!"  With that, she tugs your string and moves to pull your round, naked form out the door.  As you ask what she's doing, she replies, "Well, there's lots of folks in the park this late!  I want to show them all my new balloon, and they can all laugh or admire him while he just floats there!  After all, balloons are more fun when there are more people around to enjoy them!"  She pulls you out the door, and your naked orb of a body jostles, bobs, and creaks in the air from the movement and pressure inside you.  Already folks are looking up and pointing.  This is going to be a long night.

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Anyone who ever starts an RP with me, take notes.  I get off to this kind of stuff more than any other.

Although it's better if you toss in some NSFW.  But you didn't ask for it here, so we default to no touchy touchy.  Just floaty floaty.

Katloon
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Female, inflatee, male, air, belly boobs and butt, consenual, yes, no, SFW.

If possible, I would like having the inflatee as a neko or furry.

PuffyMan

I've never actually written furry things before, because I'm neutral on anthros.  Except one poem about my fuzzy dog back in middle school.  Alright, let's see what I can churn out here!

If furries aren't anyone's thing, just ignore this story or imagine the characters as human.  I don't discriminate, and neither should any of you.  There are anti inflationists too, how would you feel if they mocked you?

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Molly walked to Kevin's house, her tail swishing in delight as she pondered how big she was going to get today.  She always enjoyed growing for Kevin, and he loved to see her grow.  A real match made in heaven, even with the species difference.  Molly was an Australian Shephard, and Kevin was a Lynx, but they loved each other anyway.   A real romeo and juliet.  Molly skipped up to the door and Kevin opened it, a bike pump in hand, and they kissed.

"Ready, Molly?  I think we can really push your limits today."

"Let's go then!"  Molly dashed inside, and plugged the air hose into her bellybutton.  "Whenever you're ready, Kev!  Fill me up nice and round!"

Kevin complied, and started pumping.  Each time the plunger depressed, Molly felt herself get a tiny bit bigger.  With each pump, she got more and more beautiful in both her eyes and Kevin's.  "You're looking a little under pressure there, sweetie.  You doing ok?  Need me to slow down?"  Molly's heart fluttered at how considerate Kevin was, knowing that if she had even the slightest ounce of pain he'd stop and apologize.

"No, I'm fine, Kev.  I'm getting tight, do you like it?"  Kevin nedded as he kept pumping.  Molly's breasts and butt swelled to look like basketballs, and her belly made her look like she was pregnant with octuplets more than anything else.  She rubed them, enjoying the tight feeling of her skin as she grew and grew.  "Hehe, that's enough, Kev.  I'm full.  Man, I bet you'd love to have all this," she gestured to her body, "to yourself, huh?"

"Yeah, I think I would, Molly.  In fact, I want it so much, I'm willing to do this."  In one swift movement, he grabbed a box from his pocket and got down on one knee, barely visible over Molly's round belly.  "Molly Ives, will you marry me?"

Molly could ony scream "Yes!  Yes!  Yes!" as she dove forward and kissed Kevin on the lips. As he gently rubbed her swollen form and slipped the ring on her finger, they smiled, knowing the life they shared was truly perfect in every way.

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I found the onions again.  And a violin.

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

PuffyMan

So I got two requests from friends who wanted to remain anonymous.  One shares my interests in inflation on a planetary scale, which is an underappreciated size, and the other offered me a trade of sorts, helping me bring a character of mine to life in art form (I cannot draw anything better than stick figures).

So, that being said, I have finished the planet scale request and will begin work on the second, as I recieved those before any currently unanswered requests here, and will be putting in extra effort, publishing both here as full stories.  Keep an eye out for them, I think they are both some very swell stories!  Comedy.  Look it up.

theabstractlily

This is awesome :D

[gender] female; short, thin, with glasses and messy short dark hair

[inflator or inflatee] inflatee

[gender of other role, or self if self-inflating] np on gender; not self

[preferred substance (helium, berry, water, etc) ] anything BUT helium, food, or water :D

[preferred shape (boobs, full body, round, etc] belly to full body to round, but with general emphasis on belly and booty

[accidental, forced or consensual] forced

[humiliation/teasing? Yes or no] np

[Popping, yes or no, if yes please specify clean/gory and respawn yes/no] popping yes, np on clean/gory

[NSFW or SFW] np

[Any other additional preferences] get as weird and creative as you like :p weirder the better really

PuffyMan

"Get as wierd as you want" AND "ANYTHING but helium, food, or air?"  Thaks for the free pass!  Let's do some learning on Earth's natural balloons.  Now, I already did a Bill Nye reference in the first of my threads here, so let's all take a trip down main street in everyone's favorite educational vehicle!

After all, with the Puff, it's never a normal field trip.  SEATBELTS, EVERYONE!

=*Vroom, beep beep!*=

"I don't get it," you complain.  "I get that they inflate, but WHY do they inflate?"

Your Bio 432 Professor looks back at you.  "Well, there are many reasons, and none of them good.  It's actually a flaw, and it can be very dangerous or even deadly.  Would you like to learn a bit more?  I can provide a more... hands-on approach."  You nod, determined to uderstand this once and for all.  Your professor pulls out a remote of some sort, presses a few buttons, and in a flash of light, you find yourself to be a small, cute little hedgehog (Not the SEGA kind) on the table!  "Ah, it's been a while since I've gotten the chance to really teach like this.  So, let's talk about hedgehogs and their unique problem, know as 'Balloon Syndrome'!"

You feel a slight tingling in  your belly as the professor continues.  "You see, sometimes due to a traumatic injury or an infection, a hedgehog will begin to release gas under its skin."  You feel a slight gurgling as your stomach distends and expands.  It is not too pleasant.  "This is a serious problem, however, as the skin of a hedgehog, and any animal, really, is tight and hard to break as to prevent air from escaping.  Hedgehogs, however, have extra skin so they can curl into a ball, maening that there is a lot of space for air to go."

You have to agree, as your belly lifts you off the ground and your rear begins to bloat as well.  It's starting to hurt, and the fact that everyone is staring isn't helping as you swell larger!  "This means that hedgehogs can quite literally swell up into balloon animals.  The need to be safely deflated with a needle by a trained professional on the extremely rare cases of Balloon Syndrome."  You have doubled in size now, immobil and in a fair amount of pain.  You skin feels stretched to the limit!  "Otherwise..."

You expode lite a water balloon, gas escaping as your body tears into rubbery fragments.  You open your eyes with a start, and find yourself sitting in the lecture hall with your professor, and the rest of the class, as the professor cleans up the tattered remains of a novelty hedgehog balloon.  "Class dismissed.  I want a two page paper from all of you discussing how it might feel to suffer Balloon Syndrome yourself, and why humans cannot get it, due Monday."  She winks at you.  "Have a great weekend, everyone!  NOw, I've got to head downtown to the planetarium.  The're doing a show on Mars tonight!  Wouldn't it be cool to go to Mars?"

=Wahooo!=

Three guesses who your professor is, bonus points if you guess what animal-print outfit she was weraing that day.

Balloon Syndrom is a real thing in hedgehogs.  Look it up, it's interesting.

Also, because nostalgia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZT1bdGllM