Any of yall in Florida ever inflated themselves/others before?
Florida
Being that you're from Florida, have you ever come across Florida Man in your time living there?
I had a brief gig in Florida as the fearsome Miami Mutilator, but I've never done anything kinky there.
Brief? What happened to end it? Rodan? Took a skyscraper to the knee? Inquiring minds want to know.
Ah, well, that's because Miami is an expensive city to live in in when your job is mutilating people. It's a fun career choice, sure, but it doesn't pay too well.
That definitely explains a lot. Good to see you around, ma'am.
Youre are still no match for Florida Man. Able to seduce female police officers to get out of speeding tickets, rape alligators he captured in his backyard, and break into jail to visit friends, these are just a few exploits of the mighty FLORIDA MAN!
SON
OF A
BITCH!
I inflated my girlfriend in a blow-up suit.