Beggin' your pardon, I'm a bit late to this. Although if you're still looking, I would be interested. Although, I do have some restrictions which may make it less fun or even impossible for you. Review these requirements carefully, please.
-Intolerant Less-than-Paragraph
-Bare Minimum Semi-Paragraph
-Ideal Paragraph
-Popping is disliked.
-Sex is disliked.
-Air Inflation is highly desired.
-Balloonification is highly desired.
-Balloonie Characters are highly desired
-Very Willing to play as Necron
-Very Willing to play as T'au
-Somewhat Willing to play as a Sister of Battle or other Human
Guess no one likes the idea of inflated/fattened T'au or Sisters of battle.