Would Raw Yeast Be A Good Inflation Method?

Ive had this idea of using half yeast and half sugar mixed in a glass of water (half cup each excluding the water), drinking it, and with the body warmth activating the yeast, will cause it to give off CO2. The real amout of gas it releases varies heavily from stomach acid and immune response, to how quick the yeast suffocates its self from the CO2, but it couldnt hurt to try. Right?

Im new to inflating; ive practiced swallowing air, using a bulb analy, and even looked into foods with "FODMAPS" that induce bloating. I want to find a solid method to get big reliably and even train my gut to get bigger without the cramping, but im also trying to practice as safely as possible to avoid embarassing or lethal ER trips. I have yet to try water analy; I dont feel my local water supply is clean enough, and I dont wanna have to filter and boil gallons and gallons of water. I want to use water so so bad, but its a waste of time and energy rn.

Ive searched around, seeing if anyone else had this idea. But the closest thing was another forum talking about raw dough, not yeast alone. I dont imagine that worked too well since the yeast amount is low. All I know about yeast is it prefers certain sugars over others. There is this molecule that works best with yeast. Its two glucose molecules bound together, but it feels sketchy when I looked to buy the stuff. Glucose will do fine.

So what you guys think of the idea! Good, Bad, your theories, your experience if you try it, and if you think its safe or not. Please do correct me if im wrong about anything or if something just isnt nessicary. Bonus points if you put in your largest belly measurement! °u° I wanna reach for the stars!

 

Somedude

We don't discuss IRL inflation on these forums for legal reasons.

PuffyMan

Real life inflation carriss certain dangers, I highly reccomend against bringing it out of fiction.

 

Also, isn't yeast a bacteria?  Yeast infections are a thing, that sounds unsafe.

 

Oh, and we aren't allowed to discuss irl inflation here.

I_Like_To_Balloon

Yeast is a fungus. My Thought is Yeast isnt capable if infecting the body. All it eats is sugar and all it releases is CO2. I doesnt do much of anything else.

inflatingclothes
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Dude the 'Sticky: I've removed some posts on real-life inflation'

is there for a reason, don't do something that has a high risk

 

 
 
 

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I_Like_To_Balloon

I read the sticky forum, and I understand the administrators concerns. My stringency with safety aline with Luthers, if not more. But im still gonna try it and get good at it. Nothing better than the real thing!

Im sorry to see that this community has been narrowed to fantasy and stories only. Health advise and strategies is the whole reason I made an account to this clique. Surely we can still involve RL inflation with tons and tons of safety tips like Mr/Ms.Another_Canadian has done so well in every forum I find. The site cant legally be responsible if there is a warning every step of the way, right? Im not fighting the administrator, but the site is called Body Inflation. Assuming there isnt another webpage like this, people who want safety advice in the RL matter will flock to this site in fear of asking friends and doctors. Turning them away isnt not gonna stop them from practicing, and now theyre less informed than they could be. This group is perfect for weirdos like us!

Ill stick around for the stories, but the question atop still stands. If I try it out, ill let you guys know if its safe or good. If the gods protest, may they strike me with a flying ice cream truck.

PuffyMan

From what I understand, one of the BIG reasons we don't like talking about irl stuff is because of liability issues should something go wrong.  Someone saying they got advice here on something that permanently damages them (say, a ruptured colon or something) could lead to the site getting sued/shut down.

 

Better safe than sorry, right?

airtankgirl5
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I'm sorry that selfish prats like you come into our nice place and break our rules.  We have like one real offical rule set by the site owner and your stupid ass doesn't feel like it has to apply to him. If there are other forums that do RL, GO THERE!  

Bustrix

Yeah, but if you're stupid enough to risk injuring yourself just to get yourself going, the existence or lackethereof of relevant information isn't gonna stop you. Even having the info about how to do it 'safely' youll have to ignore the immense number of people saying 'Just don't do it, it's not worth it' so you clearly don't care about your safety to begin with.