Looking for a story that used to be on deviantart and I believe here

Hi there, as the title says there is a story I am looking for that I believe I found on deviantart but it may have been on here as well. I can remember most of it. A story about a woman working late at a dealership setting up decorations and she falls onto a helium tank. It's from a first person point of view I believe and the story had some name like "How Helium Ruined My Life". It seems to all but vanished and I was wondering if anyone might know where I can find it.