Blowin' in the Night

A Tale of the New Missing: The Death of Paula Jenans
Based on the Stephen King novel: IT

After her date with her now-ex-boyfriend Dave last night, Paula had to smack him after he told her he wanted a girl with more rounded and larger breasts.

Paula was 25. She had her own townhouse and a nice job as a secretary. She had short dark hair and nice B-cup breasts. She felt a bit tired and decided to sleep for the night.

Upon falling asleep, she went into a dream that she never knew. To rephrase that: She didn't know she was dreaming. Anyway, she heard the phone ring.

"Odd." She mumbled to herself. "Who would call this late?" She picked up the reciever and gave a half-asleep hello.

"Hey Paula!" A squeeky dumb voice cheered.

"Andi? Why are you calling so late?" Andi is one of her good friends. Andi is 23 and is a stripper because she can't do anything else without screwing things up. Very stupid, but has a very nice hourglass figure and is one of the hottest girls at the strip club.

"I heard you dumped that jerk Dave." Andi said.

"How? I dumped him 5 minutes ago! He isn't even home yet."

"It's 3PM. You two went out last night." Andi replied.

(It was really 1AM but she was dreaming it was 3PM.)

"Anyway," Andi said, "I'm throwing a 'Bout Time you dumped him' Party for you!"

Even when tired, Paula was always in the mood to party.

"When?" She asked.

"Hang on," Andi said and then hung up the phone. No sooner had Paula heard the phone click than she heard the doorbell. It was Andi, all right. She was in a tight red tanktop and cutoff jean shorts. She had a red bow tied up in her blonde hair.

Paula looked at herself and saw she was wearing a large navy blue shirt and jeans. Andi walked by the confused Paula and headed into her living room. Paula turned around and saw her stereo already pumping out loud music, and there were snacks all over the place.

"Andi? You're acting a bit unusual today," she said.

"C'mon we need to get these balloons blown up!" Andi handed her a bunch of pink and beige balloons.

Paula placed a balloon in her mouth and started to blow it up. When it reached a good size, about ¾ full, she stopped. Andi turned around and looked at her. She was blowing up a beige balloon. Her breasts seemed a bit bigger than before.

"What's the matter?" she said, inflating the balloon some more. Her voice seemed lower than before. Then the balloon in Andi's mouth burst with a bang. Paula jumped. Andi let out a loud laugh.

"The real reason I'm here is to pop balloons with you silly." She said.

Paula shook her head. The living room was normal again. The stereo was quiet and the snacks were gone. Dazed, Paula inhaled and then pushed more air into the balloon. It grew larger than the size of her head. She saw the shadow of Andi in the partially transparent balloon. Then the balloon burst. Andi was standing there with a pin.

"What's wrong?" She laughed.

Now Paula knew something was wrong. Andi was now in her bra and panties. And her breasts were even larger than before. The bra was straining against Andi's volleyball boobs.

"I...I...I...feel strange..." Paula said.

"That's cause you're blowing me up."

"Huh?"

Andi grabbed a balloon from Paula and then blew into it. As she breathed in, her chest rose and seemed to keep rising. As she exhaled, the balloon grew larger and so did her breasts. The bra snapped open.

"Look at my beautiful balloons!" Andi giggled.

"You're crazy!" Paula yelled.

"Why don't you join me. Don't you want huge bouncing breasts like me?"

"Well..."

"Every man loooooves to have a pair of these..."

"Uhhh..."

Andi grabbed Paula's shirt collar and ripped it down her shirt.

"What the hell?" Paula said dazed.

Andi ripped Paula's bra off and then put two large, inflated balloons to her nipples and also her own nipples. The balloons started to deflate and Paula's chest started to balloon out. Andi's own chest grew to beachballs quickly and then stopped. Paula's were now large basketballs.

"What's happening?" Paula shivered.

Andi's voice was even lower than before and the squeekyness was gone.

"Why don't you make your balloons larger like mine." She squeezed her balloon tits and they gave a loud rubber squeek.

Suddenly, an air tank appeared behind Andi. Andi shoved a hose from the air tank into Paula's mouth and turned it on.

"Come on!" Andi barked. "Have some fun!"

Paula felt the air travel through her to her breasts; they inflated more. They grew and grew. At the size of Andi's breasts, Andi turned it off and took out another hose. She shoved one end up Paula's ass and put the other in her mouth. Then she took the hose from the tank and shoved it up her butt. Paula could not move her arms for some strange reason.

"Now let's play a game! Who can inflate each other's breasts first. Let's go!" Andi said.

Paula felt the air travel through her to her breasts, they vibrated and ballooned out and started to become partially transparent. And since she could not do anything but breathe, she did. Andi's breasts grew even quicker than hers. Then, Paula noticed that the living room was not around them anymore. They were in a large dark area where the only thing visible was theirselves.

Andi's breasts grew to twice the size of Paula's quickly and then there was a loud bang and Paula and her balloon tits were sent flying backwards. The hose flew out of Paula's mouth and she breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Andi squeezed her head and arms between Paula's breasts.

"You win! And here's your prize!" she said, sticking the one hose that was attached up Paula's butt into Paula's mouth. Andi's voice was lower, like a man's, but now squeeky like a clown's.

Paula felt her chest grow from the size of a car to even larger sizes. She saw Andi get out of the way of her chest and go to her side. It wasn't Andi anymore. It was a large clown in a clown suit with big yellow and orange pompoms. His/her hair was now orange like Bozo the Clown's. His/her skin was white. And he/she was holding a bunch of balloons.

It was IT.

Paula gave a mumbled scream and her breasts bounced out even further.

"Pretty soon, you'll float... just like these balloons!" IT laughed.

"No! NO! NO!!!" Paula screamed as she felt the pressure build up in her chest and......

POP!!

Meanwhile, while she dreamt, before all of this stuff even happened, she took off her shirt in her bed, and unsnapped her bra. Somehow, she tilted her head to her nipples and blew into each one. They inflated with air as the ones in her dream did, yet not as big. Then, when she awoke after the pop, she saw her breasts, now watermelons of air.

"All a dream... AHHH!!!!" She screamed at the sight of her breasts.

Then she felt weird and then started inhaling... and inhaling... and inhaling... without exhaling.

Her breasts inflated and filled the room... until... BANG! BANG!

Later that night, a clown with the same description of IT was seen carrying a rubber woman that looked like Paula with her breasts exploded and a human lady with Paula's description. The clown was going in the direction of the Barrens in Derry, Maine. And when she was found in the Barrens next to the rubber woman...

Sgt. Thanay of the Derry Police met with Dr. Uert of the Derry Hospital.

"Hmmm... it's been a while since we found a case this weird." The police sergeant scratched his head. "It's been about 13 years. 1985, I believe. That was before I was a sergeant."

"Some guy with last name Gardener found her," The doctor said. "Died from fright I believed at first. Then we found her insides eaten out. The outer part of her remained unscathed."

"At first," Thanay said, "I thought it was a horny woman blowing up a rubber woman and it popped in the breasts. She might've done it or it could've just happened. She was scared to death from the explosion. However, even being extremely stupid, that was the only explanation. Then we heard of the clown dragging them."

"I've heard of the cases like that back in '85." Uert said. "Disgusting and horrid can't describe what happened then."

"Hmm... looks like the killings have started again......" Thanay said and walked off.