Kite Competition, The

It was a windy day in fall. The perfect weather. Everything was prepared and one by one, the ladies arrived: Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Jeanne Garofalo, Anastacia and Shakira. Each one of them was carrying a strange plastic suit in their hands…

Finally, a hooded individual arrived at the scene. The others immediately turned their attention to the strange figure to hear what it had to say. “You are seven beautiful women and you all think that you have what it takes to dominate all the others. One of you has the right to believe this, but the other six will eventually pay a big price for their foolishness. You have all agreed to take part in this kite-contest, you have all brought along your own special equipment. Remember, it is every woman for herself – alliances will be punished. In the first round, three women will be eliminated as they are turned into kites. Whoever seals their fate wins immunity for the rest of the round. It is now time to apply the suits.”

The seven women, who were standing around in a big circle, each took the plastic suit they were carrying and slid into it, slowly becoming one with the rubber material. A strong gust of wind suddenly blew across the area, nearly knocking over some of the women. A sense of nervousness appeared in their faces. With these new suits, they were clearly lighter than before. Perhaps they were not suited for this contest? Some seemed close to being lifted into the sky right away – did those ladies catch a glimpse of their future?

ROUND I – The First Human Kites

Everyone stood there eyeing their opponents. The ladies looked dangerous, yet sexy in their black latex suits. The strong scent of rubber was transported easily by the intense winds. As if by a silent command, everyone suddenly seemed to have singled out a victim and the women began running towards each other.

Christina Aguilera knocked down her hated rival Britney Spears. She reached for one of the strings in the pocket of her suit, eagerly prepared to make Britney her kite. But as she approached her, Britney kicked her in the stomach, launching her up into the air. Christina remained hovering a few feet above the ground helplessly. Britney got back up to her feet and rapidly reached for Christina’s lips. She wound the string around Christina’s puckered up lips several times, then pressed a button on Christina’s suit. Immediately, Christina’s arms were thrust up as if she were crucified. The area between her hands and feet was quickly connected and filled by the rubbery material of the suit so that Christina became the first human kite. All the other women paused for a moment as they watched Britney launch Christina-the-kite into the air and fly her with the string she had attached to her mouth. She tied the string to the pole in the middle of the circle, which made sure that Christina would stay a helpless kite in the air forever.

Britney Spears had therefore won immunity for the rest of the round and stepped aside to watch the other women compete. Jeanne Garofalo looked like she was going to send Shakira off into the air, when Anastacia jumped her from behind and began inflating Jeanne’s bodysuit. Jeanne’s figure was slowly expanding and she could not turn around to knock away Anastacia because she was already so blown-up! In the meantime, Shakira got up and looked at Jeanne angrily. “You almost eliminated me… but I’ll show you!” She walked up to the bloated Jeanne, who looked just like a big rubber ball, and began inflating her along with Anastacia. The women high-fived as they prepared to launch Jeanne into the air and out of the competition.

Suddenly, an angry voice echoed through the windy air. “I warned you about forming an alliance! You will be punished by communal inflation.” Anastacia and Shakira looked at each other in horror – “Communal inflation? What the hell is that?” Suddenly, the two women were drawn close to each other and their mouths were pressed against each other opened widely. The women embraced against their will, pressing their bodies together tightly, squeezing their breasts together. Then, they began blowing into each other’s mouths at the same time. Shakira and Anastacia looked each other directly into the eyes as they felt their bodies blowing up like balloons in their plastic suits.

Soon, their embrace was broken by their inflated bodies. Still, their mouths remained stuck together. They began to float and inflate ever bigger. Soon, Shakira and Anastacia were merely two opposing black balloons with their female heads still sticking out of their round rubber bodies, seemingly kissing, yet in reality blowing each other up constantly. Gwen Stefani was the first to react. She reached for one of her strings, tied it right around the combined mouths of Anastacia and Shakira, locking them together for eternity as two ever-inflating balloon-women. Then she kicked them up into the sky, where they danced around together against their wills, inflating and inflating each other helplessly.

ROUND II – The Final Four

“So the final four have been determined prematurely, I should say.” Britney, Jeanne, J-Lo and Gwen looked at each other and at the hooded figure anxiously. The figure slowly raised her hand and pointed at… Jeanne, who was still all blown up and looked like she was ready to fly off into the sky. “You are in a unique situation, Jeanne, and it wouldn’t be fair to have you compete in the next round as a balloon-shaped woman.” A relieved smile came across Jeanne’s face. She felt the air blow out of her body again.

Suddenly, though, she felt her suit morph yet once again. “What’s happening to me? What are you doing to me? Nooooo!” Her arms were stretched out to the side, her suit changed shape and – even worse than with Christina – Jeanne was now not only a kite from her arms down to her feet: her head was surrounded by the black rubber as well and she had become the perfect human kite.

“Now,” said the hooded figure. “The three other women will fight over who flies Jeanne and ties her to the pole in the middle of the circle. Whoever wins, advances to the finals. The other two will battle in another round.”

J-Lo seized the moment and used her big butt to knock Jeanne into the air. However, no one had remembered to tie a string to Jeanne, who was now being blown around helplessly in the air as a human kite. Wasting no time, the women activated their suits – they were quickly filled with helium and rose to the sky. The women soon reached Jeanne simultaneously, each one struggling to attach their string to the kite-woman. J-Lo finally managed to tie hers to Jeanne as Gwen and Britney were engaged in a fight.

Then, Jennifer Lopez began releasing helium from her suit in order to float down to the ground again. Gwen and Britney quickly realized what had happened and now the race back to earth was on. Gwen was first to catch up with J-Lo and in a shocking turn of events, turned Jennifer’s helium valve back up causing Jennifer to blow up twice as big as before. Gwen grabbed Jeanne’s string and drifted back to the ground. Jennifer Lopez began rising high again, turning round and round in circles, calling out in a squeaky high helium voice: “Not meeeeeeee! Nooooooo!”

Gwen was about to tie the Jeanne Garofalo-kite to the pole, when Britney – releasing the rest of the helium at once – dropped right down on her. She quickly grabbed the string and came so close to attaching it to the pole. Then, however, Gwen got back to her fight and began fighting with Britney. In the meantime, J-Lo was able to release the helium from her body again and she dropped to the ground a few feet away from the two struggling women. She started running towards them, but in that same moment, Britney blew up her breasts!

Britney Spears tits filled up with air rapidly, just like two balloons. She delivered an uppercut to Gwen Stefani with her big blown up balloon-boobs, which knocked Gwen back into Jennifer Lopez. Big-boobed Britney turned around and although she had troubles reaching the pole because of her over-inflated tits, she managed to tie the helpless Jeanne Garofalo-kite to the pole. “Hm… those were just my hormones in action…” laughed Britney and let her huge round rubbery tits bounce up and down in delight.

ROUND III – The Helium Battle

“Now Britney, you have advanced into the final round. But it is time to find out who your opponent will be, Jennifer Lopez or Gwen Stefani.” The figure turned to the two women who would be competing against each other in the third round. “It seems you two women liked battling each other with helium. Well, now you will get another chance… in the helium battle.”

“The rules are simple,” the hooded figure continued. “You each inhale as much helium as you think you can handle and then you blow it into your opponent. Whoever becomes a helpless helium-balloon-kite first, loses. And remember, you may get blown up too much by your opponent….. or maybe you’ll blow yourself up to big when you inhale the helium! Don’t get too greedy. As Jennifer has not yet eliminated anyone, Gwen is allowed to go first.”

Gwen Stefani walked up to the helium-tank that suddenly appeared next to the pole and inhaled a little bit of helium cautiously. Her tits suddenly began to grow and float. “Come here, J-Lo and I’ll blow you away,” she threatened in a not-so-threatening voice. Jennifer Lopez had no choice but to pucker up her mouth like that of a balloon and have Gwen Stefani blow her up. Her breasts filled up equally and she actually had to smile. “That felt good,” she admitted, “but now I’ll make you my helium-kite! What the….? Oww… I hate this helium-voice!”

Feeling more secure, J-Lo inhaled a lot of helium, making her butt even bigger and her tits expand way out of proportion. Without saying another word, she blew all of the helium into Gwen, who also felt her butt blow up like a balloon. “You’re making me too biiiiiiiig,” cried Gwen in her helium voice. “I’m getting so light-headed… just like a balloooooooon.” She inhaled some more helium and blew it right back into J-Lo, who felt her belly balloon out. “Ha, ha, you’re becoming my toy-balloon,” laughed Gwen, who seemed to be high on helium.

Jennifer realized that they were pretty much the same size, but that Gwen obviously couldn’t take as much as she could.

Jennifer sucked up more and more helium and quickly blew it into Gwen’s rapidly inflating body. “Burst, damn it, burst,” Jennifer kept thinking as she felt the helium rush out of her body and into Gwen’s.

Gwen seemed extremely close to becoming a helium-balloon-kite: she was nearly a perfect helium-ball. “You know, J-Lo… you’ve made a mistake… you see, I realize that you have barely said anything because you’re too embarrassed about your high squeaky voice… well, I have been talking much more than you and even though I sound like Mickey Mouse, it was worth it because I have been letting the helium out of me again this way. With every word I’ve said, especially now, I’ve been deflating… whereas you, my helium friend, are still big and bloated.”

J-Lo quickly realized what had happened and began to speak. Her voice was much higher than Gwen’s, almost inaudible. But it was too late: Gwen sucked her body full with helium and blew into J-Lo. Jennifer Lopez felt the helium rush into her whole body, even into her head. She felt her head blowing up just like a balloon. Then, it stopped.

Gwen looked at her in shock. It hadn’t been enough! Jennifer reached for the helium and in the highest squeaky voice proclaimed, “Time to blow you away, Gwen.” J-Lo began to inhale the helium, but after just one second, the transformation was complete and Jennifer Lopez had become a rubber helium-balloon.

Jennifer’s eyes opened widely as Gwen pulled her off the valve. She felt her body deflating again, but could not move. She was a helpless toy in Gwen’s hands. Gwen was deflating her exactly the way she wanted it. Gwen squeezed all the air out of J-Lo’s tits first. “Noooo…. my balloon-boobs,” cried Jennifer in her helium voice. Gwen also let the air out of other body parts until all that remained inflated were J-Lo’s butt and head. Gwen looked at Jennifer and said: “I’ve always hated the way you said your butt was too big and laughed about it. Now you really know what it’s like to have a big, inflated ass! And I’m keeping your head this blown-up to remind you of how inflated your ego was for thinking you could beat me and how you were an airhead to have inhaled more helium when you were so close to your limit!”

Gwen deflated herself again, but left her boobs nice and big and bouncy, then she turned Jennifer Lopez into a human kite and tied her to the pole.

ROUND IV – The Finals

Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani looked at each other. They had not only defeated all the other women by turning them into helpless kites, they had also used the games to their advantage by blowing up their breasts.

Suddenly, they both were turned into kites. “It is time for the finals… who will blow the other away? You are both kites now… and whoever blows the other away, wins the contest.”

Britney and Gwen were lifted into the air and whirled around… the winds blew wickedly against them and it was difficult at first to use them to their advantage. Soon, they found they could move, albeit limitedly. Remembering the instructions, Gwen took a deep breath and blew at Britney. Her lungs had super-human strength now and Britney was whirled away. However, it was not enough and Britney navigated back to her opponent, who was hot on her trail.

Britney dodged Gwen’s next breath and fired back with all she had. Her cheeks were all puffed up, but she almost defeated Gwen, as she was thrust backwards rapidly and helplessly. “You’re just a wimpy plastic kite, Gwen,” yelled Britney as she headed in for the kill. She was just about to blow Gwen away, as she felt a tug and had to look down to the ground. She saw the hooded figure staring up at her and Gwen and then she saw the strings!

The hooded figure was playing with her and Gwen, making them fly around in the sky… there would never be a winner… they had all been tricked into turning each other into helpless kites!