Female Inflation

Sofia Anderson looked hatefully across the room at her new favourite enemy, Brooke Sanders. She had finally found a way to ruin her. She pulled out a small, white stick of gum and made sure to put it on the right corner of her desk.

Brooke was a chewing gum phenatic and wouldn't pass up an opportunity o steal Sofia's, and Sofia knew this. She had planned this revenge for a long time, and was anticipating her glorious victory.

It was closing time at the Urbanville Aquatic Center. The swimmers were gone, the locker rooms empty, the last stragglers finally herded out. Claire milled about the entrance with the other lifeguards, chatting idly about how nice if felt to rise the chlorine from her hair and slip back into dry clothes, laughing and commiserating with each other over the day’s work, talking eagerly about their plans for the evening.

The Joker laughs madly as he strides across the floor of the large, up scale, restaurant and points the gun in his hand and fires.  The inflated sphere with a woman's head atop it begins inflating big once the green blast of light hits her and she looks around worried as the hissing fills her ears.  He laughs again, "Let's  start this party with a bang!!"  He fires two more quick shots at her, the hissing grows louder, and a loud rubber groaning fills the room. "This should be good.  Right, Har?"

Harley smiles, "Sure, Mr. J."