“Financial services, this is Eric.  How can I help you?”
“Hey, it’s me.”
“Oh, hey, honey!  Are you at the doctor’s office yet?”
“Yep, they just started my physical a couple minutes ago.  Thought I’d give you a call.”
“Ah, good.  Are you naked?”
“What do you think?  Of course I am.”
“Awesome.  How’s it coming so far?”
“Oh, you know the drill… I’m all belly…  Is now a bad time?”
“Oh, no, not at all, of course not.  It’s Friday, things are pretty slow here.”