Full Body Inflation

Shelly had never thought herself to be a good shrink. She was nervous, narrow-minded, lacking in people skills. Often she was afraid of the patients she treated. Yet all of her colleagues commended her skills, sometimes jealously, sometimes grudgingly, but always sincerely.

Ugh it’s such a mess down here!” a young man muttered. He looked to be in his early thirties, but was starting to show signs of gray hair on his small moustache.

He set down this rather thick, but aged, book. It scattered dust all over when he set it on the pedestal. “I really have to clean out my basement.” He told himself.

“Get a load of me now!”

“Joy, you look like a blow-up doll!”

“Oh yeah, baby, you bet!”

“But now it’s my turn – come on, blow me up too!”

"Do you like it?" Miyamoto Hideo was one of the best fugu chefs in the country! He was so good he had started to make a franchise out of it & became extremely rich. He was the President & CEO of the Puffy Fish corporation. He figured he had the perfect life!