"We offer various novel techniques for maintaining and improving health, including colonic irrigation, acupuncture and oxygen therapy. Special introductory offer of two treatments for the price of one. See one of our students and get treated free."
I'm not normally the kind of person who goes in for alternative therapies, but this really looked tempting, particularly from what i'd seen of the beautiful female therapists who worked there. Without bothering to read any further, i turned to the back of the leaflet and dialled the number I found.