All I did was shoplift a lipstick. I should’ve remembered about the new laws they’d brought in - "one strike and you vanish". I can’t stop myself, it’s a compulsion. I used to be on pills for it but I can’t afford them any more, so here I am. Of course, if I had enough money, I could’ve bribed my way out. Well, I suppose I wouldn’t be here in the first place because I could’ve bought the tablets and it would’ve stopped me from needing to steal things. I didn’t remember it had gotten this bad. I don’t really follow the news or anything and I try to keep out of trouble.
