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She moved through the water with an angel's grace, her form as lithe and honed as her body.  She spoke little, yet her presence parted crowds as easily as the waves.  Many approached her, yet all found her cold and distant, turned down time and again by the same phrase.

"Your body is only seventy percent water.  I could never put you before swimming."

He stared at her. "What does that mean?"

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Average: 3.8 (13 votes)

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They say every man has a special talent.  Mine isn't that useful, but at least it's unique.

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Average: 4.4 (14 votes)

Ascent

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She strode barefoot across the sands, wavy black hair blowing in the wind behind her.  Tall, tanned, and athletic, her red one-piece swimsuit hugged her form, leaving nothing to the imagination.  It was a clear day, and the beach had more than a few visitors, some of whom had noticed her arrival.  She knew she would attract attention - and even more, soon enough - though she paid it no mind.  What others thought, or would think, was of no concern to her.

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Average: 4 (8 votes)

Creepy Inflation

I can feel the cool, wet, morning air as I walk down the rain soaked street and soft rain drops collide with my umbrella. A few cars pass me as I stroll on the wet, street and puddles of rain. A couple of the cars splash me or honk and I try not the get angry at them. The splashing makes the umbrella almost completely useless to me, but I take a deep breath persevere. Lightning flashes in the sky above and thunder soon greets my ears. I smile and enjoy the weather as I remind myself it’s better than being stuck inside my dreary apartment.

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Average: 3.8 (9 votes)

GO GO GADGET COAT

Gadget has spring-loaded legs of course, but when extra lift is needed, he has his inflatable coat. I'll have to review to episodes to see if he ever employed the coat in a confined space and smushed anyone.

GO GO GADGET COAT
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Average: 3.7 (3 votes)

Underground Testing

Doctor Daily gently rubs his eyes and slides his eyeglasses back into place. He gently stretches and walks around the concrete floor of the underground facility. The fluorescent light hums above him as he looks at his watch and sees it's three in the morning. Questions swirling in his mind as he rests a hand on the tomato the size of a weather balloon at the center of the room. He feels his heart race as he touches the massive tomato and thoughts flow through his mind. These experiments would help fight hunger and food shortage issues.

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Average: 3.9 (9 votes)

Tabloids

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“Breaking news at 6:00, Billionaire tech entrepreneur Pan Armington’s dirty secret revealed. You may know him as the mind behind home fusion reactors and media figurehead for clean energy; a man truly larger than life. But he likes it larger, much larger. After a hacker seised a few of his online accounts last week, it was found out that Mr Armington has quite the fetish for body expansion, and has been keeping it hidden for years. We cover more later.”

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Average: 3 (8 votes)

Dylan Balloon

Dylan Balloon
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Average: 2.6 (7 votes)

Happily inflating

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Happily inflating
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Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

Women's Christian Temperance Union Cartoon

From Wikipedia: "This 1902 illustration from the Hawaiian Gazette newspaper humorously illustrates the Anti-Saloon League and the Women's Christian Temperance Union's campaign against the producers and sellers of beers in Hawaii."

Women's Christian Temperance Union Cartoon
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Average: 3.7 (3 votes)
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