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Valentine's Day

Submitted by System on Mon, 03/12/2007 - 03:30
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Mike and Kelly left the cinema less than pleased.

"What a waste," Mike complained.

"Of time and money," Kelly echoed.

"What do you say we get some pizza?" Mike suggested as they walked towards his car.

"Sure. But I'm gonna need an extra soda to wash the bad taste of that movie out of my mouth."

They got in the car and headed for the exit. Mike checked for traffic, then turned left onto the highway. "Isn't Pizza Heaven the other way?" Kelly asked.

Mike smiled and said, "I'm taking a short cut."

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Average: 3.8 (12 votes)

Twelve Cents Short

Submitted by System on Mon, 03/12/2007 - 03:16
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A man who comes up short in a late-night convenience store finds some other way to offer payment.

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Average: 3.8 (9 votes)

Table Manners

Submitted by System on Sat, 03/10/2007 - 22:43
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Shelley gets revenge on the woman who tried to steal her man.

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Average: 3.7 (7 votes)

Sunken Treasure

Submitted by System on Sat, 03/10/2007 - 20:47
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Bob and Tina had discovered a sunken Spanish Maine!

As she swam through the wreckage, she hit her tank and broke off the pressure regulator. She tried to pull her mouthpiece out as the air rushed in, but she could not.

She felt pressure against her weight belt as her tummy started to protrude. It suddenly felt good. She tried to unhook her weight belt, but there was too much pressure. She could not pull the belt together in front to undo the hooks.

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Average: 3.7 (3 votes)

Snake in the Grass

Submitted by System on Fri, 03/02/2007 - 00:29
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Please note: Sharon has asked that the name of her mountain, river, and city be withheld.
For reasons which she believes shall become clear.

Sharon smiled as she put on her back pack and headed out the back door to climb up her mountain. The weather had taken two weeks to miss the weekend with either too much heat, too many clouds, or just plain rain. Now the blue sky beckoned her from above as the sun lit the path only as it accompanied her like a friend instead of a heat lamp.

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Average: 3.4 (7 votes)

Essence of Justice, The

Submitted by System on Sat, 02/10/2007 - 16:41
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Portia's Speech from the Merchant of Venice (Excerpt):

The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven,
Upon the place beneath.
It is twice blessed.
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.



We all do pray for mercy
And that same prayer doth teach us all to render the deeds of mercy.

--William Shakespeare

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Average: 4.1 (15 votes)

Angela's Dream

Submitted by System on Mon, 02/05/2007 - 02:07
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Angela tossed and turned in her bed for almost an hour before deciding to open her bedroom window, hoping a cool breeze might ease the hot summer night. She tied back the curtains before lighting a citronella candle and placing it on the window sill to keep the bugs out. She laid back down and before closing her eyes again imagined the flickering candle to be that of a candlelit dinner for two. As she focused on the idea of having the reality of a love life, the curtains fluttered and a blue balloon about four inches in diameter drifted in with the breeze.

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Average: 4 (10 votes)
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