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Accidental inflation conversations

How many of you have found yourself having an inflation-related conversation with someone who had no clue about your peculiar interest?

One of my coworkers, a very pretty and slender woman, is pregnant. She's very self conscious and the prospect of gaining weight distresses her a great deal. She's worried people will notice her getting fat. One of our conversations went like this:

Her: "I'm going to get huge."
Me: "I'm sure you'll be fine."
Her: "No, I'm really worried. I'm going to blow up like a balloon. It's already started, can't you tell I'm getting bigger?"
Me: "You're thin as rail, I'm sure nobody's noticed anything."
Her: "That's just because I'm wearing baggy clothes to hide it. I'm already blowing up, look."

At that point she lifted her shirt up to show me the bulge in her stomach. I think I was blushing.

I don't think I have conversations like that any more often than normal people, but I'm certain I remember them much more vividly.

Bob_King

LOL!!!

I know what you mean Luther. I met a girl on a train once and somehow we got into a conversation about my sandwich. I asked her if she wanted a bit and she said no thanks, she has a food allergy.

"If I eat bread my stomach blows up, like I'm pregnant. Makes me sick for days." She tells me.

"I'm sorry?" says I.

"Like a balloon" she goes, and puffs out her cheeks and uses her hand to indicate an exaggerated size of her belly.

Obviously not wanting to be a weirdo I said no more on the subject.

I was also praying that I didn't need to stand up for a few minutes ;)

Fukureru-Shogun

I'm not sure if this counts, since my girlfriend knows I have er..odd interests, but she doesn't put much thought to them.

Were at a convention about a year ago, and since money is sort of tight, she wolfs down some cheap ramen she had picked up.

It must not have sit well, because about half an hour later, she was walking around with her hand on her stomach. I asked her if she was alright, to which she replied;

"Not really, something isn't sitting well." She then placed her hand out several inches away from her stomach. " I feel like I'm out to here!"

She made a couple of comments about feeling bloated, Or like a balloon, and the like for a while. I really enjoyed it more then I should have. :P

KorgFal

Ok, Ill share my little pregnant/inflation encounter of the weird kind. I was working at a video game store about a year ago, and this obviously very pregnant young woman came in. I went over and asked her if she needed any help etc, and she said she had just gotten a Game Cube from some friends "So I have something to do while sitting on the sofa like a giant blimp" Her words, not mine. I studied the nearest game box very hard for a few seconds while my mouth was on autopilot. I spent probably 10 minutes or so asking her what kinds of games she likes and such. During that time she did bring up her pregnancy, weightgain, and other subjects that at least I consider to be edging to close to my fantasies of inflation, along with comments of the father who would not be there etc. I expended more will power in those 10 minutes then I ever have in my life. However, my embarassment was not going to end then. She got a very suprised look on her face, grabbed my wrist, and placed (pretty roughly too) my hand on her narrow band of her bare belly that was exposed between her shirt and sweat pants. Her face was all glowy and smiling when she asked "Did you feel that?". My face was blood red Im sure, and all I could do was nod like a simpleton. :oops: I did feel the baby kicking, and Im not sure how long my hand was there...its kind of hard to pull ones hand away when she was still holding it in place. She finally let go of my wrist and reached for a game on the shelf, apparently forgetting that mine was still there. Im not sure. I went on with the rest of the sale without further incident, although she did make a few more "God Im so pregnant" comments. My co worker, a girl we had just hired on, had been out getting lunch and so she missed the whole thing came back just a few minues after the lady left and asked me pretty directly why my face was un burnt. I told her sort of the truth, that someone had embarassed me. She dropped it thank god.

To wind this up, about a month or more later the same young lady came into the store...now minus a very large belly, plus rather larger (then what I recalled) breasts. My manager was busy with other things so I went over to help her once I was done with another customer. She looked a bit embarassed herself this time, and asked if I had a break coming up. I was a bit confused by the question, but just went back and told my boss that I was going to grab lunch. She and I went to the malls food court and once we sat down at a table back in a corner she began apologizing for what she had done, and she said "I realized the next day how much embarassment I must have caused you and how disgusting it must have been to have some crazy stranger pregnant woman grabbing you and putting your hand all over her bloated stomach". I smiled and told her yes it had been pretty startling and a bit embarassing, but I wasnt disgusted or anything of the sort. She didnt look totaly convinced and asked again if I didnt think it was gross to touch a "fat bloated heffer". I told her the truth basically, that my preference for women has always run towards thick women, so thats why it didnt bother me in that sense anyways. She actually smiled at that, why Im not quite sure. Our conversation wondered off topic from there, and we are still friends, in fact we both live in the same city now. The moral of the story is...well, actually there isnt one. Sorry. Ok, Ive babbled on enough now, take care all!!!

(PS) My friends baby is doing fine
(PP) Oh, and I have told her about my inflation fetish, and she now understands much more about the kind of embarassment our first encounter caused.

KorgFal

deleted_20091014

Once a close friend of mine said she was feeling a bit bloated and abruptly started talking about inflating and exploding. Which surprised me somewhat, then she started going on about having a melon up her arse and my interest waned, she's strange like that.

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My roommate has at times mentioned herself, when her stomach hurts, as a "balloon" or a "blimp" and then chants "blimp" in a sing-song way. But I knew it wasn't in good spirit, according to my observation.

DwarfPriest

Korg, my man, that gotta be the most awesome story I ever heard. Sorry for laughing, but it did sound interesting. Nothing like that ever hapened to me. Even the blimp thing...
Only thing that got close to that was a quick conversation my friends had about fat people and someone said something like "to him (person we were talking about) he aknoledge a person is fat only when they are bursting out with fat".

Zepylin

I haven't really gotten into inflation conversations with any women I know. The only sort of conversations I have are ones with my cousin. Every now and then I talk to him about the idea of women's breasts blowing up in some way (usually talking about inflatable bras and breast implants on planes :P), but I'm usually the one who brings it up so it's not really accidental. Luckily he doesn't think I'm weird... he just thinks I'm perverted :P

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WOW Listening to your stories sort of reminds me of the few times Ive actually talked to strangers, not about inflation. But am very isolated in my room and only go out when I go to the movies or whatever. Some of u might know, or not at all, that I used to prank call places and answer only to women and I developed a little game, basically tricking them into talking about inflation. I had done it thousands of times, and gotten to talk from very funny and sexy girls, to uninterested jerks. I had an excuse for my prank of course, I didnt call up and just start talking about it. Basically what I did was ask them what woman celebrity they hate, and how they would get rid of em in a cartoonish way. Me, being a real pig sometimes, told them "inflate them like a balloon" as an option. 90% of them have been excited by such a fun and mischievous choice. What depresses me sometimes is that I had more "luck" talking about inflation to women who have no idea am into it than I ve had with girls ive found over the community. Am also gonna share this:

I once met a girl,but only knew her by phone and she turned out to be a lil crazy, who I told her about my fetish and seemed pretty into it at first, but then it became weird to ask her to talk about it cuz she was a little crazy, like I said. There was this girl on TV I wanted someone to tell me how they would inflate her, but supposedly she believed if she talked like that it would really happen, but thats not why I say she's crazy. Am actually glad i dont know her anymore.

Once, a friend's cousin visiting from the States told me her cousin's butt was beautiful, and given she was chubby, it turned me on. Am not into WG, but it always turns me on when women talk about weight issues.

I once told my fetish to a woman who was my brother's friend...not friend, just one of the hundred women my brother called. I regretted it, but years after there have been no repercussions, like my brother knowing...lol Ive spoken with women on hot lines and stuff, and its been fun. I dont do it on hot lines anymore, since I used to do it on a free local hotline that didnt last a year lol I havent had the luck of hearing, in every day life anyway, women saying they are bloated like balloons. I have seen it on TV paid programs...

Harry Potter. Ever since I read it, but I knew there was inflation before, i wanted to see the movie. My sister in law is a huge fan and actually made me the Potter fan i am now. Thank god I have never heard her talk about that part. It would be awkward and not hot, cuz i dont want to hear her talk about that. Almost my brother talked to me about the scene, but I swayed him. It was a little embarrasing watching the movie, but it was ok. it was great watching the surrounding girls enjoy the scene, actually.

I envy Korg, not just for having experienced that but also having a cool friend like that. Women, specially when it comes to weight issues and associating them to balloons, kinda seem made for this fetish, dont they? lol And sometimes, they sort of go on and on, giving us a little embarrassment, but isnt enjotable being embarrassed like that a bit? At least for a second we can imagine we at home experiencing such conversation or whatever lol

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I also knew a woman, whom I knew thru my lil pranks, who liked to talk to me about inflation. She even once told me, "am getting horny". She was a little surprised. I loved her voice so much, but am glad sometimes, cuz i told her who i was, using my real name cuz i felt guilty tricking her. She answered me knowing i wanted to talk about it, but then her phone got disconnected and ive never talked to her again.

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Fukureruba

Those silly, frequent comments women seem to use, like, "I'm feeling bloated", "I feel like a balloon", "I've drank/eaten so much I feel like I could roll", "I feel gassy", etc., always make Licky (me) roll his eyes knowingly. :roll:

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It makes me hot. lol Sometimes its bothersome cuz i wanna do somethin else than being turned on at Wal MArt

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Ghostfyre

Something like this happened to me today actually. I have a very good friend at work that I've been "seeing" pretty extensively outside of work. I think he knows I'm a little freaky and knows I like fat guys but he knows nothing of my inflation thing. Today at work I was telling him why I was exasperated with a project that the management had basically screwed up before they even handed it to my team and he said something like, "that's impossible, they're infallible. or maybe inflatable." I giggled, rolled my eyes at him, and went back to work, not knowing what to say.

I'm sure I've had several instances that struck me at the time that I can't remember now. I do remember a few separate instances involving ramen noodles (damn those things lol), one where I had eaten some right before going to a college party with friends and when I said I was going to drink a lot and ate ramen for dinner, one of them said "we'll be rolling you home." I'm sure I blushed and couldn't get the image of my bloated, ball-like self being rolled down the street much like Violet being rolled away.

The other one I can remember is telling a friend of mine that I had discovered a mouse in my dorm room back in college and that the mouse had apparently eaten the contents of a ramen noodle packet (and left the seasonings, lol). He said "that poor mouse is going to just balloon up" and made a gesture with his hands of a small object getting bigger fast.

Same friend, months later, we were now dating, and were at Six Flags. We had just gotten off a really fast roller coaster and he was describing how intense the wind was (like the gravitron effect where your cheeks pull back from your face). Then he made a gesture of his cheeks puffing out huge and then one of his belly suddenly being huge. I again blushed and giggled and probably changed the subject... heehee. This was way back in the day before I ever dreamed there was anyone else in the world like me. Likely story right?

deleted_20091014

Actually, I just remember. Anyone remember that real life helium inflation story, in the toy store in Cheltenham, UK. One of my mate's from Uni is from Cheltenham. hehe. I'll have to ask him next time I see him if her remembers it, find out if it was in local newspapers or anything. Need an innocent way of broaching the topic.

Mogman

I had one recently...anywho I was talkin to her 'bout the new CatCF film? (So I guess it's not totally accidental, but I didn't expect this next part) We got onto the topic of the blueberry scene and how I wonder if they did any better than the inflatable suit of the old film (in which they forgot to hide the hose so you can see it clearly XD, anywho...) I was about to go off subject and switch to something else when she comes out with "Maybe i'd look better as a blueberry." Well...after I picked up my jaw from the floor and put my eyes back in their sockets I sorta laughed it off and changed the subject (I wasn't going to go into it, firstly she's a few years older and she's married and I talking to her about fetishes was the last thing on my agenda...) So there you have it, my first ever "accidental" inflation conversation

MissBarcode
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Actually, I just remember. Anyone remember that real life helium inflation story, in the toy store in Cheltenham, UK. One of my mate's from Uni is from Cheltenham. hehe. I'll have to ask him next time I see him if her remembers it, find out if it was in local newspapers or anything. Need an innocent way of broaching the topic.

I used Google to find it -->

"When Samanta Munns, 35, fell off a stepladder at her toy store in Cheltenham, England, she impaled her left thigh on a canister used to blow up childrenâs balloons. The pressurized helium was injected into her body, causing her thigh and belly to swell up to twice their normal size. Since the only cure was to lie still while the gas was absorbed, Munns had to remain immobile for two weeks until the bubble deflated."

wow , is it true?

bluepengreenpen

That sounds pretty unplesant... that's a bit of a turn off actually.

The closest I've had to a conversation was when I was shooting part of this TV show for Uni. It was a beach scene and a friend of mine was in a bikini, and she was kind of nervous about it.

Anyway, a little into the shooting, she said to me, "From the size of this stomach you'd never know I was 4 months pregnant." Then she stuck it out, cupping it with her hand and laughing.

I laughed too, but I hope I didn't blush, because it was freezing cold and it would have looked a bit suss.

deleted_20091014

lol, I know all about it, just curious if the local rags went into any more detail. To be honest there probably isn't a way of bringing it up that doesn't sound suspect. I just remembered it was in Cheltenham

Yousuck

I was walking behind a couple of girls today and happened to hear them talking about "HUGE hips." I wonder....

MissBarcode
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lol, I know all about it, just curious if the local rags went into any more detail. To be honest there probably isn't a way of bringing it up that doesn't sound suspect. I just remembered it was in Cheltenham

Could you tell me all about it? :)

deleted_20091014

Yeah, sure, this is off the BBC site.

Woman 'inflated like balloon'

A woman who accidentally impaled herself on a gas canister in a toy shop was pumped up like a balloon.

Samantha Munns, who fell on a nozzle used for inflating helium balloons, told reporters she thought she was going to explode as her legs and abdomen swelled to twice their normal size.

"Doctors gathered around me but they didn't know what to do. It's not every day they have a woman full of helium gas to treat," she said.

After abandoning plans to puncture the swollen woman with needles, doctors eventually decided to allow the body to absorb the non-toxic gas, which took two weeks.

Anonymous

Yea..see for some reason..I just "really like it" when I see girls blowing big bubbles with bubblegum.lol I dont know why, but yea, it jsut sorta reminds me of Violet and blueberry girls :)

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deven872002 wrote:
Yea..see for some reason..I just "really like it" when I see girls blowing big bubbles with bubblegum.lol I dont know why, but yea, it jsut sorta reminds me of Violet and blueberry girls :)

I just like when women do anything inflation related. lol Somehow it makes me think that they like inflating stuff! Of course, thats just in my imagination.

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nineteenthly

One thing about the Samantha Munns case is that in one report i read, it said the medical staff were aware of a previous case.

http://www.youtube.com/user/nineteenthly

 

Vertigo

I take a minor medication for obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I was talking to a friend of a friend about my tendency to check page numbers before turning the page (silly, I know), and she said she took the same thing. One of the side effects is a large appetite, which didn't manifest itself too prevalently in me, but she said that she had been on this medication for a while prior, and it had some more drastic effects on her. I'm not too big a fan of weight gain, but I couldn't help blushing a little when she said the dose she was taking had made her "swell up like a giant blimp".

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lol Women like to exaggerate those things.

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bostoncowboy
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yea that's about what I've heard from women I know.

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I actually have a rather interesting one... Hmm, well, a few years ago I did happen to walk by a booth at a carnival shirking those inflatable baseball bats and such crap. It was being manned by three rather attractive young girls who were playing with the air hose used for filling the prizes by putting it in one another’s mouths and shooting off bursts of air. I distinctly (well, obviously) remember one being scared and the others assuring her it "felt great". Yeahh...

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Drake wrote:
I actually have a rather interesting one... Hmm, well, a few years ago I did happen to walk by a booth at a carnival shirking those inflatable baseball bats and such crap. It was being manned by three rather attractive young girls who were playing with the air hose used for filling the prizes by putting it in one another’s mouths and shooting off bursts of air. I distinctly (well, obviously) remember one being scared and the others assuring her it "felt great". Yeahh...

Great. If only one of them had gotten mischievous...lol

I dont get much accidental ones anymore. I should get out more.

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My wife knows some about my various fetishes (primarily my pregnancy fetish) and humors me for the most part. Whenever she wants to get my attention, she will poke her stomach out as far as she can because she knows that will elicit a response. She says that the idea of being pregnant turns her on simply because it turns me on. But I know that body inflation is purely fantasy, so there hasn't really been a way for her to participate in that. Besides, it's a little too weird for her, so she has never bothered with reading any stories. However, something happened recently that led to a very interesting and unintended conversation. I swear, some of the events sound like they're almost straight out of a number of stories on this site, but they're true.

My wife is pretty good looking - 4'11", 105lbs, GREAT ass, and 32B. Previously, she was more or less happy with her bust size. She knows that because I'm 1) a guy, and 2) a guy with curious physical taste, I've always wondered what she would be like with bigger breasts. And she's always shrugged it off because she was content and neither of us wanted her to get implants.

About a week ago, she got curious while playing with herself, and found that she was (barely) able to lick her own nipple. For some reason, this was a huge turn-on for her, and she decided that 32B wasn't good enough anymore.

So she starts researching natural breast enhancement methods. I get home from work one night last week, and as I'm walking into the apartment, she comes running out of our office and greets me in the nude. She already has my attention. Then she grabs her boobs and says, "I've gotta be BIGGER!"

Now she has even more of my attention.

Throughout the course of the brief conversation, she explains her newfound desire for bigger breasts, saying that an extra cup size or two could make things a little rowdier between the sheets. What kind of cretin would I have to be to disagree?

Then she puffs out her belly and moves a hand down to it and says in her sexy voice, "And they'll get even bigger when I get pregnant." Then she moves her hand around her hips and back to her butt and, knowing that I'm just eating her presentation up at this point, says, "I'll be blowing up allllll over, and by the end I'll just be a big pregnant balloon you can have all to yourself."

I am a ^&(@*&% lucky bastard.

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doubleintegral wrote:
My wife knows some about my various fetishes (primarily my pregnancy fetish) and humors me for the most part. Whenever she wants to get my attention, she will poke her stomach out as far as she can because she knows that will elicit a response. She says that the idea of being pregnant turns her on simply because it turns me on. But I know that body inflation is purely fantasy, so there hasn't really been a way for her to participate in that. Besides, it's a little too weird for her, so she has never bothered with reading any stories. However, something happened recently that led to a very interesting and unintended conversation. I swear, some of the events sound like they're almost straight out of a number of stories on this site, but they're true.

My wife is pretty good looking - 4'11", 105lbs, GREAT ass, and 32B. Previously, she was more or less happy with her bust size. She knows that because I'm 1) a guy, and 2) a guy with curious physical taste, I've always wondered what she would be like with bigger breasts. And she's always shrugged it off because she was content and neither of us wanted her to get implants.

About a week ago, she got curious while playing with herself, and found that she was (barely) able to lick her own nipple. For some reason, this was a huge turn-on for her, and she decided that 32B wasn't good enough anymore.

So she starts researching natural breast enhancement methods. I get home from work one night last week, and as I'm walking into the apartment, she comes running out of our office and greets me in the nude. She already has my attention. Then she grabs her boobs and says, "I've gotta be BIGGER!"

Now she has even more of my attention.

Throughout the course of the brief conversation, she explains her newfound desire for bigger breasts, saying that an extra cup size or two could make things a little rowdier between the sheets. What kind of cretin would I have to be to disagree?

Then she puffs out her belly and moves a hand down to it and says in her sexy voice, "And they'll get even bigger when I get pregnant." Then she moves her hand around her hips and back to her butt and, knowing that I'm just eating her presentation up at this point, says, "I'll be blowing up allllll over, and by the end I'll just be a big pregnant balloon you can have all to yourself."

I am a ^&(@*&% lucky bastard.

Lucky you (you %&^$%^%)

lol Its gotta be great to have somebody that can talk to you like that.

As for her participating, all I would want from a woman would be to talk about the fetish with me. What she would do to other people...what she would do to me maybe... :)

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doubleintegral wrote:
My wife knows some about my various fetishes (primarily my pregnancy fetish) and humors me for the most part...She says that the idea of being pregnant turns her on simply because it turns me on.

Ditto. My wife basically enjoys the power trip, not the inflation. :)

As for the rest of your story, all I can say is...congratulations! :)

Anonymous

The closest I've ever got with anyone to the topic of inflation was when I asked my friend what would be the craziest thing that you would want in the sack. He opted for a little S&M, I told him I thought it would be cool if a girl would make it look like her boobs were inflating. It's pretty much common knowledge to all my friends that I like big boobs (like Chelsea Charms size), so I don't think it freaking him out too much.

masthead

Boy you in for some fun AND so is she. As soon as she starts gaining put her on top and she will get into feeling her growing belly spread across yours and then up to your chest. Her weight will drive her down and you up into her. That's when you suggest her eating something like a chocolate pie (they always go for the chocolate pie) and wash it down with whole milk or whipping cream. It works better than it sounds believe me. By the time they start showing, and you are a good husband, they will do anything to get bigger and when you can feel her get bigger while she is on top of you and feel her belly grow, the both of you will have the best sex of your lives.
What she and you do not know is that women when they gain fast discover how sensitive their tummy is between their navel and their...well you know...it gets so sensitive that (if you know your stuff) she will enjoy it as much as you working her breasts. Same goes with her ass as it gets bigger. They are not ready for that and it will send her to the moon. They love the idea that they are getting bigger than you btw and feeling their weight pin you down...and the trick is that you tell her that you can reload faster if you see her stuff herself while on top of you. And you will reload quite fast for real seeing that. Always have some of her favorite food and whipping cream at the ready that she can reach for and not have to dismount you to get to it. She is going to love dragging her growing tummy and nipples across you as she crawls over you. They discover how much better they feel when they gorge themselfes. Tell her how sinful it is (they go for that too) when she teases you with her beautiful growing body...you always have to tell her how good she feels...women hardly never hear that...and eat it up..
mast...keep the skin lotion ready to limit the streatch marks as much as possible...as the months go by you have to stay with her on top as that is the only way to not damage your baby or induce premature labor...this magical time was the best sex I and all my ex wives ever had...damn...are you going to have a good time...
mast..by month 5 she should be by that time an eating machine if you do it right...remember, the whipping cream laced with chocolate or vanilla puts on fat so fast that they really do inflate at a speed you can see every couple of days...and they get off on experiancing that fast a change as it is very erotic for everybody...keep plenty of it on hand...also, women hardly every have had a chance to stuff themselves to the point that they feel "full" and pregnancy is their excuse that they have been waiting for to let go. Its your big chance. They always lie about being full when in fact you could easily march them into another resturant and order them another dinner not long after them having the 1st or take them to a Cheese Cake Factory for a huge slice. They will never stuff themselves in the same place. But they will finish stuffing themselves if you take them to another one so it looks like they are just having a normal meal.
ONe women flew out here from VA so she could have me take her to 3 dinners. She inflated right in front of me before we went to the pad...it was the most amazing thing to see a woman balloon like that and I was turned on like I have never been before in my life at the quanity of food that they can really hold and how turned on women get when they are stuffed to the limit and a tad beyond. The whipping cream was her idea and she put on 40 lbs in one month. Add pregnancy to that and you will go where few men have gone before...
One little trick I do is that when they are stuffed with the most fattening rich foods you can give her, their desire for getting pregnant is off the scale. They really key into that. You want to mention that it is sinful so it comes off as naughty indulgance...and when she is full (and many of them like the idea of having to unbutton something or actually feel the sensation of waddling believe it or not..but you have her there stuffed with all that rich food and you rub your hands together and every so lightly rub her nipples with your open palms and tell her that her breasts will grow to fill your hands that are an inch or so away from them and I swear she really will gain weight in her bust..all that rich blood will engorge them and she will actually start putting weight in her tits (and makes them as hot as the hubs of hell). Boy howdy they will...
mast
sorry I am droning on about this but your situation brings back such great memories that were the best part of my life. I can't believe that there are man out there who do not find pregnant women attractive. They must be gay or nuts or something...but boy, you had better be ready to spend an extra 1 million bucks over the next 20 years that you did not plan for...kids are more expensive than a private jet...geeze..

masthead
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I had one recently...anywho I was talkin to her 'bout the new CatCF film? (So I guess it's not totally accidental, but I didn't expect this next part) We got onto the topic of the blueberry scene and how I wonder if they did any better than the inflatable suit of the old film (in which they forgot to hide the hose so you can see it clearly XD, anywho...) I was about to go off subject and switch to something else when she comes out with "Maybe i'd look better as a blueberry." Well...after I picked up my jaw from the floor and put my eyes back in their sockets I sorta laughed it off and changed the subject (I wasn't going to go into it, firstly she's a few years older and she's married and I talking to her about fetishes was the last thing on my agenda...) So there you have it, my first ever "accidental" inflation conversation

Luthor...boy I know what you mean. However, I had a lifetime of hitting on women who were gaining and got such a rejection from them as back then they had such low esteem that they felt (my own hunch on the issue) that anyone who would hit on them in that pudgy condition had no taste in women and they did not want to be around a man who would settle for a woman who looked like them as they felt that this was a temporary nightmare that they were suffering from.
Now all of a sudden women are more relaxed about being heavy or even fat and also find it exotic to gain. But I did not know this until the internet so when I was approached by many women would come up to me and mention out of the blue, “excuse me, can I get by, I have gained so much weight recently” pause for me to say something “ahhh…you look fine to me”
“No look, my as has gotten so big. I love eating and I just can’t seem to stop and at this rate I am going to get as big as a house”
OR
At a doctor’s office this gorgeous woman doctor puts her stethoscope on my chest and listens, then looks into my eyes as if reading my mind. She turns and opens a drawer so her ass sticks out and appoliges “Oh, sorry about that. I am getting so fat that I keep bumping into people. I love eating and its starting to show.” Now we are talking about a doctor here who lifts her smock up to show me that her dress is unbuttoned and her tummy is poking out and I am still reserved waiting to be insulted if I mention anything about her weight (dumb I know but I did not know that things have changed with women and their weight thing). She says that at this rate when I come back to see her that she might not fit into her office…God she was hot…
Or this hot gal ran a chain of hot dog stands outside of the old Home Base hardware where house chains. She is wearing those white tennis shorts and she has filled them out but with more muscle than fat but still looks hot. I mention that I am impressed that she can be around so much food and stay fit. She says “If I did not work out each day for at least 3 hours I would be HUGE! I love eating and I mean I really love eating” She comes over to me to look into my eyes as if this is a very important issue for me to understand and says “I mean I really love eating and we are talking HUGE here. Really really HUGE. HUGE!” I am speachless as my blood is racing toward my pants. Huge? I croak.
By this time she is loading up the cart as it is the end of the day. She gets out of the van and again comes over and says “Yes, my ass would get so wide that I would not fit into the van. Nodding her beautiful head to the van. Working out 3 hours at least 7 days I week is the only way I can keep from turning into the biggest blimp you would ever see. I can eat all night and it turns me onnn soooooo much that I would just keep getting fatter and fatter and real quick get HUGE! again with that huge thing. I have not moved one inch during the 15 minutes of her lecture on how fat she would get if she did not go to the guy after each night of gorging herself silly AND it was obvious that was exactly what she was advertising she wanted to do was to have some guy hook up with her and keep her in bed and not go to the gym and to hug her HUGE body but I was married at the time and did not really believe what I was hearing. In one year I had heard this same type of confession from women in all walks of life. I swear they can pick up on this from guys like us. Its no accident that women would come over to confess that they are game to becoming turned into a blimp and that the very idea made them hot.
As this woman got ready to shove off with her cart, her helper came up and it was obvious that she could not resist the hot dogs in the cart that they were selling as her cut off jeans were unbuttoned at the top, split at the thighs, pockets so tight that nothing larger than a thin dime could fit in any of them and a perfect pear shaped figure with matching 10 lb buns waddled up with a huge smile on her face and patted her belly that her top no longer covered. The women who had been telling me she would get HUGE turned to me and said, “see, that’s what I mean” as she tilted her head in the direction of this growing beauty that worked for her.
That was about 8 years ago and I just saw her, now divorced, and HUGE selling from her cart in front of the Home Base. She was correct, she got HUGE and matched her former employee’s figure with huge pouting buns and wide pleading thighs that plumped up at the crotch, splitting seams on her unbuttoned cut off jeans and was eating hot dogs at 3 times the rate she was selling them. I have been thinking of asking her if she would do a private eating for me with me buying her hot dogs at 3 times the price if she ate the whole cart of dogs at my place.
It is not unusual for women to come up to me where there is a gathering for some function and show me their unbuttoned dresses, pants, shorts or cut offs and tell me that “I don’t know why I am eating like this. I never eat like this” and then eat off of my plate or go and grab some more food and eat it in front of me just to show how much they can stuff themselves. And its always in a place, or when I am with another women or something that prevents me from scoring on them. I really think that women who are on the brink of ballooning up into blimps can detect guy who is into finding a woman who is dying to be fatten up with the help of some guy. So many women feel they need a man to help them make the cross over into becoming a blimp as the nurturing thing in women is a very strong need in them. They want to feel like its out of their control and they surrender to it and its not their fault but more like its their destiny….it must be kind of like a guy getting them pregnant and somehow it has crossed over into getting fat or huge as if they were going to have a baby but its gotten cross wired into just being fattened up in stead of knocked up by men.

darth_clone19
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The problem with that is that she gets turned on by being pregnant, and keeps getting pregnant!! Im not sure if I want one kid, but just for seeing my woman pregnant, I dont think it'd be worth the kid.

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masthead

the problem with having a kid is you can't wind the clock back to before you had a kid and wish that you were there. they are here and you love them and your are stuck...so good point...a kid is goodbye to your old life forever and hello to slavery and sometimes sorrow for life. There are good times but they all come with a sore back. But you can see that so many women try to mimic being pregnant as their bodies demand the changes and when they are not met, they at least want the feeling of getting bigger and feeling huge...

Inflate123
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Having a kid is, depending on who you talk to, the greatest event in your life or the worst event in your life.

Personally, I don't like the idea of an expensive hobby I can't give up. :) I have a lot of money and time invested in some of my hobbies as it is, but I know a) I'm always having fun with them and b) if I do lose interest, I can still sell the gear to others and recoup some of the investment AND still have good memories.

Seeing what happens after the interesting "honey I'm swelling" bits of the pregnancy makes me believe it's not worth it. Why not sink a few hundred bucks into a custom inflatable costume instead? It's much cheaper in the long run! :)

masthead

one BIG problem is the wrong people are having kids. smarter personages see what lies down the road and shy away and you can see who is being replaced big time especially if you have to hire employees that are challanged with technical abilities...like coiling a hose or an electrical extension cord...such confusing tasks confound many in the modern labor pool and I am not kidding! Imagine them wiring factories and even power plants! geeze...and if you want a real shock, go watch your food being cooked...actually, its the food preperation staff that is a horror show...those who dice onions, cheese etc...or even throwing used toilet paper into the toilets and WASHING THEIR HANDS afterwards...its amazing that we are not all dead. Never eat anything that is not cooked damn well; forget the salads unless you are a gambling person...AND high dige swank places often are worse than the rest...
It should be a law that if you have an IQ of over 110 you have to have at least 2 kids! and suffer with the rest of us...

doubleintegral
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Dammit Mast...

After reading that, I'm really hoping she doesn't have her period tomorrow.

And regarding the kids issue, I brought that up as well (we want 2, maybe 3), and she said, "Well, I could always be a surrogate." Since even that is not something to be considered lightly, I asked her if she would really do that. She thought for a moment and said, "Yeah, probably." Pregnancy without responsibility, woohoo!

I think at this point she wants to be pregnant as much as I want her to be, but is not ready to drop the birth control. It doesn't help that several couples we know are expecting and she wants me to admire her pregnant body instead of other womens'. :) Plus, whenever we play with my nephew who is almost 1 year old, she gets that unmistakable look in her eyes that says, "I want one of those."

masthead

Surrogate? NEVER! you will not like jumping her with somone else's kid in her belly and she will pull away from you. Just ask her after the 3rd kid is all I can say. You have to ask her family if her mom got morning sickness. If so, kill gaining goodbye...if not...you are in business...
as she gets nice and HUGE (they really get into stuffing themselves after the 3rd month when there is no doubt that they are going to get big...but as she grows you will notice her belly is something that she will be consumed with..patting it all the time etc..but just below the navel and along her ass, she is going to transfer all her eroginions zones there...she will love sitting on top of you the bigger she gets and crawl across you dragging her belly and tits up to your face...you can do this trick (it works too)..get a small dildo that is narly but she can fit and still go out wearing or some of those egg shaped metal "joy" balls she can carry inside of her. She had better be wearing maxi pads (2 ea with spares) and then go to a great mall with very good digs for eating out. Take her all day long from one to the other...as she fills up her payload will start kicking in and she will get as hot as the hubs of hell having a full belly and something inside her that a fully belly puts pressure on...you will notice she will start squirming and grinding her ass in her seat trying to make it look like she is adjusting into the chair but her eyes will give her away...then its a simple matter of having whipping cream (secret weapon) next to the bed where she can get to it while she is on top of you and you are in her. Keep reminding her to relax her belly and you will have your mind blown as how big women can really get when they load up on food..its amazing...expect her to cry like a little girl as she looses her mind...you wonder just how intense a organism is for women as all we can do is watch them launch off into space while we are here limited to one shot at a time...while they are light years away orbiting the moon...but be careful...you would end up becoming a sex machine expected to wind up and put out on demand...that gets old and hard on the back...
when it happens...tell her...if she goes out and eats a whole chocolate pie or half of one and downs it with 2 pints of whipping cream it will probabaly rechanrge you enough to go another round faster than usual...put down plenty of towels on the bed as women are not used to getting off so intense..when they engorge themselves on super rich foods their body says its time to have a baby and all the safties are off and its a go! the seldome reach that level but food certainly has a lot to do with it especially if chocolate is involved...remember, the best chocolates are laced with lard to get their creamy testure...add cream to it and whisper that "lets do something really sinfull" then cram her full of everything that is super rich and watch what happens...
WARNING...one thing you have to watch out for is her clothing once she starts gaining...no tight clothing around tha ass or belly of you will end up making her look like a stack of pancakes...loose house dresses will alow her to take on a sloping pear shaped belly and grow a nice wide ass...she will grow everywhere you turn her on so keep working her ass, thighs and belly...keep teasing her to eat more and leaving chocolates around and whipping cream stocked full in the frig...and skin lotion at the ready...
boy I wish I was young enough to start another family...
but step on that surrogate thing after you have your kid unless you want another guy feeling your wife's belly....no deal...
what she is telling you is that she can not wait to grow and fatten up and wants to get HUGE and stay HUGE..you can do that or you are going to the wrong sites...
good luck and enjoy your wife..
HOWEVER, you have to set the rules....when she is getting huge you have to set some ground rules...hygene! You want her to bathe all the time and especially soon after sex...or you will regret it big time the bigger she gets..that is the only unforseen crisis you will face other than huge food bills...
OH...after you stuff her...go and get Gatoraid...it lurches weight gain after a huge meal..tell her that you want to make sure she is hydrated (you need a lot of water when eating a lot of food or it will not get digested correctly but when you take quenchers it just adds to the weight gain while hydrating...just one bottle then water...they realize that they really are thirsty and you can watch them balloon up on water that will stay there until fat takes its place...fat cells balloon because they retain water btw....but just to be fair..you had better be making it worth her while while she is doing this for you...or she is going to really get pissed at you...
I really think that all women lust after the idea of becomming huge blimps if it were fashionable and common...the more they are afraid of becoming blimps the more you see them at the gyms and extreme examples are those muscle women who are over compensating for their terror of the little voice in their heads begging them to eat a whole market bare to the shelvse...
mast

doubleintegral
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masthead wrote:
Surrogate? NEVER! ... but step on that surrogate thing after you have your kid unless you want another guy feeling your wife's belly....no deal...

It's important to mention that she would be a surrogate for her cousin, who after a year has so far been unable to get pregnant. I know her and her husband well, so I think I could deal with that.

digdug-lee

I haven't really had any conversations like that;but,I just wanted to comment on what Korgfal was talking about.I really had to laugh,reading several of you guy's stories about being upclose with a pregnant women in public.I felt the same way,I just can't hardly take my eyes off of them and it is like your brain thinks "it's fantasies time".Then I think, I'm an oddball.

>Many A Quirk...and I don't mind.
>Oh My That's Big...Make It Bigger!

fottpumpboy
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LOL!!!

I know what you mean Luther. I met a girl on a train once and somehow we got into a conversation about my sandwich. I asked her if she wanted a bit and she said no thanks, she has a food allergy.

"If I eat bread my stomach blows up, like I'm pregnant. Makes me sick for days." She tells me.

"I'm sorry?" says I.

"Like a balloon" :arrow: she goes, and puffs out her cheeks and uses her hand to indicate an exaggerated size of her belly.

Obviously not wanting to be a weirdo I said no more on the subject.

I was also praying that I didn't need to stand up for a few minutes ;)