I was thinking...could you take a bunch of alka seltzers to get that bloated feeling? I've never used them before, so I don't know if you can just swallow them.
Alka Seltzer
uhm..it wouldn't be wise to try it, gokuson :\ it's far too uncontrolled, unlike a pump where you can stop it when you feel bloated enough...with alka seltzer it would just keep fizzing away until it was all outta fizz. Plus there is the medical side of things since it is infact a drug of sorts. n_n we don't want you goin and hurtin yourself *hug* uhm... >_> that never happened, right? 9.9
yea after posting this i found ou it has asprin in it. But you can control the gas, drinking dff temp water affects the reaction.
Ya, hey! You ever heard of the old "Alka Seltzer" theme song?
"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is!" lol...ya
If you don't know what I'm talking about click here XP: http://media.putfile.com/Alka-Seltzer
From a scientific and medical standpoint, that doesn't sound at all like a good idea. If you want a bloated feeling, try eating a chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell. I was farting for about 5 days.
LOL! breast_inflator!
critical volume did a picture of this... I was thinking of making a sound file of a girl taking some alkaseltzer