I don't know about anyone else, but if my girlfriend broke up with me for a real twat, id have to blow her up.
id buy a helium tank, a long hose and id sneak into her room at night, tie her up, dress her in something like this
http://www.topsblog.com/images/dereon-shirts.jpg
or this, with a belt
http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/P11465512.jpg
lock the door, and ducktape the hose to her mouth, cut her hands free (she wouldnt be able to rip the tape, then turn on the helium and watch her inflate until she explodes :)
or, instead of exploding, wait until she is huge, plug up her ass so no gas can get out, tie her to the chair and leave her there, with the door locked :lol:
wat would you guys do??????
peace out :idea:
I hope your girlfriend never reads that