i want to be inflated

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Captain Inflatable
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i want to be inflated

hi, im from near montreal, quebec, canada. and im looking for someone who would be ready to inflate me. ( I use a giant beachball under some spandex clothes ) please let me know

"I JUST PUT THE TIP OF THE HOSE IM MY MOUTH...JUST PUMP TILL IM TOO INFLATED TO MOVE...AND DONT STOP PUMPING" Captain Inflatable.

vainstar

why?
Yes I get you man you think all this inflation stuff is cool and can get kinda sexy etc... But I mean, you die if you try. You ever hear of aqua poisoning, you die from drowning yourself in drink, you ever hear of respiratory failure, you die from either breathing the wrong stuff (hydrogen, helium) or suffocating yourself. Listen, just stick to the cartoons and the balloons and inflation suits and don't hurt yourself because you will die. I mean if your really up for it (ie have the ballz) get a pro with a laptop or a makeup kit to do you. Heck eat fatty foods (a lot but not junk food cause you'll just be tired) and gain some weight. Anything but god forbid don't try to "inflate yourself" please.

nineteenthly

He's talking about faking it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/nineteenthly

 

Inflate123
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vainstar wrote:
why?
Yes I get you man you think all this inflation stuff is cool and can get kinda sexy etc... But I mean, you die if you try.

Your concern is noted, but you might want to read several more messages here on the topic before dispensing instructions on what and what not to do.

And yeah, being able to read and comprehend the phrase "beachball under spandex" in the original post would probably have helped in this case. :)

BubbleBabe

Hey im going to Vancouver in september to visit family and i would love to meet up! I dont know how far it is though i am useless with directions. Let me know we could sort something out.

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