Now this one was just custom-made for us:
Woman credits record-setting breasts with saving her life in car crash
Sheyla Hershey says airbags failed, silicone implants didn’t
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/guinness-record-holder-credits-big-breasts-saving-life-car-crash-article-1.1020614
I know what you're thinking: I wish I had been that steering wheel!
Funny story though had she not been driving with basically high this wouldn't have happened.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.