I have just split up with my wife of 8 years due to my inflation fetish.
She went snooping on my phone and found inflation related material,I hadn't botherd telling her about my fetish as I knew she wouldn't ever entertain it and so I kept it to myself.
If only she would blow up now so I could have the last laugh!
what ways of her inflating would make you folks laugh ? For me it would be that she hasn't lost weight at slimming world classes so they blow her up with helium to help lighten the load.
I call BS.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.