How would I inflate you?

For Daemon: Here is your story.

                                                                                               Baloonistic

You wake up in the morning, excited for your new job. You have just been accepted to work at the Baloonistic company, famous for their work in making wonderful and dazzling balloons for the eye to see. You quickly run, brush your teeth, and get dressed. You quickly get all your things and run out the door. You finally get there of what seemed hours of waiting in a taxi. You see the Baloonistic sign, and the gigantic factory and testing chambers where they test new and innovative balloons. You walk inside. There is a sexy receptionist at the front desk. "Hi!" she exclaims,"welcome to Baloonistic!" "Are you here for the new job?"  You stutter a nervous "yes" thinking that this could be the best job of your life. "Here, let me show you around, you are just in time for our newest test!"she says. "What exactly is the kind of balloon are you testing today?" You question. "Oh you'll see." she says. Was that a hint of mischieviousness in her voice? Nah, it was probably just your imagination. She leads you over behind the desk to a door that says TEST CHAMBER 1. She asks " What kind of inflation do you like the most?" "What do you mean?" you ask, trying to hide your secret fetish. "Well we wouldn't have hired you if you didn't like inflation, silly!" You give up and tell her that your favorite kind of inflation is helium inflation through the anus. "Why?" you question her actions. "Oh, we are working on a new system that can inflate humans to any degree, and not make them pop." she says. "Am I..." "Yes, you are going to be the first to try it." Dozens of fantasies run through your mind. You tell her," MAKE ME HUGE!" She calmly tells you she will and hurries you inside the door. Over an intercom, she says,"Please sit down on the chair and remove all clothing." Your hands start shaking out of excitement. You quickly do what she says. A mechanical voice tells you," Helium ready." and alot of other stuff. A unseen spray sprays on some type of spray on you which is told by the receptionist is Stretch. A plastic tube goes up your anus. The voice says. "Starting inflation in 3, 2,1. Starting inflation now." You hear a hissing sound. A vibration from the tube tells you that helium is going up the tube.  You feel it in your belly first. You feel your belly getting tighter and bigger. Now you can't even wrap your hands around it. Then it also goes all over the lower part of your body. Your ass gets fatter and sucks in your legs. It expands your chest and sucks in your arms. You start to float. Now you can't even see your legs or your hands. You are now a perfectly spherical shape. The vibration stops and it drops down the the ground from which you are floating. You hold your breath. The receptionist comes in, naked. She says, "It worked!" "Did I mention that I have a fetish for inflation too?" She grabs a straw and puts it in your mouth, then she puts her mouth on the other end. "Blow into the straw" She says. You blow into the straw and slowly deflate, while she starts to inflate. In a few minutes, you are normal again and she is now a spherical balloon. You do this back and forth for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours...

Here you go Daemon, What do you think of it?