How would you inflate me?

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JakeDoesInflation
How would you inflate me?

Hi I would like to put a new twist on the How would I inflate you? I am challenging the writers of this forum to come up with the best stories about me. First person, any kind of inflation (you choose) and surprise me with a theme!

Jake

Blue_Eyes
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I wouldn't.

The End.

Bet you didn't see that one coming hmm?

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

slayer

Blue_Eyes, being an asshole since day one. How old are you? 14? Admin, please ban this fucking idiot

Hi my name is Tom. I run the inflatable chicks yahoo group

Blue_Eyes
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1. If I were 14, I wouldn't be registered with this site.

2. I have no idea who you are, what makes you think I have been an asshole this wholetime?

3. He never said it had to be a good story now did he?

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

slayer

1. Then stop acting like one.

2. I have seen your posts before.

3. No he didn't. And what is your point with this btw?

Hi my name is Tom. I run the inflatable chicks yahoo group

Blue_Eyes
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1. I don't think I am one.

2. All of them? I doubt it.

3. Being an asshole.

4. I can continue to count if you want? But I will end this now before it go completly off the deep end.

:)

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

slayer

Yup, you said yourself now that you are an asshole.

Either that or trolling.

Hi my name is Tom. I run the inflatable chicks yahoo group

Blue_Eyes
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I'm actually just egging you on now that I saw how upset you got. It has lost it's appeal quickly though so I think I will just ride out the rest of this thread.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

slayer

Upset? Through yourself, you know others.

Just stating a fact: You are a dick / asshole.

Hi my name is Tom. I run the inflatable chicks yahoo group

JakeDoesInflation

Wow, I see what you did there, but seriously, that's fucked up.

 

Jake

Tippsey

Not really this thread is kind of a blatant grab for free stories on one person you. It certaintly doesn't wet my writing appetite.

Aww I'm sure you can hold just a tiny bit more. *Fwhoomp BANG!* Or um not...

Tippsey

 

 

Aww I'm sure you can hold just a tiny bit more. *Fwhoomp BANG!* Or um not...

darth_clone19
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I also agree this is just a tactic to get freebies at our expense.

 -   Read my stories: darth-clone19.deviantart.com 

lurker1912

Is it still fishing for freebies if he's offering inflation stories by request in another thread?

JakeDoesInflation

Fuck you guys, just shut the fuck up

 

Jake

JakeDoesInflation

Fuck you guys, just shut the fuck up

 

Jake

JakeDoesInflation

Fuck you guys, just shut the fuck up

 

Jake

JakeDoesInflation

Fuck you guys, just shut the fuck up

 

Jake

JakeDoesInflation

Fuck you guys, just shut the fuck up

 

Jake

Naxium_enigma

Not to make anyone feel guilty, but in the past didn't someone else do something similar before the trend of "how would I inflate you" became a thing and everyone responded with vigor?

darth_clone19
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Before it became a thing people didnt abuse it to get freebies. Its like when people post threads asking for "stories about my ideas but I dont want to write them so give me the stuff now!!!"

 -   Read my stories: darth-clone19.deviantart.com 

kidquetzal

Lol this thread is gold.

eljacko15
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ITT: Basically everyone acting like a douchebag.