Blueberry girl athletes?

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Tue, 03/11/2014 - 16:32

Pablote

After seeing this wonderful pic from MountainChubby over on DA:

http://mountainchubby.deviantart.com/art/Luge-sleeding-436084416

I got thinking in a weird tangent. How many sports are there that blueberry girls could compete as athletes, and not just as the ball or whatever? The fun part of this is that no matter what you think up of, it still won't be the weirdest thing they've ever had in the olympics.

I was thinking maybe polo? Instead of riding horses, the girls would ride atop some kind of concave, open-aired litter (like a big, flat palanquin or something) and their teammates would carry them around while they swung at the ball with an extra-long polo mallet.

Maybe a modified version of golf or croquet? Some kind of triathlon/pentathlon-type event where they take the gum at the beginning and see who got the furthest once everyone's immobile?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 07:39

AshyPie

I'm pretty sure all athletic feats would be near impossible for blueberries... But other kinds of inflation would be very intresting... personally I'd run 100 meters inflated.

I'm a pretty kitty~

Fri, 03/14/2014 - 21:16

That-oneweirdguy24

I can imagine blueberries floating in the water trying to perform tricks. It'd be funny to watch them flail their hands and feet as they float: 'And Ms. Beuregarde pulls off a stunning four-limb flap! Such perfect timing! A history making moment in the Women's Professional Blueberry Sports League!'

Buttocks and Bellies and Breasts, oh my!

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 11:17

danielsangeo

All I can think of now is modifications of existing sports. Like bowling. ;)

Sun, 03/16/2014 - 19:51

AshyPie

Hmm… I guess my imagination was just turned off earlier as I'm not to fond of blueberries… But now that I think about it blueberries are ball shaped… and there are many sports that involve balls… they also float like stated earlier. And they can roll in the place of sliding for sports like curling and hockey… I'd like to see curling! It's my favorite sport!

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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 21:33

Pablote

Well, I said as ahletes and not as the ball, but I suppose there are some sports where it could be a team effort. Like if there was blueberry curling, the girl who they rolled could slightly influence her speed with her hands and feet.

Or, if there was some kind of relay race where one girl blows up into a blueberry at the start, then the others roll her to a juicer (like a pump or something, I don't know) and juice her while one of the other teammates takes the gum and blows up, and if they time it right, the original berry girl should be back to normal at around the time when the next one is all rounded out, and then they roll that girl to another juicer, where another teammate takes the gum while they juice her, etc etc etc.

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 22:09

AshyPie

Hmm… Full body would be so much simpler… Perhaps they could roll down a hill like a race… or maybe a poll vault with them bouncing over a pole… or maybe they try to roll and push others off a platform into water like Mario Party! =P

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