Joker's Inflato-ray, The

Date Written: 
06/19/2014

The Joker laughs madly as he strides across the floor of the large, up scale, restaurant and points the gun in his hand and fires.  The inflated sphere with a woman's head atop it begins inflating big once the green blast of light hits her and she looks around worried as the hissing fills her ears.  He laughs again, "Let's  start this party with a bang!!"  He fires two more quick shots at her, the hissing grows louder, and a loud rubber groaning fills the room. "This should be good.  Right, Har?"

Harley smiles, "Sure, Mr. J."

"Please, stop!!  Some one help me!!!  PLEASE STOP!!!"

The Joker smiles evilly at the inflating woman, "Oh there is no stop for you.  I'm afraid there is only pop."  His laughter starts softly and grows into wildly uncontrollably laughter.  "Only pop!!!  Oh I kill myself sometimes!!"

Harley watches the swelling, balloon, woman, "She's getting pretty big, Puddin.  Maybe she's not going to pop."

Hope fills the ballooning woman as the pressure builds, she stretches, and her skin grows tighter.  The Joker smiles as he pulls a sewing needle from his purple suit, "You could be right.  What do you say we help her along?"

Suddenly a loud, rubbery, screech sounds and a bang fills the room sending flesh colored, rubbery, shards across the room as the ballooning woman pops.  The Joker looks away from the tip of the needle at where she was and Harley responds, "Looks like she popped, Mr. J."

The Joker sighs, "Ah well."  He slides the sewing needle into his chest pocket and gently pats it.  "Save that one for later."  

A skinny, blonde, with tear filled eyes screams, "You'll never get away with this!!"

The Joker laughs as he slowly strides over to the blonde in the tight, black, dress and smells her.  He leans back from smelling her and smiles.  "I really hope I don't  get caught."

The blonde responds, "Well.....you won't if you leave now."

The Joker puts a finger to his chin, "Hmmm."  He leans closer to her, "You want to know a secret?  I'll tell you.  I DON'T REALLY CARE!!!"

"But.." Joker shoots her with the Inflato-ray after flipping a switch and a blast of blue light hits her.  Her eyes widen as her belly suddenly feels full and heavy.  Soft squeaks sound as  her belly pushes outward, "No!!!"  She moans as the pressure builds in her and she grows heavier as water bloats her skinny body. The dress shreds  "No!! Please!!!"  Her legs, butt, breasts, and upper arms bloat with water and her legs tremble against the weight as her back curves outward.  The blonde moans as her skin stretches, pressure builds, and she gets heavier with water.  Her legs tremble and she fears she'll pop if she falls to the floor.

Suddenly the blonde's legs give under the weight and a loud rubber screech sounds as she jiggles wildly like a water balloon.  The Joker laughs loudly as she's silently grateful she didn't pop, but as she feels the water pressure building within she knows she isn't out of danger completely.  The Joker smiles evilly as he watches her sides swell outward, "I hope I'm not in the splash zone!"

The blonde watches the Joker walk away, "What?!!!"

The Joker frowns as he walks to the center of the large, round, room, "Harley, dear, why is she surprised?  She's already inflating and seen me popped someone.  Why the confusion?!"

"Gee, I dunno."

Joker glances back to see the blonde is a slightly distorted sphere and only her hands and head still remain outside the sphere.  The rubber groaning grows louder and the Joker sighs, "Maybe it's cause she's a dumb blonde."

Harley frowns, "Hey!!!  I'm blonde!!"

The Joker begins yelling, "So as you can see, Gothamites!!  If I don get my money, you're all going to go bang like balloons at a birthday party!!!  My boys guarding the doors will make sure no one leaves the party prematurely!!"

An older man in a black suit responds, "We'll give you whatever money you want.  Just don't inflate anyone else!"

The Joker leans over to Harley and whispers, "Where is he?"

Harley whispers back, "I dunno.  B-man is usually here by now."

The Joker sighs as the old man stares at him, "Joker, are you listening?!!  You can have your money!!!"

The Joker flips a switch and shoots the Inflato-ray at the old man. "ZAP!!!"  A blast of yellow light hits the old man, a loud hissing sounds, and rubber squeaks as his belly swells outward.  The old man puts his hands to his squeaking, swelling, belly and he watches horrified as the pressure building within pushes his hands apart.  His chest pushes outward, his sides curve outward, and his back rounds outward.  He watches as his arms plump and his legs bloat as his clothes fail the test and shred.

Harley smiles as she grips the inflating man's limp penis, "What have we got here, big boy?"  A loud squeak sounds as she tugs it and the inflating, old,  man moans.  She smiles as tugs and rhythmic squeaks fill the air as he grows erect.  Harley smiles as his erect penis begins to bloat and rubbers creaks sound as it ever so slowly thickens and elongates.  A squeaking sounds as his balls inflate to the size of baseballs and slowly creak bigger.  The tugging grows faster, the old man moans, and a loud pop fills the room.

The old man's eyes widen as flesh colored shards of rubber flutter to the marble floor, "Wait!!!  Something is wrong!! Please stop!!"  The tugging grows faster as the hissing causes his groaning body to absorb his legs to his feet and arms to his hands.  He feels light as a creaking sounds and his neck bloats.  A pop sounds, flesh color rubber shards flutter to the floor, and Harley giggles as she continues tugging on the old man's balloon cock.  The sensations flooding into his mind from squeaking, balloon, cock are immensely enjoyable and yet the old man is horrified that his balloon cock will pop and his cock will be no more.  A thump sounds as his left foot is absorbed by his inflating, balloon, sphere, body and three more follow as both hands and right foot are absorbed.   Half heartedly the old man pleads, "Please...stop."

Suddenly a pop sounds as the old man's balloon cock bursts into flesh colored shards of rubber and Harley giggles, "Oops!!!"  She smiles at the horrified look on the old man's face and she gently pushes his sphere body away as it hovers a couple of inches off the floor.  The old man frowns as the hissing fades and the pressure stops building within him.    "Was it good for you?"

The Joker smiles, "Good show, old man!!  Jolly good!!  You popped your fun balloon!!  What's going to happen next?!"  He points the inflato-ray at the old man, "Zap!"  The light hits the old man, the hissing returns, the pressure builds, and a rubber groaning sounds as his head bloats and is stretched flat against his sphere.  The inflating balloon begins to rise toward ceiling slowly at first and it picks up speed as it stretches bigger.  "And away he goes!!!!"

The Joker laughs as the old man creaks loudly as his balloon, sphere, body collides with the chandelier on the high ceiling.  "That's right, Gotham!!!  I want my money!!!"  He strides confidently over to a nearby table with Harley and pulls a beautiful woman in a purple dress to her feet.  He eyes the woman over and sees her boobs are double d-cup size.  "Ladies and Jerks!!!  We have Miss Gotham herself in the house!  Everyone say hello!!"

The fearful Miss Gotham looks around and Harley responds, "She don't look so big to me."

Miss Gotham fills with anger and adjusts her bust.  "My boobs are bigger than yours, Honey.  I'm Miss Gotham."

The Joker laughs, "Money well spent!!!"

Harley frowns and points at Miss Gotham, "Hey you have utters like a cow.  Mr. J, is perfectly happy with my figure and therefore so am I!"

Miss Gotham motions to her bust line, "Honey, you don't need to be jealous.  With a little money, you can be as curvy as me."

The Joker twists the nozzle of the Inflato-ray and flips a switch.  "I'll give you a boost, Harley!!"  He points the gun and a blast of green light hits Harley's chest.  A hiss fills the air and they watch as Harley's chest slowly swells bigger.  Soft squeaks and creaks sound as Harley's breasts swell to the size of Miss Gotham's and surpasses Miss Gotham's size.  The Joker smiles brightly as Harley's breasts reach volleyball size and the hissing fades away.

Harley smirks as she pushes her new bust forward with a squeak, "See you're not so big!"

Miss Gotham frowns and adjusts her bust line.  The Joker smiles, "Har dear, why don't you show off your new figure while you carry out the plan."

Harley squeaks as she shakes her new boobs and sticks her tongue out at Miss Gotham.  "Sure, puddin."  

The Joker smiles as Harley squeaks away and he stares at Miss Gotham sinisterly.  "Let's play a game!!  Miss Gotham you will blow me or I will blow you!"

"Never."

The Joker points the Inflato-ray at Miss Gotham and fear fills her eyes, but he doesn't fire.  "Nope, nope, nope.  That'd be too easy."  He turns the gun toward Miss Gotham's blonde haired sister sitting at the table and fires. "Zap!!!"

"NO!!!!"

A burst of white light hits Miss Gotham's sister and she begins plumping.  She feels her belly slowly pushing outward and looks down to see it rising like dough.  Arms plump, legs bloat, and her bust fills the top of her dress, slowly spilling over. A rubber squeak sounds as she gently pokes one of her filling boobs and she confirms it is a substance like dough that is filling her.  Her face rounds and a double chin forms as her expansion stops.  "Why are you doing this to me?!!!"

Miss Gotham responds, "Kelly!!!  Are you okay?!"

Kelly glares at her, "Do I look okay?  I'm fat!!"

The Joker laughs, "We're just getting started!  What do you say, Miss Gotham?  You blow or I blow you?"

Miss Gotham frowns, "No."

The Joker flips a switch and fires the Inflato-ray, green light splashes against Miss Gotham's butt, and a hissing sound fills the air as her rear fills out the back of the dress.  Rubber creaks sound as a horrified Miss Gotham watches her expanding butt pull the purple dress tight and the Joker laughs.  "Zoom!!!"

Miss Gotham pleads as her rear creaks and groans bigger.  "Please, please, STOP!!!!"  Her butt groans loudly against the dress, a tearing sounds, and the hissing fades as each of her butt cheeks reach the size of a basketball.  She looks back at her inflated rear, "Oh my god!!!"

The Joker flips a switch and shoots Kelly again.  He laughs as her body groans and creaks as she blimps with dough.  The sides of her bloating belly and expanding hips push on the chair's arms and the wood creaks.  The chair's arms splinter and Kelly's body jiggles from the sudden freedom.  She watches fearfully as her breasts bloat, hands plump, and fingers begin chubby.  She feels her face rounding some more as her expansion tapers off and she finds she is as big as a female sumo wrestler.  "Give....GIVE him whatever he wants!!  PLEASE Just give him what he wants!!!"

Miss Gotham looks from her Sumo sized sister to her own gigantic ass and sighs. "Okay."  The Joker smiles as he pulls a chair up to sit in and unzips his pants, exposing his pale member.  She lowers herself to his member, splitting her purple dress more with her inflated rear, and begins tugging on the Joker's member.

The Joker smiles and a new, girl's, voice yells, "You sick PIG!!!"  The Joker sighs, flips a switch, and shoots the Inflato-ray at her.  A yellow light hits her head, a hissing sounds, and her head begins rounding outward.  The frames of her glasses creak and the glasses break apart under the pressure of her inflating head.  Her hands touch her inflating head and it squeaks as it reaches beach ball size.  "What have you done to ME?!!!"

The Joker sighs as Miss Gotham pauses in tugging on his member, "Oh do be quiet!!" He shoots her in the head again, her inflated head begins hissing bigger, and he flips a switch on the Inflato-ray.  He shoots Miss Gotham's inflated rear and it groans as it swells bigger.  "Did I say stop?!"  Miss Gotham returns to tugging on his pale member and the Joker moans as Miss Gotham's butt cheeks reach the size of beach balls.

The Joker frowns as the sounds of groaning rubber and whimpering of the inflating head girl reach him.  He flips a switch and shoots her head again.  The hissing grows louder, the pressure builds faster as her head surpasses weather balloon size, and the loud, rubber, groaning becomes deafening.  The Joker moans as Miss Gotham takes his member into her mouth and the girl with the inflating head floats toward the ceiling.  "Let's  make this interesting."  He flips a switch, shoots the gun,and green light hits the base of his penis.  A hissing sounds and soft squeaks fill the air as his penis inflates in Miss Gotham's wet mouth.  "Watch those teeth.  I don't know what I'd  do if you popped me the wrong way."  He smiles sinisterly as he stares into her eyes and Miss Gotham continues to move her mouth up and down on the Joker's inflating penis.

Suddenly a  loud rubber screech sounds as Miss Gotham's teeth rubs against the Joker's inflating cock and it sends him over the edge.  The Joker moans as his balloon cock spasms and Miss Gotham closes her eyes as his cum shoots in her mouth.  It tastes rubbery  to her and she swallows it trying not to incur the Joker's wrath.  The hissing fades away and Miss Gotham pulls her mouth away from the Joker's balloon cock.  The sound of a balloon deflating sounds as Miss Gotham wipes her mouth and The Joker looks to see his balloon cock is now a limp, empty, deflated white balloon.  Still smiling, the Joker gently tucks his deflated, balloon, cock into his pants, "I'll have Harley blow that back up later."

After a moment, The Joker rises to his feet and looks up at the sphere balloon caught on the chandelier and the girl with the giant sphere head also up there.  He shifts his gaze to the water balloon filled girl and then the dough filled Kelly.  He looks down at Miss Gotham as he flips the switch on the gun, "Time's almost up."  He shoots Miss Gotham and a loud farting noise fills the air as air is released from Miss Gotham's butt.  Her face reddens as she tries to cover it and she frowns as her boobs shrink, crumple, and flatten on her chest.

"What have you done to me?!"

The Joker smiles, "I'm taking you with me!"

"What?!"  Miss Gotham watches him move away as her shrinking, balloon, butt farts out air and her arms crumple. "No!"  Her neck shrinks, her torso crumples, and she slowly sinks to the floor as all the air leaves her body.  The Joker tucks her deflated body into a bag and throws it over his left shoulder.

Harley  bounces over with a heavy bag of her own, "Mission complete, Mr. J."

"Nice work, Kiddo!!"

"Gee tha.."

Suddenly doors on the wall fly open and Batgirl starts fighting two of the Joker's henchmen.  The Joker yells,"Get her, boys!!"  He begins firing his inflato-ray at batgirl and she dodges the blasts as she tries to fight the henchmen.   The Inflato-ray misses and the blasts hit other people, filling the room with hissing.  "Time to go, Har!!"

"Right behind you!!"

The Joker runs to the door and one of his henchman is inflating near the doorway.  "Boss, you got to fix me!  I don't want to be filled with air."

"Sorry, have to run!"

"You fix me now!!!"

Anger fills the Joker's eyes  and he slowly strides toward the inflating, squeaking, henchman. "I'll  fix you!!"

The Joker smiles as he pulls out the sewing needle and the henchman yells, "No!!!"

BANG!!!!

Harley watches as rubber shards of the henchman flutter to the floor and the Joker says coldly, "There, you aren't filled with air anymore.  Too the roof, Harley!!!"  He begins laughing loudly as they run out of the room and Batgirl gives chase, leaving the unfortunate to continue inflating.

On the roof, The Joker and Harley  reach the edge of the roof and Batgirl gives chase.  Harley looks at the bag near the Joker, "What are we going to do, puddin?"

"Wait."

"Wait?!!"

Batgirl yells, "There's no escape for you, Joker!  The building is surrounded!!  You can surrender or I can take you down!!  Either way you're going down!!"

Suddenly something hits Batgirl and Harley, both of them fall to the ground, and The Joker laughs loudly.  "Looks like you went down.  Funny how my plans have a better chance of working when old bats is out of town."

Harley frowns as she finds she can't move, "Hey, why did I get hit?!  I can't move!"

The Joker digs in the bag that as the waiting for them, "You're part of my escape plan."

"Escape plan?"

"Yep."  He hooks a collar around Harley's neck and Batgirl's neck.  He hooks a cable to each collar and then to his belt.  He fires two shots from the Inflato-ray, a yellow light hits Harley and Batgirl, and a hissing sounds.  The Joker attaches the bags to his belt and watches the two inflate like balloons.

Batgirl frowns as the pressure builds and her body rounds outward to her feet and hands. Rubbery groans from her body, "You can't do this too me!!"

The Joker laughs, "Who's going to stop me, blimp girl?"

Both Harley and Batgirl start floating upward into the air and Harley says, "Say, Batgirl, we're getting big!"  Two thumps sound as Harley's feet are absorbed and two more thumps sound as Batgirl's hands are absorbed by her sphere body.

Batgirl responds, "Aren't  you afraid of popping?!!!"

"No. My puddin would never pop me, but I can't say the same for you."

The Joker feels light on his feet as he walks toward the edge of the building and the cables pull harder on his belt as the two hissing, groaning, balloons above him inflate bigger.  Two thumps sound as Batgirl's feet are absorbed and two more sound as Harley's hands are absorbed. The Joker looks up at the massive balloons with the hollow hissing and he steps off the roof.  The two, large, groaning balloons keep the Joker from falling away and he floats away across the city covered in night.

Written by Snowfox144.

Author's Note: 

Inspired by the wonderful characters owned by DC comics.

 

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Average: 3.5 (15 votes)
captntrips
I'm impressed!

I get nervous when someone writes a story with characters from other media (fanfics and whatnot) but I must say I enjoyed this story!  You kept the characters true to the source, which is something a lot of people can't do well.

Also, I enjoy your style of describing inflation, it resonates with my personal tastes.  I look forward to reading your future works!

snowfox
Thank you! I'm glad you

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I know the Joker isn't usually in this type of story, but I could see him getting this type of weapon and the story formed from there.

Lopni
Absolutely brilliant!

Great story!

 

btw, I'm curious about where inflato-ray started... it's really hidden in ages ^_^

http://saintsrow.wikia.com/Inflato-Ray is one thing...

snowfox
Well in my story the

Well in my story the Inflato-ray was inspired by the expander in Duke Nukem 3d. I have never actually played Saints row, but may have heard the name from friends that played it. I'm glad you enjoyed the story :)