Most embarrassing inflation you've experienced?

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Wed, 07/13/2016 - 00:25

Margeret Moonlught

Hey kids, It's me, Graunt Margaret. I'm here to ask a question and spin a (highly embarrassing, to me anyway) tale of WHIMSY and FUN.

So this goes more to the IRL inflaters out there, But what's the most embarrassing/awkward/unfortunate thing to happen to you while you were inflating/inflated?

Ill start us off with a story from a few months ago, One that happened to me.

So let me preface this with me saying that while I am legally old enough to live on my own, I choose not to because I love my family and because I'm not financially in a spot to do something like that yet.

So im home alone, My family went out to do something idk, So me being alone, bored, slightly horny, and it being a very hot day out I decided to try a Shower inflation for the first time, with some nice refreshing cold water (who needs a swimming pool when you can have one inside you, amirite??).

So after some trial and error I get the shower hose to cooperate with me, And inflate to my max. Felt great by the way, to anyone who hasn't done this, immediately do it. However, About thirty minutes later while I'm still inflated and really huge my family gets home.

so I had to spend a few long hours looking pretty much pregnant- sucked in my gut a lot when I wasn't able to hide it, While also letting out the water as quietly as I can. Wasn't fun.

Didnt stop me from doing it again three days later lmao

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Wed, 07/13/2016 - 01:28

CobaltSnake

I kinda went through a similar experience. I had inflated myself fulla air, and it was really late. Me being the intelligent person that I am, I decide to put on my sweater and walk outside toward my balcony. There are two other balconies on my story. It was like 2:00 in the morning, so I assumed nobody was out there. I walked further towards the ledge to get a better view, and wouldn't ya know it, there was a guy that was on the balcony next to me that saw me. I saw him, and I knew what he was looking at the instant I walked out. Now I know what it feels like to be a girl with huge breasts (Hey buddy, I'm up here!). I akwardly walked back inside and avoided the guy at any chance I got.

I just know that he had to have said something while he was hanging out with his friends like:

"So this fag neighbor of mine walks outside while I'm just sitting there sippin a beer, and I see that he somehow filled his dumbass stomch full of air or something. God, I bet it was like some fetish of his or something."

I think I've had too much...

Wed, 07/13/2016 - 08:57

Another Canadian Guy

I've posted a guide below as to why you shouldn't do a shower inflation, and you shouldn't do it with cold water either. Long story short, get an enema kit so the pressure and water temp are always constant and within safe boundaries.

http://bodyinflation.org/node/34551

Also Margeret, you don't have to worry about if you're old enough to be living on your own. In today's world, many people do because it's expensive out there. I'm 22 and 48 out of 50 people tell me that if I can stay at home, then do that while you still can.

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Thu, 09/29/2016 - 08:03

(Reply to #3) #4

footpumpgirl

Lol, are the two that don't your parents ?

Bondage with Inflation.... what more could a girl ask for. If you wish to chat to me I am on xhamster. It is a free adult porn site and you will need a profile. Again this is free. Just let me know your from here and you wish to chat about inflating me

Thu, 09/29/2016 - 08:44

(Reply to #24) #5

Lopni

Good point ^_^ But I have friends who acquire first child before first house ^_^ And, alas, ACG left the site.

Wed, 07/13/2016 - 09:05

Another Canadian Guy

So, I don't recall I've ever really had an embarrassing IRL inflation episode, but I did have one funny story to share.

I was around 14-15 or so and I was in the bathroom inflating with my aquarium pump. Very good size in, I was about finished. My brother was in the living room and he was wondering when I'd be finished, so in a rush, I hid everything and left the bathroom. He turned the corner and I tried to go to the kitchen to hide my now pregnant looking belly, but to what could only be described as a movie moment, we locked eyes for a brief second and I just had a blowout. I'm talking a fart that lasted a good 10 seconds that literally shook the walls! Not only was this fart the most epic thing I think I've ever heard, but my brother was on the ground in tears laughing so hard, and I just couldn't stop no matter what I did. Holy Moses, I was an absolute monster that had a Harley Motorcycle engine in his ass, it was so loud and powerful. And it hurt after that too, but I still had to let it out against my will! I had to breathe so badly so I stopped for a second, then my body forced itself to continue, and there was no stopping this beast. I was in full automatic fire mode and any pleads against my behemoth of a belly went sorely (and I mean SOREly) unnoticed. Any further and I think both me and my brother would have passed out from suffocation we were laughing so hard.

To this day he has no idea how I did that, and he's never asked. Holy crap was that ever a day to remember.

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Wed, 07/13/2016 - 12:05

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Margeret Moonlught

This is why having a brother is better than having a sister lmao, This was a goddamn incredible tale.

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Wed, 07/13/2016 - 18:01

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Another Canadian Guy

100% true story, nothing was exaggerated.

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Wed, 07/13/2016 - 18:51

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Margeret Moonlught

Fucking miracles of life, Man.

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Thu, 07/14/2016 - 04:22

(Reply to #4) #10

Lopni

Wonderfully hilarous!

Fri, 07/15/2016 - 22:10

(Reply to #4) #11

Infiltrator

While I don't think I can describe it quite as eloquently, I do have a similar experience when I was visiting a friend. While watching a movie I felt like a little extra entertainment by discreetly swallowing air. Given the fact that this method is practically silent and takes a while to take effect I was able to slowly fill up in peace on the couch unnoticed. It wasn't until it later that the time arose for deflation. As I was in my sleeping bag on the floor my friend leans over his bed and asks if I was still awake, to which I responded with a long and noisy burst of flatulence as I emptied myself of air for a solid few seconds. My friend did not respond much beyond an initial what the heck followed by shocked laughter.

Wed, 07/13/2016 - 13:34

#12

AirPump

When I was in college, I roomed in the dorms for a while (anyone who's ever been there knows how little privacy there is). Anyway, as soon as I got some alone time, I got naked and started jerking off in my bed. I decided to have some fun and inflate with my aquarium pum too, and in about 15 minutes I was full to my max and coming hard. Well, no sooner had I come down off my high when my roommate comes back. I managed to cover up and make it look like I had been napping, but I had forgotten to turn off the pump. Luckily for me he was on his phone and didn't hear the pump running, but it took forever for him to finally go to the bathroom and I could unplug the pump. I felt like I was gonna explode. Eventually he left again and I was able to let some of the pressure off, but that was a loooooong hour to wait like that.

Fill 'er up!

Wed, 07/13/2016 - 13:47

(Reply to #6) #13

Margeret Moonlught

This was pretty hot tbh

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Wed, 07/13/2016 - 13:57

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AirPump

Haha, thanks. It was pretty nerve-wracking at the time though. In hindsight, I can see how someone might be turned on by the situation. Maybe it would've been more to my liking if I had a female roommate.

Fill 'er up!

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 07:38

(Reply to #6) #15

Another Canadian Guy

You mean you took the hose out of you, but couldn't deflate while he was there, right?

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Thu, 07/14/2016 - 10:55

(Reply to #14) #16

AirPump

No, I mean the hose was in and the pump was still going for a good 5 more minutes before he went to the bathroom and I could unplug it. He was on his phone, so I guess he didn't hear it. I was covered up when he came in, so he didn't see anything. I wasn't able to deflate until he left an hour later.

Fill 'er up!

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 01:21

#17

MixMaster (not verified)

I prefer to inflate things under stretchy clothing and I recorded a few videos of myself wobbling around with a giant beachball under some oversized clothes.

Well, seeing that a friend of mine had little respect for the contents of my hard drive, started snooping around and found them -_-;;

Wasn't some friendship ending ordeal or anything, but its not something you can easily explain

Thu, 07/14/2016 - 02:58

(Reply to #11) #18

Margeret Moonlught

Yikes.

god if one of my friends did that with my hard drive, I would have so much explaining to do.

I'll just say that it isn't just inflation porn in there..

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Sat, 07/16/2016 - 00:54

#19

YourBalloon

For me it would have to be the time when I was younger and thought inflating in public would be a good idea and then overinflated. Has a small bulb pump in my pocket, hose ran through the pocket and up my butt so it was just a simple matter of putting my hand in my pocket and squeezing. So, as far as I could tell, no one would be able to tell what was going on and I would be able to enjoy the excitement of blowing up like a balloon out in the open

It was a very long train ride, relatively slow and comfortable and there weren't TOO many people in that car. It WAS fun and exciting until I realized I was kind of overdoing it and felt beyond super full. I tried to make it down to the bottom level where the bathrooms were, hoping to kind of ease the pressure. Was trying to go nice and slow, but trains sway on top of practically waddling.

I ended up bumping up against one of the seats and giving myself another pump which made my stomach grooooan. Halfway down the really narrow stairs, again, pushed against the wall and another pump into me

but this one was enough, I suppose and the hose popped right out of me with a rather noisy complaint from my body. I was just mortified and rushed down, made it to the bathroom and let a good amount out

When I got out there was only one woman on the lower levels and she just asked if I was alright, said she had some tums if I was feeling bloated or anything and I just thanked her, said no thanks and went back to my seat

Need a balloon to play with? Get a hold of me~!

Sat, 07/16/2016 - 17:00

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AirPump

That's incredible! I'm both intrigued and turned on by the imagry, well done. This is something worth incorperating into a story I think (hint to alll the writers out there). I'm curious if you've had any more interesting adventures of this sort.

Fill 'er up!

Tue, 09/20/2016 - 13:45

#21

bigair38

I like to read all of your stories, thank you for sharing :) It's funny because like mine, it's turn around being very inflated while unexpected person arrived ^^ It's fun to tell it as a story, but the days when it really happens... it's very embarrassing and even a little scary...

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Tue, 09/20/2016 - 17:16

#22

Feroxodon

When I was around 15/16, I inherited my father's old computer when he upgraded. It was still a pretty solid computer, and I soon found that I was able to plug in my camera and record videos. It wasn't long before I started to try my hand a making simple little inflation videos...mostly involving me inflating a trash bag underneath my shirt, or padding and using creative camera angles.

I was always careful to hide my projects in folders you would have to really dig to find. It was a pretty good gaming PC, so I would often have some friends over after school to play video games. One day, one of my closest friends was using my computer. He logs on and plays a few rounds of whatever game while I'm doing some homework, when suddenly he laughs and says "Dude, what are you doing here?"

I look up, and see him watching a video of myself blowing up a trash bag under my shirt. Of course I'm puffing up my cheeks, saying things like "What's happening to me? I feel so full! Oh god...I'M BLOWING UP! LIKE A BALLOON!" You know...just terrible, horribly embarassing stuff. As it turns out, I had forgotten to hide my most recent recording session. Right on my desktop was a video titled "BlowingUp(3)."

Great. Now I have to try and explain this. I decide to play it cool. We play Mortal Kombat quite regularly, and I often use the kiss of death. I make up a story about how I was just going to test out the special effects of my video editing software by editing in an explosion to make it look like I popped, like in Mortal Kombat. You know...just testing out the software!

Now, this is the part that, to this day, still blows my mind. My friend was always the wild and crazier one of the two of us. He watches the video again, asking me legitimate questions about how the video editing works. I can't really answer them, so I make some stuff up. Then he asks how I made myself blow up. I tell him about the trashbag rigged up to an air pump, and I just happen to have it under the bed. He laughs and asks me to show him how it works, so I stuff the bag under my shirt and turn it on. For the first (and only) time ever, I get to inflate with an audience. I just try to play it off as a joke, harmless teenage antics, but secretly, it was a bit of a rush to inflate in front of someone.

He asks if I want him to help film something, but I say no because now I just want to stop talking about this before he catches onto my inflation fetish. However, he takes it a step further, and asks to try it out. He puts the trash bag under his own shirt, I turn on the pump, and he gets a good laugh out of being inflated. At this time, I just want to die and disappear in my own embarassment, but secretly, I'm loving that I get to see someone else blow up in front of me!

Afterwards, we agree that if I can ever figure out the video software, he'll help me record, and we would try to record other Mortal Kombat fatalities (decapitation, freezing, catching on fire) in the future. After that, he went back to playing his game, I went back to my homework, and we never really talked about it ever again.

It was just a really weird experience, but I guess it could have been a lot worse.

Tue, 09/20/2016 - 19:38

#23

bigair38

I remember one and I will try to tell it in English.
I apologize in advance for the mistakes and lack of vocabulary).

I was in relationship with a girl and she didn't know anything about my fetish.

One weekend, we each have planned an evening with friends everyone on our side. My evening with my friends it's over sooner than his. So I returned home earlier. I was alone at home. I ate a lot during the evening, and I could feel my belly well full. So it's made me want to do a belly inflation session. it's not often that I could be alone so this was the perfect opportunity. I remember my really inflated belly at the end. I felt so good that I wanted to stay like that for a moment. I took a shower with my inflated belly and return to bed completly relax. Immersed in my dreams, I didn't hear my girlfriend back until she opens the door to come to bed. I instantly turned me on the side and in the dark she didn't pay attention to my belly that was, this night, really huge. I remember the pressure on my stomach in this position. All those who have already inflated one day understand me. I thought, ok do not worry, I won't move, wait until she fell asleep and quietly out to go to the bathroom. I concentrated on keeping my swollen belly in this position when she came up behind me and wrapped his arms around me, and... of course, around my belly... I really thought my stomach was bursting! I forced myself to wait without move, but fortunately she had been drinking during her evening and fell asleep almost immediately. I stay 5 or 10 minutes without moving, his hand landed on my big belly. I thought: wow, it's a very plaisant moment... Unfortunatly, it began to be very hard to keep my belly full and I went to the bathroom.

I look back this story with a smile, but I was really stressed this night. What would have happened if she'd seen my inflated belly ? I really don't know what would have happened and seriously I can't even think about it...

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Wed, 09/21/2016 - 08:01

#24

domthe1

inflating once for a girl on cam using the shower im wearing a tight shirt
I inflate getting bigger and bigger shirt rips
I hid the shirt cause people came in the house
forgot to dispose of the shirt
and it got found

Fri, 09/23/2016 - 08:13

#25

SirFrancisThe3rd

I don't know if this really counts, but I own A LOT of pumps, and one day when I was in the mood, I just went all out and tried all of them while my roomate was at work. I can't say I got to my biggest that day, but I was still pretty big none the less. Now, my dumb ass was so satisfied that I went to sleep without thinking. Then my roomate got home and woke me up wondering why bike, aquarium, foot pumps, and balloons where all over the place. I've never been more embarrassed in my life....

Well, it's been fun

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