Organic inflation

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Lopni
Organic inflation

Everything's "organic" these days - bread and butter, honey and milk... What "Organic inflation" could mean I wonder?

george__xaxa

How about gluten free blueberry gum? 

#nextquestion

Lopni

And what will happen if a person with coeliac disease eats a blueberry gum containing gluten?

(if that's possible - gluten in blueberries??? Who put it there?)

george__xaxa

I want to say willy wonka but I'm afraid you might over think it. I did however enjoy your response to the gum thing. Cause gluten free blueberry gum is straight up insane! What was I thinking??

Blue_Eyes
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Not sure what this has to do with body inflation but it means that they don't use anything man made to produce the food. So they don't use anything synthetic like man made fetilizers, additives, pesticides regulators, etc.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

george__xaxa

I know what it means, my gluten free blueberry gum post was a joke as I also do not understand how inflation could be organic.

Margeret Moonlught
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I'm just imagining a vegan inflating themselves with like, 'gluten free air' or some shit.

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Grumper

Well, another definition of organic is "relating to a bodily organ or organs". 


So, what with DNA manipulation possibly becoming a commonplace happening in the future... Could a human DNA be spliced with pufferfish DNA, enabling you to organically inflate yourself?

Oh, but one thing... 

"Although puffers have evolved to suck in water, if lifted out they can sometimes suck in air. They sometimes have difficulties expelling this from their stomach, so take extra care when catching them."

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/fishkeeping-answers/articles/how-do-pufferfish-inflate


So if you try this, you'd better be careful or you might get stuck for a long time!

Gaius

Lopni

seriously, that's a beautiful comment and thanks for the link, mate!

For us humans there's an easier way to get bubbled ^_^

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