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kidquetzal
Dice Game

Hello all, welcome to v.1 of the dice game. If you don't have adventure dice I can roll for you.

It is not very advanced, just a series of lists but maybe we will have some fun with it.

Roll me a d20, d6,d8,d6 and a d10

and post the results in the same format eg: 18,3,7,2,9

The die will tell you of your inflated fate.

 

Cosinusitis
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Here's a nifty little website in case you don't have the physical dice. (Which is likely)

Anyways, my rolls were respectively 9,6,8,6,10. IN WHAT KIND OF INFLATEY SHENANIGANS HAVE I THROWN MYSELF IN.

My username is stupid.

Better known as Poqato on the art scene.

kidquetzal

(Thanks for the site)

You are inflated by your crush after admitting you have a kink.

You are filled up with food.

You inflate like a balloon, you become spherical and your head, hands and feet merge with your body. Before long you have become an impossibly ginormous size, taking up the space of a football field. The pressure contained within is astronomical, you feel as if a mote of dust landing on your surface could pop you.

Eventually you survive your ordeal, but seem to now be under the impression that you are an inflatable object, you are left with an insatiable desire to swell up even more.

Lopni

20,3,3,4,2

inflate my character until the pop or Fox News loses interest, whichever comes first

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a group of experimental students who are trying to correct the effects of a new substance you've tried with them.

You are filled up with helium.

Your butt blows up like two overinflated balloons until it reaches a massive size, the size of an entire house. You are so tremendously full it hurts.

Eventually you are sold to an eccentric foriegn persons harem and are the centre of many Bachhanalian orgies to come.

Lopni

And one for Maria please ^_^

3, 5, 7, 3, 3

Folks, numbers 4-8 on d20 are yet to be rolled

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a stranger you met at a bar.

You are filled up with juice.

Your belly and butt both become engorged until they swell up to an enormous size, you are overinflated. You've heard about filling out some clothes but now you'd fill up an entire room.

Eventually you survive but your inflation is irreversable. You stay in your new inflated form forever.

HeliumBubblegum
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Alright
4,2,1,3,80 (no idea how it works but i used the website)

kidquetzal

Hmm, your results seem to be off. Please try again. (I can do it for you if you need)

HeliumBubblegum
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sure because i dont know how it works :)

kidquetzal

Ok. The dice tell you that you recieve a 14,5,2,1,1

 

You are inflated by a crazed balloon fetish video producer who thinks you have been pirating their wares.

You are filled up with juice.

Your belly bloats up tremendously and soon it reaches a large size, you can move with some effort, but it is very difficult given your new proportions. You still feel like you have some give, but you're still pretty sure your body was not made with much stretch in mind.

Eventually you stop inflating, but after a quiet pause you burst with a loud bang.

AirPump
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16, 4, 5, 2, 7

Gimme something good :)

Fill 'er up!

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a lusty demon whose idea of fun is a little more pumps than pitchforks.

You are filled up with slime.

Your chest and belly and butt all swell up until they reach a huge size, you become the well inflated, balloon person version of yourself.

Eventually you deflate for the most part, but you will always have a little more of a fuller figure.

caffiene

Oohh, oohhh, me me me me me!

 

9,4,6,4,4

...I meant that sarcastically.

kidquetzal

You are inflated by your crush after admitting you have a kink.

You are filled up with slime.

Your belly and butt both become engorged until they swell up to a massive size, the size of an entire house. You are so tremendously full it hurts.

Eventually you spring a leak and deflate. Unfortunately your form was stretched out and now your wrinkled figure sags to the floor.

caffiene

Not the ending I was hoping for, but that's dice for you.  Thanks for that, it's a neat idea!  :D

...I meant that sarcastically.

BalloonyGlaceon
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I like the sound of this

13, 3, 8, 6, 8

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a brood of rowdy centaurs.

You are filled up with helium.

You inflate like a balloon, you become spherical and your head, hands and feet merge with your body. Before long you have become an impossibly ginormous size, taking up the space of a football field. The pressure contained within is astronomical, you feel as if a mote of dust landing on your surface could pop you.

Eventually you deflate back to your normal self soon afterwards.

BalloonyGlaceon
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Haha, Thank you!

Margeret Moonlught
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7, 3, 2, 2, 1.

what do I win?

BI.org’s very own metamorphic incomprehensible memetic fractal entity 

kidquetzal

You are inflated by your arch nemesis and supervillain.

You are filled up with helium.

Your belly bloats up tremendously and soon it reaches a huge size, you become the well inflated, balloon person version of yourself.

Eventually you stop inflating, but after a quiet pause you burst with a loud bang.

Margeret Moonlught
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Jesus

its like the dice knew what I like..

BI.org’s very own metamorphic incomprehensible memetic fractal entity 

inflateme 100

Ok here it goes... 9,7,3,6,4. 

kidquetzal

Thank you for your results, unfortunately they appear off. Please roll again. (I can roll for you if required.)

airtankgirl5
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16,6,6,5,10

Let er rip. 

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a lusty demon whose idea of fun is a little more pumps than pitchforks.

You are filled up with food.

Your belly and butt both become engorged until they swell up to a colossal size, you are truly enormous. You could fill up a basketball court.

Eventually you survive your ordeal, but seem to now be under the impression that you are an inflatable object, you are left with an insatiable desire to swell up even more.

airtankgirl5
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Ok, yeah, but, so...what's new?  ;)

caffiene

I haven't seen you fill a basketball court yet.  It's a good look for you.  ;P

...I meant that sarcastically.

BluXeCalvin

My rolls are - 11, 2, 6, 6, 5

 

bring on the inflating

The rounder the better

kidquetzal

You are inflated by aliens who have abducted you.

You are filled up with water.

Your belly and butt both become engorged until they swell up to an impossibly ginormous size, taking up the space of a football field. The pressure contained within is astronomical, you feel as if a mote of dust landing on your surface could pop you.

Eventually you are rubberized and put on display in a seedy shop.

BluXeCalvin

Quick, easy, huge. I like it

The rounder the better

inflateme 100

12,4,4,7,10. Maybe that will work. 

kidquetzal

Nope! Try again.

AirPump
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Your problem seems to be you are somehow rolling a 7 on a 6-sided die.

Fill 'er up!

inflationpurveyor

12, 4, 3, 5, 5! What's my fate?

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a product testing lab with unethical business practices.

You are filled up with slime.

Your butt blows up like two overinflated balloons until it reaches a colossal size, you are truly enormous. You could fill up a basketball court.

Eventually you are rubberized and put on display in a seedy shop.

inflateme 100

Ok go ahead and roll for me. Give me some better numbers. 

inflaboom

Why not, my rolls are: 15, 3, 6, 1, 6!  

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a mad clown who insisted on you having a balloon.

You are filled up with helium.

Your belly and butt both become engorged until they swell up to a large size, you can move with some effort, but it is very difficult given your new proportions. You still feel like you have some give, but you're still pretty sure your body was not made with much stretch in mind.

Eventually you are petrified. Your new form is immortalized in stone.

inflateme 100

 10,6,4,4,1 . Last time is a go...

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a sneaky rogue with plans regarding how to make off with your most precious belongings.

You are filled up with food.

You inflate into a spherical shape, only your head, hands and feet emerge from your body. You grow to a massive size, the size of an entire house. You are so tremendously full it hurts.

Eventually you stop inflating, but after a quiet pause you burst with a loud bang.

madness

19, 3, 8, 5, 1 Here's hoping for something interesting.

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a whimsical wizard.

You are filled up with helium.

You inflate like a balloon, you become spherical and your head, hands and feet merge with your body. Before long you have become a colossal size, you are truly enormous. You could fill up a basketball court.

Eventually you stop inflating, but after a quiet pause you burst with a loud bang.

9Person9

1, 6, 2, 2, 6

kidquetzal

You are inflated by a malfunctioning sex droid.

You are filled up with food.

Your belly bloats up tremendously and soon it reaches a huge size, you become the well inflated, balloon person version of yourself.

Eventually you are petrified. Your new form is immortalized in stone.

CreepingInflator

11, 3, 6, 4, 4

I wonder what I will get out of this...

kidquetzal

You are inflated by aliens who have abducted you.

You are filled up with helium.

Your belly and butt both become engorged until they swell up to a massive size, the size of an entire house. You are so tremendously full it hurts.

Eventually you spring a leak and deflate. Unfortunately your form was stretched out and now your wrinkled figure sags to the floor.

Tai Lin
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Are you reading the results off a chart? If so, mind dropping me an PM?

kidquetzal

Yes, just a few lists. Its very basic, but might help me to make dice game v1.1, a little more advanced.

yeahshippo

Alright  I'll bite

18,6,6,2,5

kidquetzal

You are inflated by an assassin with strange and exotic poisons.

You are filled up with food.

Your belly and butt both become engorged until they swell up to a huge size, you become the well inflated, balloon person version of yourself.

Eventually you are rubberized and put on display in a seedy shop.