Anyone try fat/inflation spells that work?

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bigbellysfordays
Anyone try fat/inflation spells that work?

I was just wondering if anyone has tryd anyworking ones and if so please provide the spell and how you did it specify to replicate it 

george__xaxa

Mind blown.

NameTaken
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you know magic isn't real, right

AirPump
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Not sure if roleplaying or dilusional...

Fill 'er up!

Blue_Eyes
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It is hard to tell here anymore.

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Margeret Moonlught
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Well there is one that works, But you'll need a human sacrifice, at least four goats, and lots of people dancing around you butt naked.

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Cosinusitis
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Instructions unclear, goats stuck in ceiling fan.

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Cutter

Isn't it also supposed to be performed on the 3rd blue moon after a solar eclipse?

Also outside so you avoid getting the goat stuck in the fan.

Margeret Moonlught
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The goat in the ceiling fan is actually part of the ritual. It's just the last step, if it didn't work then you're doing something wrong. Tell me, are you using gluten free pigs blood or normal pigs blood?

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Cosinusitis
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I'm using this new kind of halal pork, maybe that's what's going wrong. It's a shame, though, I liked that ceiling fan...

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Lopni

this thread has a few ideas that actually work: http://bodyinflation.org/node/35721

good luck! ^_^

WinglyKing

Again we are beating a dead horse. This isn't the first thread, and won't be the last of its nature. The OP may well have been shamed off the site. Let it be.

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srflour

There's a magic potion you can make with Coke and Mentos.

 

It's possibly more alchemy than magic, but it beats trying get Wonka costumes onto a puffer fish, although someone somewhere around here would probably fap just thinking about that.

 

 

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I met a witch in Australia. She has plenty of magic books for you to try.