Glad to be here! Dunno really what to say xD
Hey, I'm new!
Fri, 04/07/2017 - 14:07
#1
Hey, I'm new!
Fri, 04/07/2017 - 17:32
#3
What he said. Unless what he said was offensive, then not what he said.
In any case, welcome.
Fri, 04/07/2017 - 22:14
#4
Margeret Moonlught
Welcome aboard, Your complimentary care package will be mailed to you in five business days.
Wed, 04/12/2017 - 02:59
#5
Five business days? So... about...
Now!
Big Belly Inflator, do you feel how items of complimentary package are delivered by post with care - inside? How you start feeling slightly numb as they release a mild analgesic, as well as a stronger polymer which renders your innards and skin highly elastic. Do you see how they visibly bloat your big belly which rounds on conventional "belly-balloon" lines? Do you feel "high" internal pressurisation as your expanding abdomen bursts through clothing and underwear as the inflation spreads up and down your body? Do you experience an endorphin rush at this stage as you undergo transition to a buoyant state?
If you answer positive on any of these then TDB standard instruction is:
[TDB 70.23] Inform nearby onlookers ASAP by a loud yel l!!! Make sure they approach you with adequate tethering and secure you immediately. Recommended pleas for help:
- CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!
- I'M GOING TO SPACE!!!
or
- HELP!!!
(used exerpt from TDB Files by HeliumGirl77 - http://fav.me/d94ww7o )
Sat, 04/08/2017 - 02:06
#8
Herro :3
Sat, 04/08/2017 - 12:43
#9
hi new im also new
Thu, 04/13/2017 - 17:41
#10
Hi new, I'm old!
I've seen things in my life no man woman or child ever should, whippersnapper.
Dia duit cara!