Happy Male Inflation Day!

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Wed, 05/10/2017 - 00:29

Cosinusitis

Happy Male Inflation Day!

HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT DAY OF THE YEAR IT IS.

...Why am I even asking it's in the title

ANYWAYS, MINORITY, UNITE!! LET'S CELEBRATE THELESS POPULAR BUT EXCELLENT TYPE OF INFLATION ON THAT FATEFUL DAY!

_{also let us have more content on the interwebs goddiggindangit}

WELL ANYWAYS

CONFETTI, PARTY WHISTLES, BALLOONS (made of 100% handsome dudes)

Happy Male Inflation Day, everybody ~o~ _{As the self-proclaimed spokesperson of the male inflation community, we love you.}

_{(wait no nevermind I'd be an absolutely terrible spokesperson)}

_{My username is stupid.}

_{Better known as Poqato on the art scene.}

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 00:40

Auriga

I know there will be a male inflation day and started preparing a nice story for it.

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r7aEG9GMd93eUZvqWgZLnLiOCMPhf8kpj1e2FnI9Oq8/edit

Brief idea: a rock group of one female diva (vocal) and a few boys. On the last day of their tour, boys should inflate, float above the stage and go boom, showering singer and all the fangirls with confetti.

On the negative side, this story is not complete yet. But this means, you can propose some changes. Enjoy.

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 02:25

(Reply to #2) #3

BlimpImp

Your story is remarkable, Auriga. I like the premise of the continual trend of Tina finishing her band's performance with a sensational display. Plus, Vik's attitude is humorous. I hope you will complete this literary work. Indeed, I'm curious to see where the satin bands lead up to.

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 02:38

(Reply to #8) #4

Auriga

Thanks! Purpose of satin bands will be quite obvious soon.

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 00:50

Auriga

Thats all nice, but for hetero males, male by male inflation is not so hot.

What about girl inflating multiple dudes (manly and handsome, untill they turn into spheric blimps)?

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 01:08

Blue_Eyes

Why must we artifically introject or crowbar *insert random fetish* into a random day?

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.

Fri, 05/12/2017 - 05:15

(Reply to #4) #7

MixMaster (not verified)

This

This "holiday" and thread are dildos

We already have an "Inflation Day", that fine, thats enough. Do we really need to start a holiday for every subcategory? There's not enough days on the calender.

Fri, 05/12/2017 - 12:41

(Reply to #16) #8

BttrfliesNHurricanes (not verified)

Blonde Violet Portrayal Day.

Wonka Factory Tour Story Day.

Shitty Head Swap Berry Deviation Day.

Fri, 05/12/2017 - 13:36

(Reply to #17) #9

Margeret Moonlught

Bring a shit Ton of bees to work day.

Stuff your head into the mouth of an oscar winner day.

Lay in bed watching shit hentai day.

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Wed, 05/10/2017 - 01:16

#10

Cosinusitis

Wait, don't tell me I got the wrong day of all things?

Oh well, it was worth the try anyways. Time to disappear into a cloud of fairy dust and embarrassment.

_{My username is stupid.}

_{Better known as Poqato on the art scene.}

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 01:17

#11

Zeltreck

Happay Male Inflation Day, woot :3

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 01:30

#12

Lopni

depends on time zone, so we smartass jews celebrate everything twice. One day is always a holiday, and the other day is always not and we don't care which are they ^_^

Tomorrow's also a Male Inflation Day, yippi yeah! ^_^

_{(grabs his free colada on entry)}

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 02:28

#13

BlimpImp

Happy Male Inflation Day to you, too! May your day be filled to bursting with joy!

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 08:06

#14

Margeret Moonlught

Shit man, This is the holiday I need. Happy dude expand dong day.

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Wed, 05/10/2017 - 13:37

#15

BluXeCalvin

Happy male inflatione day! Now I just need someone to pump me up to celebrate

The rounder the better

Wed, 05/10/2017 - 18:01

#16

Feroxodon

I honestly didn't think people remembered this! Glad to see some support for male inflation! Might as well pump up for the big day!

If anyone ever wants to chat about male inflation, please drop a message!

Fri, 05/12/2017 - 01:58

(Reply to #13) #17

Auriga

That would be very nice and helpful for advancing my male inflation stories.

Thu, 05/11/2017 - 20:35

#18

bigboy86

Seems I'm a day late and a dollar short. (Or maybe more than one dollar.)

Or is this why I suddenly felt light-headed yesterday?

Happy Male Inflation Day!

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