What kind of tools there could be available on imaginary financial market?
Inflation Insurance
Fri, 09/22/2017 - 02:52
#1
Inflation Insurance
Fri, 09/22/2017 - 06:00
#3
Margeret Moonlught
Here's a diagram I made on this topic.
Fri, 09/22/2017 - 15:31
#4
Insure your inflatee and you'll get a brand new one if it bursts.
Fri, 09/22/2017 - 16:44
#5
airtankgirl5
Ok I'm a corporate chick, I'll try.
So naturally there is a simple policy about if one gets inflated or not. I figure you might have to buy different coverage for different areas both anatomical and geographical. Are you likely to have belly inflation, or breast inflation? Are you likely to have it at sea level or a mile above sea level?
But where I think the real money is is in 1. the medium, it may be a cheaper rate to cover inflation by helium rather than water, or something. Live near a mysteriously toxic blueberry patch, yeah your premium is going to be higher to cover blueberry inflation.
and 2. the riders. Ok so lets say I've simple helium belly inflation policy or accidental expansion/inflation, and I get a 100K payout on that. But my problem doesn't end there. Ive also got a wardrobe rider that covers my replacement clothes. I've got an automobile rider that gets me a Hummer I can fit into (I'm going to miss the Porsche). I might even have something for home remodling with the inflated figure in mind.
Fri, 09/22/2017 - 20:21
#6
Interesting look into the idea so far :)
Sat, 09/23/2017 - 02:53
#7
Margeret Moonlught
... All in favor of ATG being the CEO of any possible future inflation company?
Sat, 09/23/2017 - 12:57
#8
Agreed
Sat, 09/23/2017 - 16:58
#9
airtankgirl5
Chief Expansion Officer? :)
I'm already a CFO in RL, which clearly is Chief Fattening Officer. :)
Sat, 09/23/2017 - 21:56
#10
Margeret Moonlught
Right, So you've clearly got experience with this sort of job. Guess that means it's official-
Sun, 09/24/2017 - 08:14
#11
airtankgirl5
Well as younger people are more tech savvy, I guess that makes you my Chief Information/Inflation Officer. Welcome to the corporate big leagues, young lady, you have some big shoes to fill (didnt come out as sexy I it did in my head). Get yourself down to Helium Resources and get yourself pumped up. I dont want to see you in this office until you are straining your buttons.
Sat, 09/23/2017 - 02:51
#14
How about the deductable for door or wall removal to get you out of the home if you have an occurrence.
Sat, 09/23/2017 - 05:38
#15
Sky-high premiums if you have to cover explosive popping, along with the resulting fall in property values...though proponets of urban renewal may like you, especially if you reform.
Mon, 09/25/2017 - 08:34
#16
to whom it may concern,
I recommend Miss P for supporting the function of fraud prevention. She has invaluable expertize in detecting whether insurance claimant actually inflates.
Miss P has burst many water bubbles hidden under clothes. Her experience in Clothing Stuffing Central will help her completely fill expert's position leaving no room to doubts
Pumps, potions, gum, drugs, pills, pinns, needles, elastic clothing, darts, photo's/video's, inflation guns. But the idea i like the most is a room to test out the products on inflatees
I dont know why, but i think the inflation-fair would be on the black-market.
And boom goes the inflatee