I mostly fake it and been walked in on like half way.
How did they react?
I mostly fake it and been walked in on like half way.
How did they react?
Wasn't this an episode of a Seinfeld?
Idk i've never watched Seinfeld.
Close but not quite.
However, when I was at uni a couple of guys saw me stuffing through my bedroom keyhole and I acquired the nickname Turkey, and my son saw me on a video tape doing it because we unexpectedly acquired a video recorder and there was a tape of me doing it lying around. I assumed it would never be played because it was dead media.
Nobody ever caught me in the act, but a friend did find a video of me inflating on my computer.
I was about 16/17. I had made a few videos of myself inflating a trash bag under my clothes, and was working on editing them. A friend asked to use my computer to edit a video for a school project, and I stupidly said yes without hiding my inflation project first. When he opened the program, it opened to the last project I was working on, which was me pretending to be force inflated by an unseen attacker, complete with terrible acting.
He just laughed and asked what it was. I told him that I had recently gotten a new video editing program, and was learning to use the special effects to make people and things "explode"....which wasn't really a lie. He asked me about the special effects, the editing program, and he even asked how I "blew up." I showed him the trash bag and the pump I used, and I even inflated in front of him. The whole time, I tried to laugh it off and pretend it was no big deal, but inside I was super nervous. To my surprise, he thought it was funny, and even asked to put the bag under his shirt and infated it!
I was very surprised that he was so interested in it. I asked him if he would help me with the project and let me film him, but he wasn't into the idea. He never really mentioned it after that incident, which I was really thankful for.
Close call.... well played
It happened to me once. I was like fifteen or something and forgot to lock the door, My dad then walked in on me.
I then proceeded to slaughter him and absorb his corpse, Adding him to the uncomprehensable biomass that is my body, Furthering my goal of the forceful unification of the human race.
All shall be one, And I am that one.
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