Green thought breast implants would pay for themselves in no time. And they did. In less than a night, she made several times the amount it cost to buy them, but it took even less time for them to figuratively turn her spine into dust. Don't feel too bad for her though, she actually did have the foresight to give the doctor a freebie in exchange for removing them for free if she didn't like them.
.......Did I really just present hyper-sized boobs as a bad thing?.......I need to go take my temperature.......
