Um, ok. So you've been checking me out at the gym for like, the past two weeks. At first, I tried my best to ignore you. I mean, you're a few inches shorter than I am, and I can definitely tell by your waistline that you don't exercise much. But, a few days ago, I was having a conversation with my friends about a party. I had zoned out and randomly glanced over in your direction. You were encircled by a group of tall, fit gym babes like myself. Their toned, flat, six packs made your round, stuck out belly look positively inflated in comparison.
