I took one more look at my un-inflated body in the mirror. Today was the day. I was finally going to bloat bigger than I had ever before! I grabbed the three packs of mento's that I had bought before and swallowed them all. Then I took my bottle of diet coke and chugged the whole thing until I felt a strong tingling in my stomach.
"Yes!" I put my hands on my pudgy belly, feeling it start to inflate under my fingers.
Then I heard a knock at the door.
