hose in mouth

"Damn Mary! Don't you know how to knock?!? Jeez!!!" 
You yelled, as the cheeky brunette rushed into your room to surprise you... 

"Oh, sorry John....what the fuck? what's that?!?" 
Mary told you, quite surprised at the sight on your huge screen, where all your female friends, were digitally morphed into huge inflating ballooney shapes of all sizes and in various situations... 

"Hey Megan, here, have some of these purple ones, they seem fun and you were really in the mood for some gum, so yeah..." Monica, shrugged her shoulders, a little annoyed from Megan's continuous whining all morning down at the market. Without giving it much of a thought, she picked up a large purple covered gum, "Blueberry Explosion!" written all over its paper in a bubbly font, and handed it over to Megan to finally shut her up and continue her shopping stroll in peace and quiet.