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I Turned Her Into a Balloon

Dan Wong wasn't entirely sure how it had happened. He had gone over to his girlfriend's house, Susan Tani, to just chill for a while. Now Dane could admit that sometimes he wasn't the sharpest at times, but it certainly seemed like a good idea at the time. He took over with him a small valve of a project he had been creating for science class. While he lied on the couch lazily she was over at her DVD collection looking for a film to play. He decided to hold up the valve and say 'So how's your final project going?' she replied, 'Finals aren't for three weeks Daniel'.

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Average: 3.4 (10 votes)

Kate The Balloon Girl Vs. Gym Class

I am a force to be reckoned with at my school. I have confronted six bullies. These bullies have had knives, guns, clubs, and one had an attack hawk (It was “Bring a Pet to Class Day.”) I’ve beaten them all, and I look forward to beating more. My method is simple: I inflate really big and just roll on the jerks. I, Kate the Balloon Girl, am capable of that. I have struck terror into many a bully and made the hallways safer. I have lessened the fear and filled many self-respecting good students with a sense of security long overdue.

I also hate gym class.

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Average: 3.4 (5 votes)

Letting Go

"It's kind of like a flash mob," she tells me.

"Uh-huh". Arms crossed and eyelids lowered as I stare at her in silent disapproval. In the middle of our damned vacation, she pulls this on me. And what's with these cheesy jumpsuits? She just happened to pack them accidentally on purpose, I suppose?

"I really do not want to do this" I repeat.

"You need to let go once in a while. It's good for you," she lectures.

I'll have none of that. "It is cold. It is late. I am hungry and I want a steak."

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Average: 3.9 (8 votes)

Inflight Booty

Inflight Booty
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Average: 4.1 (21 votes)

Just admiring the view

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Just admiring the view
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Average: 4 (13 votes)

5th dAnniversary comic

5th dAnniversary   comic
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Average: 3.3 (7 votes)

jerklingdodododododo

jerklingdodododododo
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Average: 3.6 (10 votes)

Changing_the_bulb_Page_2_of_2_by_pballooned

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Changing_the_bulb_Page_2_of_2_by_pballooned
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Average: 3.9 (8 votes)

Interview with a Succubus

Interview with a Succubus
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Average: 3.6 (20 votes)

Lyrapoof

Lyrapoof
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Average: 3.4 (8 votes)
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