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"Not happy with the breast size that nature gave you? Leary of the dangers and cost of breast implants? Then we have just the product for you. New from Shronco, the makers of the 'Self-Dentistry Made Easy' and 'Liposuction In A Can' programs comes a new venture into body-altering fashions. Introducing the 'Wonder-Full Bra', a new technological breakthrough in non-surgical breast augmentation. This new undergarment will change the way you look at yourself forever.

"Hey Kristin!" giggled Kelly gleefully, as she saw her long-time colleague enter the Gap store.

"Hi Kelly," replied Kristin, walking casually over to the checkout. Her shift wasn't due to start for another ten minutes and she wanted to catch up on the latest info.

"So, what's been going on?" she continued.

"Oh, the usual," said Kelly with a mischievous smile. "Nothing exciting. Oh, but there is something I want to show you!"

I strolled down the row of racers, the sponsors and the sponsors’ painters, already hard at work on the costumes. I nodded casual greetings to the other racers. Jenny, a longtime friend and former lover, was already getting her logo painted on her belly--a large AT&T logo, plus several other smaller sponsors’ logos.

“You’re lucky to snag them,” I said. “How much for?”

“Three million plus endorsements and commercials. Who’d you get?”

I told her. She laughed.