Female Inflation

It was a beautiful summers day in a town were strange thing have been happening. We began are tale in a swimming pool just of the corner of 51st and Main Street behind a small white house. In the pool is floats a pool toy and that pool toy is the main character of this story. Because you see that’s no ordinary pool toy. That pool toy is really a girl. Yes a girl and her name is Jennifer, but we will call her Jenn for short. She was turned into a pool toy by her evil boss and finally after ten years she returned to normal.

I was over at my girlfriend's place, Tammy. Every time I see her I marvel at how I could have gotten such a girl. She stood all of about five foot tall. She had long red hair that was both curly and wavy and framed her head just right. She had bright green eyes that just made her absolutely gorgeous. What I marveled most is her body. She was absolutely fit and trim. There couldn't have been an ounce of fat on her body, yet she swears she needs to drop about twenty pounds. I keep asking her how is she going to do that without loping off a body part.

This is an adaptation of the hitman scene from Naked Gun 2. Ive always thought that scene would look cooler if it were 2 girls fighting and one getting blown up instead. Enjoy!