Maintenance Call

Kay groaned and stepped into the grimey bathroom. He hated this room. The people who rented it were always doing strange experiments and the like, so their kitchen and bathrooms were always filled with strange things and even stranger messes.

He stopped by the stink to wash off his face. When he was washing the kitchen, an assortment of goopy liquid had fallen on him from on top of the fridge and, even after wiping it away with a paper towel, there was still a sticky residue on his face. 

Average: 3.8 (4 votes)

Anniversary Accident

Inflation Types:

It was an accident.

Really, it had been.

Average: 3 (4 votes)

Mistakes Were Made

Mistakes Were Made
by Joe Monday

Average: 4.1 (11 votes)

Explosive Event, An

I sit on the floor, casually lounging as I fill yet another balloon. There's still several hours before the party, so I haven't gotten dressed yet; I'm wearing a simple pair of panties and a form-fitting white tanktop. I sigh. "Man, who knew blowing balloons would take so long?" I lament, turning to you.

You're sitting on a chair in jeans and a white t-shirt, using a pump to fill the balloons. "Well, it's a good thing we have this pump. It could be a lot slower," you note, with a smirk.

I pout. "Well, I suppose. Still, next time we should just buy them, I guess."

Average: 4.3 (17 votes)

Problem with P-Ballons, The

The Problem with P-Balloons

By kairiinflator


The day was finally here. A few weeks ago, Nintendo posted about the 'Super Mario Bros Super Package'. A surprise filled crate, filled with Mario related merchandise. Me, being the ultimate Nintendo fangirl, purchased it immediately; regardless of the large price tag. Now I was hauling it into my basement with a mad gleam in my eye, and a box cutter in one hand.

Average: 3 (8 votes)

Chemical Chaos

“Let’s see here… if I combine these two compounds I get this strange combination which has unknown but possibly adverse effects.” Jazette shook around the vial full of the unknown liquid. She brushed her black hair done in braids back to avoid them getting in the way. Her floral print sleeveless cheongsam was her favorite piece of clothing as it was a gift from her tailor aunt who personally designed it for her. The stockings she wore doubled as shoes thanks to the padding on the feet beneath it.

Average: 3.8 (12 votes)

Incident, The

Gary was sitting on the couch at his house icing a black eye he got from Victoria when Akemi walked through the door and was shocked when she saw him.

“What happened to you!?” Akemi asked loudly, Gary, not wanting to explain what happened tried to leave, but Akemi caught him and forced him to tell what happened.

“Come on! Do I have to?” Said Gary, trying to worm his way out of this.

“Yes you do! I want to know who the person was so I can show them what happens when they hurt my sweetheart.” Said Akemi,

Average: 2.7 (6 votes)

Cosplay Accident, The

It was a rainy day in Seattle. Emerald City Comic-con was coming in a matter of days. And Jamie was excited. He had issued a challenge with his friend, Serena. No, they weren't dating, but he wished they were. The challenge was to build a costume that had some kind of special trick that they would let the fans of ECCC decide who was the best. But first, he would have to make the costume. So he decided on a waterbender costume, from Avatar: the last airbender. His special "power" was that he would have a tube that pumped water from his wrists, as if he was literally waterbending.

Average: 3.1 (15 votes)

Make Me Big


By Latecomer


Average: 3.9 (15 votes)

Spacegirl Suzy experiences explosive decompression

Spacegirl Suzy experiences explosive decompression
Average: 3.6 (7 votes)
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