Full Body Inflation

(Author’s note: Bob and Mary experimented with a substance called felium or female helium a few months ago.  Its floatation properties are twice that of helium, but half the density.  Not a lot is required to achieve human lift.  They also discovered that after a month of taking felium pills, their bodies had adsorbed the felium and could produce it at will.

As she typed away in her MSN group chat, Jen smiled and smurked as she fooled around with the feelings of the guys she met online. Each one she would play and garnish their attention in order to make herself feel better. One by one she would get them interested in her like a spider's web, then after they began making moves and become hooked, she would block them quicker than air fills a tire. Tonight however, her attention needs would guide her to her fate.